(A/N: Okay so this story is kind of. Well...you know how the Marvel shows reference what happens in the movies but it totally doesn't work the other way around? That's how this story is with Trip Like I Do. Also, slight spoilers for the continuation of that story. If you don't want any spoilers for that story when it eventually comes out, stop reading now. That said, this story is not technically canon for that reality but what happens in that story does affect this one, but as I said, this is absolutely it's own thing. It's almost entirely based off of the fact that when Dave and Mindy end up making a team of sorts, Dave is the only dude on the team. And since I'm a perv I immediately thought Kick Ass Harem, boiiiiiiiiiiii!

Now, for anyone who has not read Trip Like I Do and is just reading this for that good ol' harem smut. Long story short. Mindy corrupted the fuck out of Dave and now they're both on the run and doing their own thing with Dave killing and torturing as much as Mindy does. They end up saving Psycho Girl from Chris before he gets...too far...in her brainwashing. She's still fucked up but it's manageable. If you don't know who Psycho Girl is because you've never read Precocious Crush, she's a girl that Chris took, kidnapped, brainwashed and raped to make her an anti-Hit Girl. So there you go. I think that's all you need to know for this chapter.)


"No, Dave. I get what you're saying but I just don't agree with you because it's fucking stupid!" Mindy growled, her small fists shaking at her sides.

Dave, on the other hand, was the polar opposite of Mindy's fury and calmly leaned on the couch. "I know that it's hard Mindy, but it's really necessary if she's going to stay with us. You think I'm not feeling it too?"

Mindy pouted with her arms crossed. "Yeah…but I've had to live with being sexually frustrated longer than you. You had Katie."

Dave threw back his head in a loud laugh. "I only dated her a few months. Trust me. I was plenty frustrated before that."

"But Daaaaaave…I'm really horny!" Mindy complained. "Can't you just fuck me a little bit? I can be quiet."

Dave gave Mindy a look. "Bianca will know and you know it. Also, that's bullshit. You're never quiet."

"I'll try! Gag me! Muffle me with a pillow or something, I don't know…" Mindy insisted, her desperation clearly showing.

"Not while she still thinks I'm taking advantage of you. It's just not right." Dave leaned forward, gently running his hands through her hair. Though it seemed Dave trying to calm Mindy down was pointless the moment he touched her, as she immediately hopped in Dave's lap and kissed him.

Dave kissed her back but then let out a frustrated groan, separating the two of them with a firm grip on Mindy's shoulders. "That is not helping."

"But…" Mindy let out another growl. "That's it! I'm talking to her!"

"We tried that already…" Dave said, letting out a sigh of relief as Mindy unmounted him but groaned as he saw her heading out the bedroom to Bianca.

"Hey! Bianca! We need to talk!" Mindy yelled out, causing Bianca to turn from the TV, looking at Mindy with a slightly surprised expression.

Mindy sat down next to her and picked up Bianca's hands, holding them in her own in an almost tender display. "Look…you've been through a lot of shit. I get it. I really do. But you need to understand something. I love Dave fucking me. I really really love him fucking me. It's literally the best thing ever. If he could pound away at me all day non-stop, I would let him and then beg for more at night. You understand? It's nothing I don't want. I want it. And I want it really bad. You get that?"

Bianca blinked and then turned immediately to Dave, who was leaning by the bedroom door.

"She thinks I put you up to saying that so I can fuck you again." Dave sighed.

Bianca nodded and turned back to Mindy, a sincere look in her eyes. "I'm trying to protect you."

Mindy dropped her head in a groan. No matter how many times she tried to drive this point home, it was always 'Dave talking through her'.

"Toldja." Dave chuckled.

Mindy's eyes narrowed slightly. "Bianca…quick question… Was…Chris the only person who ever fucked you?"

Chris's name alone got an immediate reaction from Bianca, who scowled subtly, but nodded.

"See?! That's the problem!" Mindy cried out victoriously, much to Bianca's surprise. "You've only been fucked. No one has ever made love to you. Actually let you enjoy it."

Dave's eyes bulged, noticing Mindy's gaze. "Why are you looking at me?"

