Disclaimer: We do not own the characters of Inuyasha, this is just a story wrote by fans for fans!

A/N: Hello all you wonderful fan readers out there and an even bigger hello to all you lovers of this wonderful cross pairing! Just to make sure that there is no complications this story is written with the pairing MirokuxKagome and if you do not like that pairing I would suggest you leave now and save me and my girl your 'lovely' little comments of how Kagome's meant to be with Inuyasha and blah blah blah… We honestly don't really care and would very much appreciate it if you kept all those to yourself and not spoil it for the rest of the readers! Thank you! And another thing this story is in fact written by two, really weird authors. My little girly Pattie and myself! This chapter was utterly and completely her writing and we shall alternate chapters from her on in, she doing one and me doing another ect. XDD Well enough of my senseless blabbering I'm sure you all don't want to listen to me anymore, so ENJOY!!!

~*My Dirty Little Secret*~

Written by: Nikki and Pattie

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Chapter 1

"Uhgh…" Kagome moaned as she entered the feudal era from the dark, wooden well. It had been two days since Kagome had returned, since she had to go back to her own time due to the exams that she needed to complete. Needless to say, Kagome failed every single one except her physical education one due to all the days she'd missed.

But that wasn't the only reason Kagome left Inuyasha and the others. She, as a matter of fact, was set on missing the exams and forgetting about school since she was in the feudal era most of the time, anyways. However, two days ago, Inuyasha went missing for a few hours. Kagome, being the concerned person she was, set off to look for him since it was becoming late. She looked far and wide for him but he was no where to be found. Finally, when she was beginning to give up, she spotted him in the forest. Kagome was about to speak when she saw that he was not alone. He was with… Kikyo!

"Kikyo," she heard Inuyasha growl. "If you think that you can leave and fight Naraku by yourself, you're dead wrong!"

Kikyo glared at him. "And who do you think you are, telling me what to do you pathetic half-demon?"

Inuyasha stepped back, stung by her words. He stared at her for a few seconds and she continued glaring. Kagome held her breath, seeing how a flame entered into Inuyasha's eyes mixed with the feeling of… desire?

Inuyasha flung over to Kikyo, pushing her up against the tree. He grasped her wrist, not letting her go.

"Let me go!" she hissed at him, looking away from his angered face.

"No," he said with finality. "Listen to me! Do you not understand that I can't ever let you go?"

Her gaze somewhat softened. Kikyo continued staring at the ground.

Kagome gasped, sorrow suddenly washing over her. However, she just couldn't look away. She, however, was making the biggest mistake of her life.

"Kikyo… I… I love you. No one's going to take you away from me!" he hissed, grabbing her by the shoulders. Kagome didn't need to look twice to see what he was about to do next.

Inuyasha, fiercely, pressed his lips up against hers, his hands still around her wrists. Kikyo began to protest but he just held on tighter. After a few moments, she seemed to have given in.

Kagome backed away, walking slowly, quietly. She had seen enough. Once she was out of earshot, she darted away from the forest, her heart thumping wildly, tears streaming down her face. She continued running until she saw the well. Without another thought, she jumped down the portal, completely and utterly heartbroken.

Tears welled up into Kagome's eyes, remembering what had occurred. "Baka," she mumbled under her breath. Kagome made a decision: this would be the last time she would cross over. She had only come to say good-bye to her friends, give them food and medicine, then leave. She had had enough of the two-timing dog.

Her backpack seemed much heavier than it was that morning. Kagome, with much difficulty, wobbled over to the little shack where Kaede allowed them to stay in. Once she arrived, she collapsed onto the ground and pulled her backpack off her shoulders.

To her surprise, the place was empty! No one was even there? Kagome felt a lump in her throat. Did they leave? Did Inuyasha tell them who he'd chosen and they agreed with his decision? Some friends they were!

Then, in the distance, Kagome heard some girls giggling. She walked out of the shack, curious to what was happening. She glanced down the road and saw Miroku, along with a few other girls, chatting next to a fence.

Miroku was holding one of the girls' hands. "Well, you're fortune tells you that you will have many, many children." He told her. Kagome rolled her eyes at his obvious fib.

The girl grinned widely. "Really, monk? I'll have children?"

"Yes," he said, with a wink. "And the father will be someone you've already met."

"Oh," she said, with a blush. "Who would that be?"

He grabbed both her hands. "My dear, would you do the honor of bearing my children?"

The girl giggled as she swatted his arm, gently. "Miroku, you fool!" she said.

Kagome pursed her lips at his catch phrase and walked over to him, hoping Inuyasha didn't say anything. She would have to make up a story to why she wasn't returning.

"Kagome!" he said when she approached him. "Hello, there!"

