Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia/

It was 1 am when Hungary was rudely woken up.

The brown haired woman was having a very peaceful dream about two of her most favorite people when a loud dinging noise jerked her into a sitting position. She almost reached for her frying pan that she usually keeps it under her pillow, ( y'know, just in case). The two arms that were comfortably wrapped around her slipped on to her lap at the movement. An irritated groan came one of the two men that lay on either side of her( she didn't know which one, all she knew was that they were upset) but neither woke up. She mentally cursed them for being able to sleep through that.

Hungary scanned the room for a second before shrugging and was about to snuggle back between her boys when the loud ring came back. Narrowed eyes glared at her phone on the bedside table, 'That's what it was'.

She groaned in annoyance, pondering on whether or not to ignore it and go back to sleep. Hungary sighed before reaching over one of the boys to grab her phone. She immediately hissed at the light that attacked her vision when she unlocked it. Rapidly blinking, she saw that she had gotten three text messages from her friend, Poland. Hungary rolled her eyes as she clicked on the message to see what the in the ever loving hell he wanted.

The first message read: i like pink because

Second message: it's the color of blood when its diluted with vodka

The third message was a barrage of smiley faces.

Hungary slowly blinked at the messages for a long while, just staring at the bright screen for what felt like hours. She finally typed back. It read: is this a drunk text or do i need to go hide a body

The brunette waited for a reply and when she got none, she tossed her phone onto the edge of the bed.

'Most likely a drunk text.'/

/This is based off a meme I saw a few weeks back. Just to be clear, the two boys are Prussia and Austria. PruAusHun. Don't really know where that came from but it just did *shrugs* Anyway, if there is any grammar or spelling mistakes, please let me know. Please review and I hope y'all have a wonderful day/night~