Mindy rolled her eyes. "Well out of the three of us, you're the only one with a dick so…"

"I offered." Bianca stated, looking over to Dave. "I said he could do whatever he wanted to me. He laughed."

"Hey!" Dave protested, walking closer. "That is not the same thing. You wanted me to fuck you so that I wouldn't fuck Mindy anymore. Mindy wants me to have sex with you so that she can have sex with me too."

Bianca cocked her head to the side. "So, you would just take out your anger on me then?"

Dave pinched the bridge of his nose. "No. It's not about me taking anything out on you."

"It's about making you feel good." Mindy clarified. "Really really good."

Bianca cocked her head to the other side, still not completely getting it. "Show me."

Dave's eyes widened at the offer. "How do I keep finding myself in these situations?"

"Someone up there clearly likes you." Mindy pulled Dave closer. "Go on! Show the girl some lovin'!"

"You're sure that you're fine with this?" Dave looked warily over to Mindy.

Mindy shrugged. "Seems like a win/win to me. She enjoys herself and I'll finally be able to get some dick again."

Dave chuckled. "If you say so." He then looked at Bianca cautiously. "And you're sure?"

Bianca quietly nodded and waited patiently. "What do you want me to do?" She asked quietly.

"What do you want me to do?" Dave asked back, smiling at Bianca's confused expression. When she clearly didn't know how to answer the question, Dave changed tactics. "Is it okay if I touch you?" Bianca slowly nodded, giving him a wary expression. As he reached up, Dave ran his fingers through Bianca's pale hair, noting that she immediately froze up. "You don't like that."

"It's fine…" Bianca muttered. Despite her words, she was still clearly tense and seemed on the verge of pulling back.

"You know you can be honest. I'm not trying to trick you." Dave stated, smiling warmly. "If you don't like something, then you can tell me."

"When you touch my hair like that…" Bianca started. "I think you're going to grab my face and slam me into something."

Dave immediately paused and slowly put his hands to his sides, giving Mindy a look before turning back. "Okay, then. No face or hair touching. How about…kissing? Can I kiss you?"

Bianca nodded again, and Dave cautiously moved forward and ever so gently pressed his lips to hers. The first kiss was short, testing the waters. He let the following kisses linger more and more, subtly urging Bianca to be more responsive. Eventually she began to kiss him back, low moans escaping as she realized what he wanted. Their tongues ran along each other's, Dave's moans gradually matching Bianca's.

As Dave pulled back, he noticed Bianca leaning slightly into him before realizing what he was ending it and pulled back as well. She looked like she was enjoying herself. Good. "Can I…kiss you like that on...other places?"

Bianca nodded faster, almost eagerly. A fact that didn't escape Dave's notice, making him smile again. This time, he moved his lips to her cheek, sprinkling soft kisses down to her jawline and down her neck. He smiled a little wider as she visibly shuddered, letting out a small gasp.

"Um…is it cool if I take these off?" Dave asked, motioning to Bianca's shorts. His lips continued to explore along her collarbone. Bianca nodded again, arching herself to help him pull them down. At no point did the kisses stop. They just moved steadily lower.

"Aw… she's blushing!" Mindy grinned gleefully.

Dave was currently kissing along Bianca's hips and glanced up at Mindy's words and surely enough, her skin was gaining more and more of a red pigment as the blood rushed to her face.

"He…does this to you?" Bianca asked, gasping again with another shudder, her face clearly flushed at this point.

Mindy nodded. "Just not as carefully. He knows he can just dive right in with me and do what he's about to do to you."

Bianca gave Mindy a curious expression. "What is he about to-? Oh!" She jumped as she felt Dave moving her panties to the side and giving her pussy a few tentative licks. Bianca moaned softly, her eyes widening as she gripped the edge of the couch. Her breathing picked up as Dave's tongue became more deliberate. As soon as her hips started to respond, the licking became more eager.

"Good, isn't it?" Mindy asked.

Bianca nodded again, letting out another moan.

"You should let him know then, so he'll keep doing it." Mindy giggled. "He likes having his ego stroked…among other things."

Bianca opened her mouth, only moans coming out at first. "That…feels really…good… Please keep doing it…"

Dave looked up with a grin, giving Bianca a wink and getting back to work, sucking her clit and quickly running his tongue up and down, his head bobbing with the motions. Bianca began to tremble more and more as the waves of pleasure built up.

