The Twelve Days of Christmas, TAKE TWO!

Welcome to the second Twelve Days of Christmas (Smash brothers style) story! The first play didn't go exactly as planned. It's been a whole year, so the Smashers are ready to try this play again! Lights, Camera, ACTION!

Director: Okay guys lets try this play again, hopefully you've all practised your lines...

Kirby: I finally found batteries for the star rod!

Falco: It's been a whole year, you never found batteries during all that time?

Kirby: It's hard finding the perfect ones...

Right, yes, okay, let's get this production going!

Director: Yes, let's go.

Kirby stood on the side of the feild with his star rod, ready for his part.

Director: Okay, roll music! ACTION!

On the first day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me-

Kirby: Is it my part yet?

Director: SHH Kirby! You go after the second line

Kirby: Gotcha.

Director: Try that again, roll music, ACTION!

On the first day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,

A star rod from the Fountain of Dreams!

Kirby: (Flicks star rod on) OOOH GO ME!

On the second day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,

Two Falco eggs-

Falco: I told you I don't lay eggs! I'm a boy!

Bowser: Stick to the script

Falco: Bite me

Bowser: You asked for it!

Director: Guys guys stop! Go again, ACTION!

On the-

Falco: Will you stop screaming ACTION right in my ear!

Bowser: Yeah, it is kind of annoying...

Director: Okay okay, ACTION!

On the se-

Falco: Look, again with the action!

Kirby: Can't you just say like, go or something?

Director: Alright, get ready... GO!

Falco: Errrg...

On the second day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,

Two Falco eggs

Falco: (Pretends to lay egg) Look I did it! It's a miricle!

Kirby: (Giggles)

Bowser: For the second time, stick to the script!

Falco: Okay okay

And a star rod from the Fountain of Dreams!

Kirby: (Dancing) Boooyaaaa I'm so good!

On the third day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,

Three Home-runs!

Mario: I can do it this time... (smacks ball with bat) THREE!

Yoshi: Erm, four-

Mario: FOUR!

Yoshi: And it's not golf by the way...

Mario: Yes... continue

Two Falco eggs,

Falco: (Twiddles thumbs) Oh yeah, egg.

And a star rod from the Fountain of Dreams!

Kirby: (Still dancing)

On the fourth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,

Four Falcon kicks!

Captain Falcon: FALCON KICK! (Kicks a twig, twig flies away)

Three Home-runs,

Yoshi: (Chasing ball across feild) I GOT IT I GOT IT!

Mario: NO I DO!

Yoshi: NOOO I DO!

Two Falco eggs,

Falco: (Climbs in the tree) I found an egg!

Captain Falcon: You found a rock

Falco: That's close enough!

And a star rod from the Fountain of Dreams!

Kirby: (Still dancing)

Falco: Will you cut it out?

Kirby: NEVERRR!

On the fifth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,

FIVE ZELDA SCREEEEEEAMS!

Zelda: I can't scream, it's not working...

Link: There's a new sale at the mall-

Zelda: EEEEEE!

Four Falcon kicks,

(Crickets chirp)

Pikachu: Umm, go?

Captain Falcon: Oh, right, FALCON PUNCH!

Pikachu: Kick...

Captain Falcon: Oh... yeah... mhm... (cough)

Three home-runs,

Yoshi: I GOT IT!

Mario: NO I GOT IT!

Two Falco eggs,

Falco: (Holds up rock)

And a star rod from the Fountain of Dreams!

Kirby: (Get's hit with Mario's ball) You ruined my fun!

Yoshi: Where's the ball?

Mario: Where's the ball?

Yoshi: Where's the ball?

Mario: Where's the ball?

Yoshi: Ahhhh!

On the sixth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,

Six arwings shooting!

Fox: Wheee!

Five Zelda screeeeeeams!

Zelda: EEEEEEEEEE!

Four Falcon kicks,

Captain Falcon: FALCON KICK!

Pikachu: Look out for th-

Captain Falcon: (Hit's Mario) Woops!

Mario: Ow! All you can say is woops!

Captain Falcon: Umm, woopsie daisy?

Three Home-runs,

Yoshi: Sorry Kirby...

Two Falco eggs,

Falco: Oooh I found an actual egg

And a star rod from the Fountain of Dreams!

Kirby: Anyone have Advil?

No Kirby.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,

Seven Pichu's dying,

Pichu: I told you to stop talking about me!

Pikachu: Tehehe...

Pichu: I'll hit you!

Pikachu: Heheheeeep- (covers mouth) Hic!

Pichu: Hah you have the hiccups!

Pikachu: No I- HIC! Don't...

Six arwings shooting,

Fox: LOOK A' ME GO! WHEEEE!

