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Da da da
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20th Century Pool
A Walt Disney Company???
So, how did I get to the opening logo? Time travel! *If I could turn back time If I could find a way*
The year was 2018 and I was on top of the world. This merc siphoned off of Star Wars he was so popular and after Cable said he wasn't evil, all I did was get Negasonic and Yukio to rebuild his time machine and now I'm changing the world. Let's look at the list.
DEADPOOL'S LIST:
Save Vanessa (check)
Destroy Weapon XI (check)
Kill Ryan Reynolds (check)
Save Cyclops in X-Men: The Last Stand
Well, I'm going back to 2006.
WESTCHESTER, NY (Canada)
Wow, it sure feels 2006 in here. Because it's not as good as 2007.
[A group of students leave Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters]
Hi. Just passing through.
Hi, red suit man.
Logan!
Should I know you?
Yeah, we met in 1979 and my mouth was shut, but real me shot and killed him.
No, you were a Halloween costume in '04 back down under. Nice talk.
Yeah. What a distraction.
[Cyclops cries in his bedroom]
Knock knock
Who's there?
Santa Clause.
Santa Clause who?
Santa Clause 2 was mediocre, it's Deadpool!
Listen, I understand why you are the way you are. You want to cheer me up. But I'm going to get Jean back.
But, Cyclops, if you die, the world will never be the same.
Really? Tell that to Fox.
I'm serious.
You just said you were Deadpool.
You're funny. You're funny.
Please, don't go.
[Professor X enters] He's right.
Deadpool cares about you. I care about you. Scott, it's time to get ready.
[Deadpool leaves]
Another life saved. Well, time to get back to my timeline and-
Wait! [Wanda Maximoff enters] Red man, who are you?
I am Deadpool and I'm fixing the timeline. You?
I am Wanda Maximoff. I'm here to see Charles Xavier.