"Please…please don't stop…" Bianca squeaked out, her body tensing, her head thrown back, and her grip on the couch even tighter. It was just a matter of time at this point. Bianca's legs were almost vibrating in the air as she cried out from force of her orgasm. Her body shook and shuddered violently as Dave's licking slowed.

"Don't…" Bianca complained, her hips grinding against Dave's face when it felt like he was about to pull away from her. "Don't…stop… Make me feel that good again…"

Dave chuckled as Mindy let out a full laugh. "Yes, Ma'am." He agreed, eagerly licking again, his grip on her hips more pronounced now.

Bianca was so taken away by the pleasure of the situation, she didn't see Mindy trying to get her attention. When she noticed, she gave a confused look as Mindy made a grabbing motion between her legs and motioned back to Bianca. As Bianca looked down, only seeing Dave's head and the lightbulb went off, finally getting what Mindy was directing her towards. Just to be sure, Bianca looked down at Dave's head and back to Mindy, causing Mindy to nod again.

Releasing her death grip on the couch, Bianca reached forward, going for Dave's head instead, running her fingers through his hair. As he moaned, vibrations went through Bianca's pussy, prompting another gasp. One of Dave's hands left Bianca's hips and surprised the petite girl as one of his fingers teased her wet entrance. Bianca looked down and Dave was looking up at her, the unspoken question in his eyes. This received yet another nod.

Dave chuckled again and slid his finger deeper, probing her pussy as his tongue flicked over her clit. "Oh fuck!" Bianca swore, her breath catching as the added sensation caused her to buck her hips against Dave.

"You think that feels good…you should feel his dick." Mindy offered, her hand now in her shorts, her breath catching as she spoke as well.

You could see the question in Bianca's face but so far, everything he had done to her had felt amazing. That was the whole point of this, after all. "I want it…" She whispered.

"I don't think he heard you." Mindy moaned. And sure enough, Dave looked up, curious about what he'd missed her saying.

"Dave…" Bianca panted. "I want your dick…"

Dave's licking slowed again before coming to a complete stop, though his finger didn't seem to get the same memo. "You sure?"

Bianca nodded again, her eyes rolling up now and then, depending on what spot his finger was hitting. But Dave's hand slowly released her from even that stimulation, moaning slightly as he sucked the finger clean and stood up so that he could take off his pants.

"Ah!" Bianca gasped as a hand reached under her shirt and gripped her small breast from behind, the other one resuming Dave's job tending to Bianca's pussy. Her look of surprise quickly went to one of pleasure as Mindy continued to play with her.

"Don't just stand there gawking." Mindy growled at Dave. "Get that dick out."

Dave appeared as of he'd been shot with an ice ray the way he'd just stopped moving, his pants currently at his thighs. "Sorry…I just…did not know you were bi…"

Mindy rolled her eyes, Bianca's soft moans filling the silence. "I'm not. I was bored just watching."

"Right…" Dave's eyes narrowed skeptically at that logic but did as he'd been earlier requested, pulling his pants the rest of the way down and having his boxers follow suit.

"You want to take these off yourself or have Dave do it for you?" Mindy giggled, motioning to Bianca's panties. Mindy had apparently already removed Bianca's top leaving only the one article of clothing left. Bianca answered the question by putting her hands behind her back, prompting a laugh from Mindy.

Bianca's eyes never left Dave's cock, from the moment she could see it. She whispered something in Mindy's ear, which caused the hero's eyes to widen and then proceed to laugh her ass off.

Dave shot both girls a skeptical look as he pulled Bianca's wet panties down her legs. "Do I want to know?" He grumbled.

Mindy removed the hand from Bianca's breast so that she could wipe the tears from her eyes, still not completely able to stop laughing. "She said…you were a lot bigger than Chris."

While Dave did laugh as well, he also got a concerned look as a thought crossed his mind. "I'll be really gentle then, okay?"

