On a dark night in the middle of the sea, a derelict galleon waded through the rough waves as it travelled towards its next destination. Within the brig of this giant ship, Lincoln Loud used a lock pick he "borrowed" from Luan over the summer to unlock his jail cell and slowly opened the door. The young Loud took a moment to check his surrounding area and, once confirming the coast was clear, started to slowly make his way towards the stairs. Each step he made caused a creaking sound to reverberate throughout the entire brig, causing his muscle to tense up. He knew that if he was caught now then it would be game over.

After a very tense trip to the set of stairs, Lincoln slowly made his way to the ship's deck. Once there, Lincoln was met with a demonic laughter. The confused child turned around and looked up to find an eye patch wearing Timmy standing on top of the crow's nest laughing his head off until he started violently coughing.

"When'd you learn to laugh like that?" asked Lincoln.

"Not sure," the 10-year old responded. "Anyway, prepare to feel the wrath of Pink Hat Timmy, the scourge of the seven seas!"

The sea loving pirate latched onto a nearby line of rope and used it to swing down towards his prisoner. Once on the deck, Timmy and Lincoln drew their wooden swords and engaged each other sword fight befitting of two warriors of the sea. Neither were giving an inch and were actually impressed by how skilled the other was. As they continued to fight throughout the ship, Cosmo and Wanda appeared on the ship as green and pink parrots respectively.

"The captain's swordplay is getting better," Wanda observed. "Don't you think, Cosmo?"

"I can't see anything," Cosmo said with a goofy smile.

In response, Wanda waved her wand and removed one of the two eye patches Cosmo was wearing, granting him sight.

"You only need one eye patch, sweetie," Wanda reminded him.

Suddenly the four of them heard the sound of knocking reverberate throughout the entire ocean, causing all of them to break into a nervous sweat.

"Cosmo! Wanda! I wish my room was back to normal!" Timmy shouted.

The two fairies waved their wands and transformed the entire ship and ocean back to the room of an average kid you probably never understand. The two kids landed on Timmy's bed and Cosmo and Wanda returned to their fishbowl home as the bedroom door opened. Soon Timmy's mother stepped in and smiled at the two boys.

"It's time for dinner boys," said Mom.

"We'll be down soon, mom," Timmy replied, removing his eye patch.

Mom nodded her head and took her leave. With the coast clear, Timmy headed to his fairies' fishbowl to discuss the next pirate adventure, leaving Lincoln to explain the current situation.

"I know what you're all thinking and yes this is a sleepover," Lincoln said as he walked towards the bedroom door. "There's just one catch…"

Lincoln opened the bedroom door revealing the chaos outside of it caused by his sisters.

"…my sisters are here too," Lincoln continued. "Why are we here? Well…"

Earlier that morning, Lincoln sat in the living room playing his video games until he was approached by Luna.

"Have you seen my fire axe, bro?" Luna asked.

"The Fire Wand? Wasn't that hidden away after dad burned all of Lori and Leni's clothes?" Lincoln wondered aloud.

Before the two could compare notes though, the two Louds heard the all too familiar sound of a baby drooling. They both looked around the room until they found Lily with the White Wand of Fire. Their hearts sank as Lily tugged one of the guitar strings, causing a white flame to envelop the entire house.

"So that's what happened," said Lincoln. "While mom, dad and Lily are back at Royal Woods to oversee the house being rebuilt, we're here because… nobody else can handle us."

"Dude, stop talking to yourself and let's go!" Timmy called.

"Hold on there, sport!" Wanda called out.

"What is it, Wanda?" Timmy asked.

"I just wanted to tell you that Cosmo and I will be very busy for a little while, meaning that wishes may be an occasional commodity," Wanda said.

"Busy?" Timmy responded, perplexed. "What are you guys going to be doing?"

"It's a surprise!" Cosmo grinned, causing Wanda to wave her wand, resulting in tape wrapping around his mouth.

"What?" Timmy scratched his head.

"We're just going to be handling some business in Fairy World," Wanda replied in an oddly suspicious manner. "Anyway, you think you'll be okay with no access to wishes?"

"Of course!" Timmy boasted. "When have I ever not been okay without magic?"

Wanda opened her mouth to list all the examples where he suffered without any magic, but was caught off by Timmy's: "Don't answer that."

"We just want to make sure you'll be okay," Wanda worried.

"I'll be fine," Timmy assured his worried Godparent.

Timmy then confidently walked to his bedroom door and watched the chaos that transpired outside of it. At that very moment, Timmy dropped his delusional optimism and one thought dominated his mind…

"I'm doomed…" Timmy thought to himself.