My Little Pony: Save the College
Me and my friend Sir Tonikoos (the one who got me into My Little Pony) wrote a story together, initially a My Little Pony and Flubber crossover. I've modified it for here, making a few changes, and omitting a few OC's that the story revolves around a bit making it seem slightly less fanfic-like.
Rated T for violence, cannibalism, and mild language. (Although some of the violence is toned down from the original) There is reference to Cupcakes, but not as gory (and not done to a pony).
Disclaimer: Well, you know the usual, at end of each chapter I'll name who's from what and who's an OC. Those I don't name are MLP in case anypony reading this fic hasn't seen enough of it to know them.
Warning: May contain spoilers for 24 and Prison Break.
Chapter 1: The Frogs
Edgar, a farmer, was complaining at his wife all night long, disappointed that he didn't get steak for dinner, but rather something he called "poison".
"The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my damn truck!" said Edgar. Just then, a UFO hit his truck. Nothing else was damaged; not even the cow, who walked out of the way in time to avoid it. Edgar walked toward the crater with his shotgun.
His wife, Beatrice, walked out. "What the heck is it, Edgar?" she said.
Edgar turned around. "Get your big butt back in the house!"
Beatrice walked back inside. Edgar walked over to the UFO. It opened up, but instead of an alien, out came a man with curly dark blonde hair, a woman with dark hair, and a black unicorn pony with a dark gray mane and tail and yellow eyes.
"Get the hell out of my farm!" said Edgar, raising his shotgun.
"I was expecting more of a panic," said the woman.
"Nina! Shut up!" said the man. "UFO sightings are more a sign of discovery. We need a UFO with lasers!"
"You'll pay for my truck!" said Edgar.
"I guess I'll have to kill you," said Nina.
"No!" said the yellow-eyed pony. "I sense this farmer is not a pleasant man. Maybe he could help us."
"Help you do what?" said Edgar.
"I am Azazel, but my friends call me Yellow Eyes," said the pony. "I was originally invulnerable, but a female dragon furry turned me into a pony which took away my invulnerability but not my fire magic." A fiery aura appeared around his horn. "This is Nina Myers, and the man who tells her to shut up is Malcolm Quinn, the president of Earth Protectors who once tried to brainwash kids. We are out to unbalance the world. We hijacked this UFO from a bug, but we want UFOs with lasers now so we can cause a panic and take advantage to unbalance the world."
"He's offering me lots of money," said Nina. "He could get you some too."
"Nina! Shut up!" said Malcolm.
"I'll only do it for one thing!" said Edgar.
"What would that be?" said Azazel.
"Steak."
"You've got a deal!"
Fluttershy was feeding some of her animals when suddenly three frogs walked up to her. They were not like any frogs she had ever seen. One of them looked like he had been inside a pickle container for a week. One had worms crawling through him, including two fat worms coming out of his eyes. One looked rotten, with teeth.
"I am Sour Frog!" said the first frog.
"I am Wormy Frog!" said the second.
"I'm Rotten Frog!" said the third.
"Can I help you?" said Fluttershy, a little weirded out by these frogs.
"Help us?" said Sour Frog. "After what you did to us?"
"I didn't do anything to you," said Fluttershy.
"You took us to Froggybottom Bog!" said Sour Frog. "The home of that Hydra!"
Fluttershy winced, remembering the terrible creature that had not only eaten nearly every frog she took to Froggybottom Bog, but also tried to murder Fluttershy and her friends.
"After you escaped him," said Rotten Frog, "he massacred us all! We were the only three left! So do you know what we did?"
"No," said Fluttershy, afraid to hear the answer.
"We sold our souls to the devil!" said Sour Frog.
"So he turned us sour, wormy, and rotten so the Hydra wouldn't want to eat us!" said Rotten Frog.
"You wanna know the most screwed up thing about it all?" said Sour Frog.
"They shot the stray dog we adopted," said Wormy Frog.
"Yes, they shot the stray dog we... IDIOT!" said Sour Frog, smacking Wormy Frog across the face. "Not a minute after we sold our souls and the devil teleported away, Princess Celestia came in and banished the Hydra to the moon!"
"We sold our souls for nothing!" said Wormy Frog.
"In ten years we're going to Tartarus!" said Rotten Frog.
"I am so, so sorry," said Fluttershy. "I didn't know there was a Hydra there."
"Well there was!" said Sour Frog. "And we're here for revenge!"
"You're going to burn in Tartarus with us," said Wormy Frog, "ten years before we join you!"
"Can I bite her neck?" said Rotten Frog.
"I'll kill her with my acid tongue!" said Sour Frog. "You can eat her afterwards."
Fluttershy gave the three frogs The Stare! The frogs backed away and then hopped into the distance.
Dick Dick was a cowardly man. Well, he wasn't exactly a man. He was a humanoid Charizard. He had dark hair and a wimpy expression on his face. He was paranoid about his tail flame going out, and had an extreme hydrophobia. So he decided to destroy all water.
AN: When you first saw the name "Dick Dick" you probably thought of the character from 10,000 BC. Well, this is not the same Dick Dick, he was just named after him. He is quite the polar opposite of him; Dick Dick in 10,000 BC is an honorable warrior and major protagonist)
Daniel Hale and Paul Kellerman walked up to Dick Dick.
"Today's the day!" said Dick Dick. "The day I destroy all water! You two are going to help me! I give you the power to turn into humanoid Charizard at will! If you want to turn human again, or vice versa, just say "Ingliy spiking world!"
Dick Dick raised his arms, and Hale and Kellerman turned into humanoid Charizard. They flew above a small pond. Dick Dick threw a flame into the pond and it evaporated.
"Malcolm, Edgar, Azazel, and Nina!" said Princess Celestia. "You four stand accused of trying to unbalance the world."
"Shut your friggen piehole you little..." began Azazel.
"I know how you intended to end that sentence, Azazel!" said Celestia. "All four of you must pay the penalty."
One by one, Celestia kicked Malcolm, Edgar, Nina, and Azazel, sending them flying to the moon.
Nina Myers is from 24, Malcolm is from Up, Up, and Away, Edgar is from Men in Black, Azazel is from Supernatural, and Hale and Kellerman are from Prison Break. Sour Frog, Wormy Frog, and Rotten Frog are OC's, but are named after Applegate Skinner from The Trumpet of the Swan.