"Hi, Miroku." She replied with a small wave. "Have you seen Sango and the others?" she made sure not to say the "I" word.

"Pardon me, ladies." Miroku said, and walked away along with Kagome, back over to the shack. "Yes, they're all gone for a little while. Kaede, Sango and Shippo went back over to visit her fathers' grave and Inuyasha went to train for a little while. He looked for you for hours yesterday, you know. Why did you leave?"

Kagome hoped he didn't see the sudden hint of sadness wash over her. She faked a smile. "Oh, nothing…" she said. "I just was a bit homesick."

"Oh, okay." He said, somewhat noticing her hesitation. "Kagome, are you alright?" he said.

"Miroku…" she sighed. "I'm only coming back to give you guys some food and medicine. I'm returning to my time shortly."

"Oh, well when are you coming back?"

"That's the thing… I don't know… if I am."

Miroku's eyes widened. "Kikyo and Inuyasha again… right?"

Kagome closed her eyes. "I don't want to talk about it."

"But-"

Kagome tried to change the conversation and walked over to her backpack. She, with a little difficulty, lifted it over to where she and Miroku were sitting. "Man, this thing is heavy!" she mumbled to herself. Once she finally got it over, she began to unzip it.

"Anyway, like I said…" Kagome began. "I brought you a few things and… oh!" she exclaimed once the bag was completely opened.

"What?" Miroku replied.

She rolled her eyes. "Ugh! My friends…" she moaned. She quickly began to remove a few things from her bag.

"What did they do?"

"It's just a stupid joke…" she mumbled. "They packed some alcohol in my backpack."

Miroku's eyes brightened with pure mischievousness. "Oh, really?" he reached for a bottle.

"What are you doing?" she protested.

"Oh, nothing." He popped the top off the bottle and took a swig. "Hmmm, tastes much better than the sake around here." He glanced at the title. "Vodka. Yum."

"Miroku!" Kagome screeched, trying to grab the colourful bottle away from him. "Do you have any idea how strong that stuff is?"

"Oh, lighten up, Kagome." He said, chugging some more down. "What, don't think you can handle it?"

She narrowed her eyes at him. "Hah. Miroku, I LIVE in the modern era. I think I could handle a bit of alcohol, okay?"

"Well, well." He said, handing his bottle over to her. "Why don't you prove it?" he smirked at her and her blood boiled.

Kagome snatched the bottle out of his hand and glared at him. He continued smiling and that bugged her. Here he was playing and she was miserable. She'd show him! Kagome, quickly, not caring that they were indirectly kissing, placed her lips onto the rim of the bottle and chugged quite a bit down.

She wiped her mouth with triumph. "See?" she said to him, returning his smirk with a sour smile of her own.

"Oh, please, Kagome." He challenged. "That was nothing." He grabbed the bottle back and drank deeply, finishing it off.

Kagome gritted her teeth and reached for a second bottle. This was war!

The monk and school girl continued drinking, bottle after bottle of the alcohol, daring each other again and again to drink more. Soon, they had both drunken so much that they could not even think clearly anymore. Then, sometime around their fifth bottle, everything just about went blank.

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Kagome awoke, not attempting to open her eyes. Ouch, she thought. Her head ached painfully after all the drinking her and Miroku did. How many bottles did they consume? Five? Six? Whatever it was, it left Kagome with a very fuzzy, painful feeling.

But that wasn't the only painful thing Kagome felt. She also felt a very stinging, burning feeling . Why? Had she fallen on something…? Kagome sat up, her head a complete rush.

She yawned and stretched. Well, at least she was still in the house. Kagome glanced around, not seeing where Miroku was. Once she finally saw him, she just about had a heart attack.

He was sleeping next to her!

"Miroku!" she screamed. "Get up!" she kicked at him until he fell off the straw they were sleeping on.

"Ouch…" he complained. "Mhm, good morning, Kagome." He said. "Why did you wake me up… I had the most wonderful dream…"

"What were you doing sleeping next to me?!" she shouted.

Miroku's eyes widened as he pointed to Kagome's hand. There, wrapped around her slender finger, was a plain, gold wedding band!

Kagome's mouth opened, but no words came out . She prayed with all her heart that Miroku did not have an identical one. To her dismay, she found the exact same ring wrapped around his finger as well.

Kagome, trembling, jumped up from the bed, too shocked to even speak. The aching feeling did not go away and Kagome investigated around the straw. She just about passed out when she found her panties on the ground next to her and a large blood spot in the center of the bed.

"Whoa." Miroku said, blinking a few times. He grinned at her. "I guess it wasn't a dream after all!"

This can't… be happening! Kagome thought, her throat dry. I'm… I'm married to… MIROKU?!

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~*DarkNPAngel93*~