A Be More Chill parody with Heathers you guys never asked for! Are you guys a fan of Be More Chill? Do you like it? Do you think they got cheated at the TONY's this year? Should I write more parodies of it? Let me know! I have mixed feelings about the show right now but I haven't given it a proper listen. But I do love "Michael in the Bathroom" though. Anyway, let me know your thoughts about BMC in general because I noticed everyone had completely different opinions about this musical.
Note: This parody takes place during the "Big Fun" scene.
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I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall…
I could stay right here or disappear, and no one would even notice at all…
I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my best friend kinda left me alone,
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or make everyone notice how I'm on my own.
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there
Now I'm just Martha in the bathroom, Martha in the bathroom at a party…
Forgot how long it's been…
Martha in the bathroom, Martha in the bathroom at a party…
No, you can't come in!
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
And I'm picking at grout as I softly grieve.
I'm just Martha who you don't know, Martha flyin' solo, Martha in the bathroom by herself!
All by herself!
I am hiding, but she's out there, just ignoring all our history…
Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with three newer, 'cooler' versions of me!
And I hear a drunken girl; sing along to Whitney through the door…
"I wanna dance with somebody!"
And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to sing along together with anymore!
Now it's just Martha in the Bathroom, Martha in the Bathroom at a party…
I half-regret coming here…
Martha in the Bathroom, Martha in the Bathroom at a party…
As I choke back the tears!
I'll wait as long as I need until my face is dry,
Or I'll just blame it on Ram or something in my eye!
I'm just Martha who you don't know, Martha flyin' solo, Martha in the bathroom by herself!
All by herself!
Knock, knock, knock, knock
They're gonna start to shout soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Oh heck yeah, I'll be out soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock
It sucks she left me here alone-
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Here in this teenage battle zone-
Clang, clang, clang, clang
I feel the pressure blowing up-
Bang, bang, bang, bang
My big mistake was showing up-
Splash, splash, splash, splash!
I throw some water in my face
And I am in a better place.
I go to open up the door
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore…
And I can't help but yearn
For a different time
And then I look in the mirror
And the present is clearer
And there's no denying, I'm just-
At a party.
Is there a sadder sight than-
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm…
Martha in the Bathroom at a party…
This is a heinous night
I wish I stayed at home in bed, with my unicorns!
Or wish I offed myself instead
Wish I was never born!
I'm just Martha who's a loner!
Martha 'Dump truck' Dunnstock!
She's growing up much slower!
God, she's such a loser!
Martha flyin' solo!
Who you think that you know!
Martha in the bathroom by herself!
All by herself!
All by herself!
All you know about me is my name…
Awesome party,
I'm so glad I came.