This is a joke - it is not the real story - and it is to prove a point - THE REAL THING WILL BE BETTER! You'll be happier if you wait. But for those who need their deep fried twinkies, here you go.

Rick was in the cab on the way to the airport - but it was wrong, and he knew it. Suddenly, he called to the driver to change direction - the direction of his life was about to change, too.

Kate sat in her apartment, staring at the letter she had just found. Tears poured down her cheeks. He couldn't be leaving. She thought about calling him, but she didn't know what she would say. She was still so mad at him - but she felt something else too. Something so deep, so strong, and so terrifying, that she hardly dared to acknowledge it.

Alexis sat down at her laptop and google mapped the Black Pawn publishing office. It was the middle of the day. Gina would be there. It wasn't far. She pulled on a black hooded sweater and a balaclava, and some jeans that didn't show off her figure. She also donned some leather gloves. She went down to the kitchen, and after making sure no one was around, took the biggest carving knife she could find, and tucked it inside her jeans. Then she left the apartment, knowing that even if the CCTV caught her, they wouldn't recognise her. Martha was her alibi - and who would suspect a 15 year old, anyway.

She headed to the office, and snuck in the back entrance. She had been there before, with her Dad, so she knew her way around.

Gina was sitting at her desk, reading the manuscript for Heat Wave, and imagining herself as Nikki. Alexis stared at the woman who had ruined her entire life, and charged forward with the knife. In one swift movement, she slit Gina's throat, and with the Ninja skills she had acquired at Marlowe prep, she disappeared into the back alleys of New York, to a life of standing up for the little guy, Lone Vengeance style.

Gina's blood dripped onto the plush carpet of the office floor, making a pool in the shape of a blood red heart...

Kate opened the door to see Rick. He looked into her eyes, and then kissed her for all he was worth. In that instant, they both realised that they had been in love all along. Their kissing became more and more frenzied. Rick tore off his shirt, and Kate scrambled out of her pyjamas. Rick adoringly stroked her stomach, promised that they would always be a family, and then they had hot sex on Kate's living room floor.

Lanie was called to another crime scene. When she saw it was Gina's office, she didn't need to think twice. She hurried ahead of the other units, and torched the place. Then she made out with her accomplice, Javi, and they rode off into the sunset.

CB was born, and he was the most loved baby ever. Kate, Rick, CB and Alexis lived happily ever after in a fairytale castle just outside New York. Gina got to the pearly gates, and was sent straight down to hell, where she will burn for ever more. Alexis eventually confessed to the murder, which made everyone think she was even more awesome. Kate and Rick cackled with elation when they found out. And then they kissed. And then went away to have sex - which they did all the time.

Okay. Now that's sorted, go back to Fixing the Mistake ;-). (I needed some light relief too!) Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it. Much Love, Z xxx