Gintama is the Sorachi's property. I do not own it
Chapter 1: Black or White, either way they don't mix!
"Gin-san! We got a job request from Gennai! Gin-san?" Silence met Shinpachi like a rock thrown at him. There wasn't any sound except the occasional sound of panting breath made by Sadaharu. The gigantic dog was sleeping on one of the sofa, unaware of the tension created by the megane who was looking for his lazy, natural silver perm hair boss and the loud obnoxious china girl.
"Gin-san! Kagura! Where are you?" The megane opened the door to Kagura's bedroom and found it empty. He went to check his boss room and opened the door. He was met with a surprise that cause his glasses to crack. A giant hole where the window was, and the futon where his boss sleep is covered with something dark colored like blood. A long scream was heard throughout Kabuki District and Shinpachi quickly went down to Otose's snack shop.
"Otose-san! Gin-san! Kagura-chan!T-t-they have be-e-een-" A broom was thrown to his face.
"Shinpachi-sama. Please stay calm. Gin-sama and Kagura-sama was taken by Gengai-sama's son,Saburou twenty minutes ago. The dark substance on Gin-sama futon was only mere soy sauce." Tama said.
"Really, that man gonna be the death of me. That perm head bastard haven't paid the rent yet and now the money that he pays them have to be used to fix that! How troublesome…" Otose said while smoking her cigarette.
"A-ah! Thank you Tama-san, Otose-san. I'm sorry that Gin-san couldn't pay his rent for this month. Actually he haven't pay to you at all." He said, ending his word with a small voice. He bowed and quickly ran towards Gennai's workshop.
"HEI, YOU CRAPPY OLD MEN! EVEN IF YOU WANT OUR HELP BADLY, WHY DOU YOU HAVE TO FUCKING KIDNAPPE US, YOU RETARDED OLD MAN!" Gintoki screamed while being tied to an old pipe. Kagura was next to him, sleeping as if they weren't abducted at all.
"Ahhh, pipe down yorozuya. My good for nothing junk of a son brought(kidnaped) you here for free you know.I'll pay you double if you listen to what I've been building. Right, Saburo-?" A large shadow covered Gennai and hot tea were dripping from the cup that the robot was holding.
"Sabu-? AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!"
"Hah! Serve you right, you crazy grandpa- Eh! What are y- STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! ARGGGGGGGHHHHH!"
"Gin-chan~! Be quiet! Mama needs her beauty sleep to stay pretty and cute, uh uh! Gin-chan?" Kagura looked around herself.
"Eh? Why are we in the stupid grandpa house, aru? Gin-chan?" She saw both mechanic and guardian was red as a tomato and passed out.
"Che! Men! Anego was right! They all are a bunch of garbage that only want women for sexual attention. Gin-chan and stupid grandpa have gone rotten, aru!" She broke the rope that binded her and Gintoki to the pipe with ease.
"Che! Saburou-kun! Where's the toilet in this piece of junk that is called house, aru?" The robot just showed her the way and she left the two useless men passed out while she took a nice long bath.
"Gin-san! Kagura-chan! Are you- eh?" He saw both the mechanic and his boss passed out and red on the floor. Kagura just got out of the bathroom and she was wearing a blue yukata that was made for a boy.
"Ahh! Shinpachi-kun! You're just in time, aru! Get me my clothes, aru! This yukata is untasteful! Hurry up and get my clothes, you useless megane!"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING USELESS! IS THAT THE WAY TO ASK A FAVOUR! AND WHY MEGANE! I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW!"
"Mah~Mah~ Just go already, aru!" She said hotly. Shinpachi just sighed and walked out of the workshop but he stopped.
"Ah! Kagura-chan! Can you wake up Gengai-san and Gin-san? I'll only be out for awhile." Kagura just nodded while she played with Saburou.
"Rocket Punch!" "DON'T MAKE HIM DO SOMETHING THAT COULD BREAK HIM, KAGURA-CHAN!"
15 MINUTES LATER…..
"Kagura-chan, I know I said to wake them up but… I DIDN'T MEAN PUNCH THEM AT THE FACE!"
"I already tried everything,aru! I tried slapping them, splashing them with water and throwing them into the fire, aru."
"WHAT! DO YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH YOUWANT TO KILL THEM!" Shinpachi looked at the burned, red face, mechanic and boss with a big bump on their head.
"Aaarrrrggghhhh! I didn't have any milk today. I didn't watch Ketsuno Ana's horoscope today. Maybe today is my bad luck today. YosH!" Gintoki grabbed Shinpachi and Kagura by their collars and walked to the exit. "Sorry, grandpa! But, today, the yorozuya took a day off from work. Kagura!"
Kagura nodded and shout. "SADAHARU!" Silence at first and suddenly, a white gigantic monster dog came hurling into the workshop, destroying the door as well. Unknowingly, the door fell on to the yorozuya and all of them went splat. THE END-.
"STOP,STOP, STOP,STOP! What do you mean the end! That's all! STOP IT,GIN-SAN!"
"Fine, Fine." They were able to avoid the door from falling on them and killing them. "Well, we'll be going now."
"WAIT! I'll pay you triple if you stay! I'll even add a pack of sukonbu." Both Gintoki and Kagura quickly stand in front of Gengai and salute. "What do you want to do, boss?" Shinpachi facepalmed himself. 'These guys are hopeless. They're dead to me.'
