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Gaara needed a friend. He was walking along the narrow Konoha streets. It was while he was walking by the ramen shop when he saw it. Naruto and Sasuke at the same table, holding hands, on a date! Gaara was overcome with emotion, and not the usual emo kind. In a blur of emo rage Gaara pinned Naruto against a wall!
"Naruto, you two timing bastard!" he yelled.
Naruto was confused. "What are you talking about? I barely know you!"
Gaara thought hard. Technically, he had had nothing remotely romantic to do with Naruto, but still, he had tried to kill him on several occasions which almost counted for something. Gaara, having not thought of a comeback appropriate for the situation, simply screamed, "Go to hell!" before running away sobbing.
Sasuke turned to Naruto. "You better call me after this."
Gaara went back to his own village, which considering the fact that he was traveling at the speed of angst, took a very short amount of time.
"Hi, Gaara." It was Orochimaru.
"Oh, hi."
Orochimaru sat down on a convenient street bench, Gaara fallowed soot.
"You look down," Gaara observed.
"I am down," replied Orochimaru sadly. "You see, Kabuto left me."
Gaara looked puzzled for a moment but then a look of comprehension came across his face.
"You mean the nerd with the glasses?"
"Yah, that's the one," Orochimaru said sadly.
Gaara looked puzzled again. "Why did he leave you?"
"Oh, it was something about talking about Sasuke more then him."
Gaara sighed, "It all comes down to Sasuke, doesn't it."
Orochimaru grimaced, "Yah, it all comes down to Sasuka,"
Gaara stood up. "Screw Sasuke, we don't need him!"
Orochimaru stood up as well. "Yah! We don't need him, even if he does have a beautiful body!"
"…Yah!"
Orochimaru turned to face Gaara. "Want to go get drunk?" He asked.
"Ok."
Author's note: Hope you liked the first chapter! Please RR!