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Hogwart's Student and Teacher Embarrassing Moment Letters to Their Favorite Magazines

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Dear Witchly Digest:

I have a rather embarrassing story for your lovely magazine. One day my friend Cornelius Fudge sent his best owl over to my office. He has a question about what he should do with flying pigs. I didn't know the answer! I was so embarrassed! Cornelius had to ask his older brother instead. He's never going to let me forget that.

Your Very Embarrassed Reader,

Professor Albus Dumbledore

Dear Chudley Cannon Fan Magazine:

My embarrassing happened at my school, Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. When I was at my flying lesson we were supposed to mount our brooms and go fly up 10 feet. I mounted my broom and started to fly up. I suddenly kept on going up! I couldn't stop myself. (Our brooms are a bit old. They're not even Cleansweeps!) Finally our flying instructor, Madam Hooch, gave me instructions to get down. My enemy, Draco, keeps on laughing at me now. I hope you Cannons aren't disappointed in me.

-Ron Weasley

Dear SMG (Studious Modern Girl) Magazine:

My parents can not believe that I did not know all the stars of Jupiter by alphabetical order. I am so embarrassed. It all started in astronomy when we were given an extra credit assignment. Obviously people just assumed that I would do it. The assignment was to list the stars of Jupiter and Pluto in alphabetical order. I researched day and night. Although I spent about three days researching I couldn't find the last fifty stars of Jupiter. My classmates were so surprised that I had not finished the extra credit and a boy named Draco now says that I have lost a billion brain cells though I know this is not true but it still annoys me and it's embarrassing.

Hermione Granger

Dear Potions Forever Magazine:

One day I was in the hallway and I saw a kid who was late for his first class. I Quickly went over to him and I was about to take off ten points from his house but I didn't know what house he was in. I was so embarrassed. (the boy was from Hufflepuff)

Your Loyal Reader,

Professor Snape

Dear The Magazine for Scared Wizard Boys,

As your loyal reader I would like to tell you about my 87314th embarrassing story. I was watching a Quidditch game and it was Gryffindor against Ravenclaw. I wasn't paying attention much because I was watching Crabbe and Goyle (bullies). Ravenclaw suddenly scored a goal and I stood up and started to cheer. Everyone , Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, Slytherins and Hufflepuffs , were all looking at me. The Slytherins and Ravenclaws all started to laugh. Even the Ravenclaw players were laughing and they almost fell off their brooms! I was turning as red as a tomato!

-Neville Longbottom