Lost Memories
By: Black Rose and Ria
A Fruits Basket Fanfiction
Disclaimer: I DO OWN ALL OF THE FRUITS BASKET CHARECTERS!! *gets whacked from behind by Ria who is now holding a giant mallet * OWWWWW OK OK I DON'T! *starts crying and the room starts to flood* *Ria starts to panic*
Ria: AH NO DON'T FLOOD THE ROOM AGAIN! I LIKE THIS ONE! YOULL RUIN THE FURNITURE AGAIN! I WILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE IF YOU STOP!!
Black Rose: bCOOKIE!?!?! WHERE?!?! MINE!!!!/b *grabs cookie and starts eating it somehow managing to get cookie everywhere when the cookie is extremely tiny.. * * holds up a sign saying 'We no own Fruits Basket but we savin up! Got a hole two pennies!'* yummm ummm ummm
Ria: translation: read the sign..it's the disclaimer.don't sue unless you wan pocket lint, two pennies, and half of a cookie.wait never mind.no more cookie
Black Rose: b hee hee I figured /b I out how to use html for fanfiction.net!!!!/I rnt u proud of me?!?!
Black Rose: NOW , ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ria: I edited this fanfic.*smiles proudly*
Author:"..." ***** "You damn rat!!! I'm gonna beat you this time!!!" a frustrated Kyo yelled at the seemingly always calm Yuki.
"Yuki, Kyo, try not to tear up the house again, OK?" Shigure was reading his newspaper when he was interrupted by one of Yuki and Kyo's endless fights.
It was raining outside, and raining hard. The rain prevented Kyo from going to his favorite perch on the roof of the house. This also confined him to the inside of the house. It goes without saying that Yuki was prevented from going outside, and, well, confrontation was inevitable. *cheesy- sounding over-dramatic music is heard*
Tohru had kept the fights from turning violent but she was now out grocery shopping with Hatsuharu. She was due back soon, though. Shigure only hoped she got back before any more of his property needed to be replaced.
"That's it. I have had it with your pathetic excuses for insults," said Yuki. His violet eyes showed no emotion, but it was plain to see he was going to enjoy kicking Kyo's butt.
"Fine by me!" Kyo shouted, and suddenly lunged at the nezumi.
Shigure watched for a few moments as they fight. Well, Kyo fought. Yuki just stepped side as Kyo went shooting past him. Then Yuki did one of those high kicks(that he always wins the fight with...) and sent Kyo flying. He landed on the table, hitting his head with a very audible thud, and, much to Shigure's dismay, breaking the table in half.
"Yuki!" Shigure cried. "I told you not to ruin the house...I guess we'll have to get another table!" Shigure mock-sighed. "Oh, woe is us! Tableless! Whatever shall we do??!!!"
Yuki sweat dropped. (AN: Anime style :P)
"Um, hey, Kyo, can you get of what once was our living room table?" Shigure poked Kyo with his toe when the neko didn't move. By now he had finished moaning about his poor table.
"It's not like I aimed for the table," Yuki grumbled. "It's all that baka neko's fault for starting the fight, anyway..." IBesides, I was aiming for the door...maybe I should work on my aim before I try bTHAT/b again.../i
They both heard the door slide open as Tohru and Haru came back from grocery shopping.
"Hey you guys!" Tohru's (EN: Annoyingly) cheerful voice echoed though the house. Not good. Shigure and Yuki glanced at each other. They both knew what she would do when she saw Kyo passed out on the broken table. They probably should have moved him, but neither of them really felt like it. Yeah. Next paragraph time.
"Guess what we-" Tohru stopped as she saw Kyo and froze for a moment. But only a moment. And then her hyperactive-care-for-everyone-and-panic-when- they're-hurt-mode kicked in. "OH MY GOODNESS! KYOU!!! Shigure, Yuki, call an ambulance, call a doctor, call Hatori, call the paramedics, call ANYONE!!!! Kyo's hurt!!!" She then proceeded to run around, freaking out and totally overreacting.
"Um...Tohru-" Shigure began but was interrupted almost immediately. Oh well. It's not like Tohru was listening.
"Kyo, Kyo!!! Wake up!!" Tohru was now holding Kyo up by his shoulders and shaking him vigorously.
Kyo made a moaning sound, and Tohru stopped shaking him. Finally.
When he opened his eyes, he looked terribly confused.
"Kyo!" Tohru cried. "You're awake!"
"Kyo..." he blinked groggily. "Who's Kyo?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Muahahaha *hack hack*!!! Left you on a cliff-hanger, didn't I? Kyo lost his memory...OH NO, YUKI!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!! I'll write the next chapter ASAP! Tell me what you think!
Ria: I was kind of wondering where Haru was.
*Black Rose wacks her over the head with a frying pan* SILENCE, PEON!!! IT IS YOUR JOB TO EDIT MY STORIES, NOT PLAGUE ME WITH BOUTS OF ENDLESS CRITICISM!!!
Ria: THAT'S IT!!! NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!!! *laughs maniacally* YOU'VE BROUGHT OUT...*more cheesy-sounding overly-dramatic music*...MY OTHER, EVIL PERSONALITY...bBLACK Ria!!!/B(*heh*You know...Black Haru...yeah,umm...)
Black Rose sweatdrops and decides that she had better end this dialogue.
TILL NEXT TIME ON HISSY FITS BETWEEN BLACK ROSE AND RIA WHILE TRYING TO WRITE FRUITS BASKET FANFICTION...