Bianca finally tore her eyes from Dave's exposed crotch and glanced to his face, nodding. Dave got closer again, this time taking advantage of Mindy's position and kissing her this time. Mindy let out a surprised moan, her tongue licking Dave's lips as the kiss ended before purring in Bianca's ear. "You taste really good…"

Bianca's eyes bulged and she immediately blushed profusely.

"You taste good too." Dave pointed out, grinning at Mindy.

Mindy rolled her eyes again. "Well of course I do. I'm motherfucking delicious. This isn't about me though." She reached down again, spreading the lips of Bianca's pussy for her crime fighting partner/boyfriend.

Bianca was biting her bottom lip in anticipation as Dave got closer, claiming her lips with his in another kiss, the tip of his cock almost teasing her pussy as he moved is slow deliberate thrusts. Just the head at first, then a little more then a little more, getting steadily deeper with each movement, responding in kind to her body.

Bianca moaned into the kisses, enjoying the slow pace and wrapping her arms around Dave's neck. She grinned as Dave shuddered, his pace speeding up a little to match Bianca's hips. "It feels that good?" She asked.

"Fuck yes…" Dave groaned as he realized how deep he was in her now. His cock pulsed inside of her like it was alive, his hips purposely grinding into hers, making her moan even louder into the kisses.

"Faster… Can you go faster?" Bianca gasped, her body trembling every time he moved against her clit. Dave's pace immediately changed at the request, speeding up, both teens moaning at the change. Bianca pulled her lips to Dave's ear, whispering, "You're going make me…cum again…"

"I know." Dave grinned, panting hard in her ear. "I can feel it. Cum all you want."

"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck…" Bianca's body tensed more and more, trembling and squeezing Dave's hard cock. "Don't stop…please don't stop…"

"You heard her, Dave. Make her cum." Mindy moaned, her fingers furiously tending to her own wet spot as she watched. "Make her cum hard!"

"Oh my GOD!" Bianca cried out, her body suddenly going through a shaking fit as the pleasure jolted through her. Her grip on Dave just tightened all the more, her legs and arms wanting nothing more than for Dave to remain inside of her.

Mindy chuckled watching the spectacle and grinned, looking at Dave. "He's close… If you keep going then you can make him cum too."

Bianca looked hopefully at Dave, a shudder of pleasure showing her body that her orgasm wasn't quite done with her yet. "Are you close?"

"Yeah…fuck…" Dave groaned, his hips hitting Bianca's as she kept grinding him, her mouth open from the aftershocks still coursing through her. Her pussy clenched around his cock, massaging him in just the right way. He couldn't hold it in anymore. Dave was surprised as Bianca tightened her arms around his neck, pulling him into a kiss, her pussy bringing his climax home. Dave moaned loudly into the kiss, filling Bianca's tight cunt with his warm cum.

"Fuck…" Mindy moaned, having clearly reached her orgasm as well. "That's really fucking hot from this angle…"

Dave gave an exhausted chuckle, followed by another shudder as Bianca's aftershock gave Dave's cock another friendly squeeze. "Is it not hot from under me?"

"When I'm under you, I'm too full of dick to completely appreciate it." Mindy teased.

"Very full…" Bianca concurred, going slightly limp, her chest moving up and down as she panted.

"See how good you feel right now?" Mindy grinned. "Now imagine someone thought he was hurting you and because he's a 'nice guy', he stopped doing that to you for that person's benefit."

Bianca gasped loudly as Dave pulled out of her and then turned to Mindy. "I'd be…really angry. Thanks for not killing me."

"Don't mention it." Mindy said, giggling as Dave flopped down beside Bianca.

"Can…I do that with Dave…again, sometime?" Bianca asked as she caught her breath, looking over to Mindy.

Mindy grinned back. "As long as I'm still getting mine, I think I'm cool with that."

"Hey!" Dave protested. "Don't I get a say in this?"

"Sure you do. You can say no. But only I can say yes." Mindy giggled. "Speaking of which, don't get too comfortable, Dave. As soon as you're hard again it's my turn."

Bianca had casually put her legs over Dave, resting her head on his chest. But Mindy's comment made her eyes shoot wide and turn up to his face. "You can go again?"

"If I'm motivated…" Dave chuckled.

"Let's see what I can do about that…" Mindy grinned mischievously, licking her lips.