Who's The Evilest?

Disclaimer: I don't own yugioh or the price is right, or who's line is it anyway.

I thought of this while I was still in school, and it has to be like role-playing, I'll try to fix that later. If someone else has something like this, I DID NOT get this from said person. Also, Marik is the good one, and Malik is the evil one. Or the crazier one of the two.


Male Announcer: It's time to play...

Who's The Evilest?

(music to "the price is right" starts playing)

With your hostess...Sapphireluva!

SL: Welcome! Welcome to Who's The Evilest? I originally mad this for my friend, scratch that, my BESTEST FRIEND in the whole wide world...Pharaoh's Little Girl!

So. This is how it works. We compare the person/hikari to their lover/Yami. That's the first round. And we'll see what happens from there.

And here are out contestants now!

Yugi & Atem Mouto!

Ryou-

Screaming fan girl(s): WE LOVE YOU RYOU-SAMA/ RYOU-CHAN!

SL: O...k?

Ryou & Yami Bakura!

Screaming fan girl(s): FUCK US BAKURA!

Bakura: (smirk) We shall see what happens later.

Screaming fan girl(s): (swoon)

SL: Anyway...

Marik-

Screaming fan girl(s): Hey Sexy! Take off your shirt! (squeal)

Marik: (smirks and takes off shirt)

Male Announcer's wife: (plays "I'll take you to the candy shop" by 50 cent) (A/N: don't own it. sadly it reminds my of my friend Richard. go figure.)

SL: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIK! YOU BAKA! PUT THAT SHIRT BACK ON! I HAVE A SHOW TO DO! You can do that after the show, deal?

Marik: (puts shirt back on) deal. Can I take off my pants also?

SL: (slaps face) While I'm not looking after the show.

Marik: (gives Fangirl(s) sexy smirk)

SL: As I was saying...

Marik & Malik Ishtar!

SL: NOW! SIT!

Everyone: (sits)

SL: Now this is how it works from here on out. The Hikaris will ask their counter parts questions, and they'll answer truthfully. If not, they shall get a SLIGHT shock from our lie detector!

Security: (puts lie detectors on Yamis.)

SL: Yugi! You can go first sweetie.

Yugi: Atem, what was the worst thing you've ever done, in this life?

Atem: well, um...I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...


YAMI/ATEM LOVERS! U SHALL SEE WHAT YAMI/ATEM DID TO YUGI IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! I WANT AT LEAST ONE REVIEW, SO SINCE I CAN ALMOST GUARANTEE ANOTHER CHAPTER, IT'LL BE UP SOON! THANKS FOR READING!