Disclaimer: I DO OWN ALL OF THE FRUITS BASKET CHARECTERS!! *gets whacked from behind by Ria who is now holding a giant mallet * OWWWWW OK OK I DON'T! *starts crying and the room starts to flood* *Ria starts to panic*
Ria: AH NO DON'T FLOOD THE ROOM AGAIN! I LIKE THIS ONE! YOULL RUIN THE FURNITURE AGAIN! I WILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE IF YOU STOP!!
Black Rose: bCOOKIE!?!?! WHERE?!?! MINE!!!!/b *grabs cookie and starts eating it somehow managing to get cookie everywhere when the cookie is extremely tiny.. * * holds up a sign saying 'We no own Fruits Basket but we savin up! Got a hole two pennies!'* yummm ummm ummm
Ria: translation: read the sign..it's the disclaimer.don't sue unless you wan pocket lint, two pennies, and half of a cookie.wait never mind.no more cookie
Black Rose: b hee hee I figured /b I out how to use html for fanfiction.net!!!!/I rnt u proud of me?!?!
Black Rose: NOW , ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ria: I edited this fanfic.*smiles proudly*
Author:"..." ***** "You damn rat!!! I'm gonna beat you this time!!!" a frustrated Kyo yelled at the seemingly always calm Yuki.
"Yuki, Kyo, try not to tear up the house again, OK?" Shigure was reading his newspaper when he was interrupted by one of Yuki and Kyo's endless fights.
It was raining outside, and raining hard. The rain prevented Kyo from going to his favorite perch on the roof of the house. This also confined him to the inside of the house. It goes without saying that Yuki was prevented from going outside, and, well, confrontation was inevitable. *cheesy- sounding over-dramatic music is heard*
Tohru had kept the fights from turning violent but she was now out grocery shopping with Hatsuharu. She was due back soon, though. Shigure only hoped she got back before any more of his property needed to be replaced.
"That's it. I have had it with your pathetic excuses for insults," said Yuki. His violet eyes showed no emotion, but it was plain to see he was going to enjoy kicking Kyo's butt.
"Fine by me!" Kyo shouted, and suddenly lunged at the nezumi.
Shigure watched for a few moments as they fight. Well, Kyo fought. Yuki just stepped side as Kyo went shooting past him. Then Yuki did one of those high kicks(that he always wins the fight with...) and sent Kyo flying. He landed on the table, hitting his head with a very audible thud, and, much to Shigure's dismay, breaking the table in half.
"Yuki!" Shigure cried. "I told you not to ruin the house...I guess we'll have to get another table!" Shigure mock-sighed. "Oh, woe is us! Tableless! Whatever shall we do??!!!"
Yuki sweat dropped. (AN: Anime style :P)
"Um, hey, Kyo, can you get of what once was our living room table?" Shigure poked Kyo with his toe when the neko didn't move. By now he had finished moaning about his poor table.
"It's not like I aimed for the table," Yuki grumbled. "It's all that baka neko's fault for starting the fight, anyway..." IBesides, I was aiming for the door...maybe I should work on my aim before I try bTHAT/b again.../i
They both heard the door slide open as Tohru and Haru came back from grocery shopping.
"Hey you guys!" Tohru's (EN: Annoyingly) cheerful voice echoed though the house. Not good. Shigure and Yuki glanced at each other. They both knew what she would do when she saw Kyo passed out on the broken table. They probably should have moved him, but neither of them really felt like it. Yeah. Next paragraph time.
"Guess what we-" Tohru stopped as she saw Kyo and froze for a moment. But only a moment. And then her hyperactive-care-for-everyone-and-panic-when- they're-hurt-mode kicked in. "OH MY GOODNESS! KYOU!!! Shigure, Yuki, call an ambulance, call a doctor, call Hatori, call the paramedics, call ANYONE!!!! Kyo's hurt!!!" She then proceeded to run around, freaking out and totally overreacting.
"Um...Tohru-" Shigure began but was interrupted almost immediately. Oh well. It's not like Tohru was listening.
"Kyo, Kyo!!! Wake up!!" Tohru was now holding Kyo up by his shoulders and shaking him vigorously.
Kyo made a moaning sound, and Tohru stopped shaking him. Finally.
When he opened his eyes, he looked terribly confused.
"Kyo!" Tohru cried. "You're awake!"
"Kyo..." he blinked groggily. "Who's Kyo?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Muahahaha *hack hack*!!! Left you on a cliff-hanger, didn't I? Kyo lost his memory...OH NO, YUKI!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!! I'll write the next chapter ASAP! Tell me what you think!
Ria: I was kind of wondering where Haru was.
*Black Rose wacks her over the head with a frying pan* SILENCE, PEON!!! IT IS YOUR JOB TO EDIT MY STORIES, NOT PLAGUE ME WITH BOUTS OF ENDLESS CRITICISM!!!
Ria: THAT'S IT!!! NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!!! *laughs maniacally* YOU'VE BROUGHT OUT...*more cheesy-sounding overly-dramatic music*...MY OTHER, EVIL PERSONALITY...bBLACK Ria!!!/B(*heh*You know...Black Haru...yeah,umm...)
Black Rose sweatdrops and decides that she had better end this dialogue.
TILL NEXT TIME ON HISSY FITS BETWEEN BLACK ROSE AND RIA WHILE TRYING TO WRITE FRUITS BASKET FANFICTION...