Stan, Kyle, and Cartman hanging around at the school playground.
"Hey you guys." Cartman says.
"What do you want fatass?" Kyle asked.
"You guys know that kid Douchebag right?" Cartman asked.
"Of course." Stan said.
"Well I just though of something awesome." Cartman said.
"What?" Kyle asked.
"What if we could get Douchebag to fight Mysterion." Cartman said folding his hands.
"Dude that is a terrible idea." Stan replied.
"Yeah why would two good guys fight?" Kyle asked.
"To see who's better duh." Cartman says.
"Screw you fatass." Kyle said.
Kyle and Stan leave. Cartman thinks to himself.
Douchebag gets home from school to find a note on his door.
"What the?"
D-Bag I have you're girlfriend Annie. Unless you come and fight me to see who's better than I will make her mine.
Mysterion.
Douchebag through the paper in the trash and got his gear from when tney figure the zombies.
"It's on bitch." Douchebag says and heads out.
Douchebag went to Kenny's house and banged on the door.
"Oh hey." Kenny says when he answered.
Douchebag punches in the face giving a nose bleed.
"The fuck?!" Kenny said.
"Don't play games with me poor boy. Where is Annie." Douchebag says.
"I don't have her. You can even come check.
The boys make their way upstairs and they open the door to see Annie tied up with tape on her mouth.
"I'M GONNA F**K YOU UP!" Douchebag says. "MEET ME AT THE SCHOOL!"
Douchebag takes Annie and punches Kenny and leaves.
The South Park kids were all gathered up to see the fight between Douchebag and Mysterion.
"Hey guys." Cartman said.
"Did you have something to do with this?" Kyle asked.
Douchebag and Mysterion looked at each other and started fighting.
"Go Mysterion!" Craig yelled.
"Come on Douchebag!" Bebe yelled out.
Mysterion jumped and kicked Douchebag in the face. Douchebag punches Mysterion in the face.
"F**k him up Douchebag!" Butters yelled out.
Douchebag and Mysterion stop fighting when they see something. Cartman puts his video camera down.
"Why did you guys stop?" Cartman asked.
Cartman, Kyle, and Stan turned to see what they were looking at. They saw Bobby kissing Annie.
"WHAT...THE...F**K!" Douchebag yelled!
Annie tries to push Bobby off but he is forcing his face onto hers.
Douchebag and Mysterion start beating the crap out of Bobby.
"Anyone else?" Douchebag asked.
"Cartman filmed you guys." Stan said.
"He was behind you guys fighting." Kyle said.
Cartman runs away as Mysterion and Douchebag chases after him.