January 1, 2005.

Jesus fuck I can't believe I'm actually writing in this piece of shit. Stupid fuckin physicist and her stupid fuckin ideas…

...Anyway I guess I should introduce myself. The names Francis Stone A.K.A Hotstreak A.K.A the most badass villain that this shit town known as Dakota has ever seen!

Now I know what you're thinkin *girly whiney bitch voice* "but Hotstreak if you're so awesome why in the holy fuck are you writin in a diary?" And to that I say a huge FUCK YOU because I'm The-Motherfuckin-Hotstreak and I'll do as I goddamn please! I'd also say that it definitely wasn't my idea!

Long story short I'm locked up again (thanks for that Static, I swear I'm gonna kill him one of these days) and my newest shrink thinks that having me write down my day-to-day thoughts will help me work through some of my 'issues'.

Dumb bitch I don't have issues! My only issue is stupid ass people not getting in my way and messing up my plans and shit!

I honestly don't know why they're even trying anymore. I mean I've been coming in and out of here for years now. You'd think they'd just give up on trying to 'fix' me. But hey if they wanna waste everybody's time then that's fine with me, it just makes it easier to bust outta here when I gotta be transported to a bunch of different places.

The whole 'bustin outta here' thing is gonna have to wait though because guess fuckin what? I DON'T HAVE MY FUCKIN POWERS AGAIN!

So you know that whole 'ebon and I merging' *shudders* (Oh god it was so wrong) thing that happened last year in May? Yeah we didn't just fucking die a watery death like everyone thought we did. Granted we were both super freaked out and I did almost drown but I've dealt with Maria trying to kill me enough times to know how to keep my head above water and freakout at the same time.

I swam back to shore (took fuckin forever) and collapsed for a few hours because of how exhausted I was. Luckily nobody seemed to be around to catch me, probably all off celebrating Static and Gears newest victory.

When I finally did wake up I stumbled my way to my old apartment that I 'rent' (Yeah right!) in the shady side of town.

Ya know it's kinda funny I didn't see any sign of Ebon when woke up but I have this weird feeling he made it back alive too.

Wouldn't fuckin surprise me. The guy is almost as hard to kill of as Static himself. Fuckin shadowy bitch…

So I don't have my powers anymore but hey I'm still kick-ass. I got right back to my old ways as soon as I was back to full strength. (Took a couple months but Eh.)

I tried to rob a jewelry store a few days ago, one of those really high class joints that do specialty rings and shit for rich people.

Everything was going really well, the people were all freaked out because "oh my god its Hotstreak!" and I was about to make a clean getaway but guess who had to show up as I was gonna leave?

Thats right, Static and his fuckin boyfriend in spandex. (Seriously what's with heros and spandex?)

As you can tell from the location i'm writing the fight didn't end to well for me.

Gotta say it was almost worth it to see the looks on their stupid masked faces. It was like a mixture of 'ohthankfuckinggodhesnotdead' and 'goddamnitnowwegottadealwithhim'. Lol

Anyway, it's late and I'm tired so fuck you book I'm finding a place to stash you (because there's no way in hell I'm gonna let that shrink or anybody else read this) and going to bed. Night bitches!