Five Zelda Screeeeeeams!

Zelda: -EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEetc...

Four Falcon Kicks,

Captain Falcon: I'm pooped

Three home-runs,

Mario: He kicked mee!

Two Falco eggs,

Falco: (Sings) Looook I got an eeeeeegg!

And a star rod from the Fountain of Dreams!

Kirby: (Flings elastic in the air) Did he say something?

On the eighth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,

Eight Jigglypuffs!

Jigglypuff: It's Jig, ya' dig?

Falco: Uhh huh...

Seven Pichu's dying,

Pichu: You're sure it's me?

Six arwings shooting,

Fox: FAST AS LIGHTNING, WHEEE!

Five, Zelda screeeeeams! (cough)

Zelda: EEEEEEEEEEEeugh I give up

Four Falcon Kicks,

Captain Falcon: I need ice! ICE!

Three home-runs,

Mario: My head's numb!

Two Falco eggs,

Falco: (Still twiddling thumbs)

And a star rod from the fountain of dreams!

Kirby: No really, did he say something?

On the ninth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,

Nine Mewtwo attacks!

Mewtwo: Look out Fox!

Eight Jigglypuffs,

Kirby: STAMPEDE!

Seven Pichu's dying,

Pichu: Pleeeease can you change the words?

Six arwings shooting,

Fox: AHH MOVE MEWTWO!

Five Zelda screeeeeeeeeeams!

Zelda: My throught hurts...

Four Falcon Kicks

Captain Falcon: I STILL NEED ICE OVER HERE PEOPLE!

Three Home-runs,

Mario: I need a de-numbafier or something here...

Two Falco eggs,

Falco: We're still rolling right?

Yes, and a star rod from the Fountain of Dreams!

Kirby: Seriously now, he did say something right?

On the tenth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,

Ten Red-haired Swordsman,

Roy: (Poses)

Nine Mewtwo attacks,

Mewtwo: You'd better watch out...

Falco: Santa Clause is comin' to town (giggles)

Eight Jigglypuffs

Jigglypuff: COMING THROUGH!

Seven Pichu's dying,

Pichu: You're not being very nice to me.

Six Arwings shooting,

Fox: Zeeeeeeeeooowwwmmm (voice fades away)

Fiiiiiive Zelda screeeeeeams!

Link: I need an asperin...

Four Falcon kicks,

Captain Falcon: GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! ICE PACK!

Three Home-runs,

Mario: I think I'm dying

Two Falco eggs,

Falco: Yes, we know you said it a hundred times...

And a star rod from the Fountain of Dreams!

Kirby: (Starts dancing again)

Right. On the eleventh day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,

Eleven Links 'a Leaping,

(Eleven Link's hop by)

Link: Whee!

Nana: Leap frog!

Ten Red-haired swordsman,

Roy: (Still posing)

Nine Mewtwo attacks,

Mewtwo: NEEEEEEEEEEEEERM! COMING THROUGH!

Eight Jigglypuffs,

Jigglypuff: Okay I'm bored now...

Seven Pichu's dying,

Pichu: Quit talkin' about me!

Six arwings shooting,

Fox: Look out!

Fiiiiive Zelda screeeeeeams!

Mario: I NEED AN ASPERIN

Four Falcon Kicks,

Captain Falcon: This is... truly annoying

Three Home-runs,

Mario: Mama mia...

Two Falco Eggs,

Falco: Yet again?

And a star rod, from the Fountain of Dreams!

Kirby: (holds up) This is boring

Pssht. Almost done.

On the twelvth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,

Twelve Tired Smashers...

(everybody groans)

Eleven Links 'a Leaping,

Link: (hops, hops, falls over)

Ten Red-haired swordman,

Roy: Will you stop saying that?

Nine Mewtwo Attacks,

Mewtwo: Zooooooooooooooooooooooo- I give up...

Eight Jigglypuffs,

Jigglypuff: ...Coming through

Seven Pichu's Dying,

Pichu: You must be distroyed.

Six Arwings Shooting,

Fox: Watch out! I'm in the process of crashing here!

Fiiiiiiive Z- (cough)

Zelda: I'm not doing it. I'm just not.

Four Falcon Kicks,

Captain Falcon: I need a therapist...

Three Home-Runs,

Mario: I'm running home! Look at me go! (runs away) Later, my.. home slices!

Yoshi: ...

Two Falco Eggs,

Falco: I will make you explode.

Bowser: How?

Falco: My magical fairy powers...

Bowser: YOU HAVE MAGIC POWERS?

Falco: ... of course

And a star-rod from the Fountain of Dreams...

Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

Falco: End!

- Yes!

Kirby: Can I go home now? My pizzas probably cold