"Anyway, Gengai-san. You said that you built a machine again. What does it do? When will it malfunction? When do you want us to destroy it? Are you gonna pay us even after we destroy it?"
"OI! Don't made it easy? Why do you have low confidence in my machine? Malfunction? You already planned this? Stop joking, you bastards. Saburou! Punch them, you hard ass robot. Aru?" Gengai was again being dumped with hot tea making his skin burned like the thousand suns.
"Idiot." All three yorozuya said.
"I have invented a portal based on one of the Amanto's machinery that was bought by Katsura. To him, it was a piece of junk but with my genius mind, I was able to reverse engineered it and create a portal that could be used to transport to other planets. I tested on one of my machine and it was a success. But the portal is still unstable. Other than other planet, I also hypothesis that this can also be used to travel to another universe, maybe even to another world. So, your job for today is to protect this machine from any Joui who would take this machine for granted. Got it, stupid heads?"
"Got it, baka grandpa." All of the yorozuya were either playing or slacking off. "…Oi. Are you even listening?"
"Yeah,yeah. Protect it, wait till it malfunction, destroy it. We got it." Gintoki said flatly.
"It won't explode! Why do you have such small faith in me? Arrggh, whatever. Let me shut it off first. Hm?" He was about to shut the switch off but what he saw made him frozen. Sadaharu was biting one of the wires that were connected to the portal.
"GYYAAAAHHHHH! GET THAT MUTT AWAY FROM THE PORTAL! OH NOOOOOOO! THE PORTAL! THE PORTAL!" Gengai screamed.
"SADAHARU!" Kagura screamed. The portal was suddenly active and like a televisyen being switched, the portal showed many kind of image when it suddenly turned static. A sucking motion began and Sadaharu was getting pulled into it.
"Sadaharu! Mama's coming!" She quickly ran towards Sadaharu and Shinpachi chased after her. "Wait! Kagura-chan! Becareful!"
Suddenly, Kagura, Shinpachi and Sadaharu were pulled into the portal. Gintoki who was farthest from the portal was running towards it, trying to get a grip onto the two kids he have been treating like his children. He had a pain face and as his hand almost caught Kagura's hand, the portal turns black.
"Gin…chan.." was heard before the portal was closed. Gintoki looked at the portal blankly. His hand that almost reached Kagura's was shaking and his skin had turned pale. His whole body began to shake and with a deep intake of breath, he screamed. A long demonic howl.
KAGURA, SHINPACHI AND SADAHARU LOCATION : ALTERNATE UNIVERSE CALLED THE SHADOWS.
TIME:8.00 P.M
LOCATION: ….. UNKNOWN….
"Ouch… My back hurt,aru!" Kagura said. She was on Sadaharu's back, who was still unconscious. "Where are we, aru?"
"…KA-gu..r-a-ch…an. He-….elp…." A voice came below Sadaharu and with abnormal strength, Kagura lifted Sadaharu easily as if he dosen't weight a ton.
"Shinpachi-kun, stop playing around. We gotta get back to Gin-chan, aru!" she said anxiously. Her face shows that she was disturbed and worried with this situation they have gotten in. She comforted herself by combing her hands through Sadaharu's fur while waiting for Shinpachi to recover himself.
"Really Kagura-chan. You could have just helped me, you know?" He said while he tried to stand up.
"Do it yourself, megane-kun." "WHO ARE YOU CALLING MEGANE?" When he raised his head, he didn't expect to see a sword pointed in front of him. No, not a sword. Many swords. Many swords pointed towards him and Kagura. Swords that are being yield by men in Shinsegumi uniform. Wait!? White uniform? The usual gold design is now blue? And is that?
"Yamazaki-san?" he asked.
"Who are you guys? How do you know my name? Wait, aren't Otose's henchman?" Otose's henchman.
"Guys, we got the old baba's henchman. Kondo-san will enjoy torturing them, slowly… If the Angel Vice-Commander dosen't stop him. Che! Why do we have to listen to him! He makes me sick with his stupid smile! Whatever~ Attack!"
The yorozuya was caught unguard and before they noticed it, they were caught. Angel Vice Commander? Kondou torturing people? What? Who are they?
"Wait! Who are you guys!?" Both Kagura and Shinpachi were tied together while Sadaharu is tied with a metal chain.
"And why is mayora freak called Angel? Isn't he a demon, aru?" "Ano, Kagura-chan. That isn't impor-" Yamazaki suddenly laugh out loud.
"Him? Demonic? Is true that he killed like a demon. He's the strongest when it comes to brute force and plans. He defeated an army before! But his face, always killing his victims like the face of an angel. Expressive. Giving his victim to die like a real samurai, a soldier! If it wasn't for Okita-san, we would have thrown him out!"
He suddenly grabbed Shinpachi hair and dragged both of them towards their barracks.
"Listen well, you brats. We are the Shinsegumi and we will destroy all the Amantos who had conquered this planet. Every last one!" He laughed out loud cruelly, unlike their normal, straight guy, dull Yamazaki, followed by the other members.
"Welcome to hell, you bastards!~ Hahaha~!"
LOCATION : SHADOW SHINSEGUMI BARRACKS.
THE END OF CHAPTER 1.