Garfield: Hi John what you up to?
John: NP
Garfield: What is that supposed to mean?
John: It's that new lingo that I'm going to get a date with
Garfield: What does it mean?
John: Nothing much
Garfield: Wouldn't that be nm?
John: Maybe I don't remember.
Garfield: So why is the new lingo going to get you a date nothing else worked before so how will this work now?
John: I signed up on the internet I can't wait.
Johns Dream bubble: inbox you have 10,500 new messages.
Garfield's dream bubble: (crickets chirping) inbox 1 message nerds that are unwanted application form.
Garfield chuckles and smacks Ode off the counter as he goes in the living room
As Garfield walks in to the living room he hears the door bell ring he opens the door, screams and runs into his box.
Garfield: It's for you John Garfield says shuddering.
John walks to the door to see a large gross woman picking her nose and eating what she finds.
John: Who are you?
Woman: My name is Donna remember online you talked to me for hours I know my picture is a fake but oh well, it got you interested. Want to go out to eat like you promised me.
Garfield: Don't do it, it's a trap, John, it is a trap!
John: Sure you seem nice.
Garfield yells No runs and jumps just far enough to reach the leg but instead of grabbing the leg he bites the ankle.
John: Garfield what did you do that for?
Garfield: Your own good. Please don't go out with her she cant fit through our door heck she could be our door.
John: That's not a nice thing to say so I'm going to go out with her.
John on his date
John: So what would you like to order?
Donna: I'll have two orders of fried chicken wings, an extra large coke with a lemon twist, two sides of mashed potatoes, and mozzarella sticks, and 1 big sundae for you and me to split.
John: I'll have chicken wings, mashed potatoes, and a small coke.
John comes home
John: She's a never ending pit for food she got so much and I let her have my part of the sundae. I'm not going out with her ever again she cost me $135 plus tax!
Garfield: I told you that lingo wouldn't get you a good girlfriend.
The end
John: NP
Garfield: What is that supposed to mean?
John: It's that new lingo that I'm going to get a date with
Garfield: What does it mean?
John: Nothing much
Garfield: Wouldn't that be nm?
John: Maybe I don't remember.
Garfield: So why is the new lingo going to get you a date nothing else worked before so how will this work now?
John: I signed up on the internet I can't wait.
Johns Dream bubble: inbox you have 10,500 new messages.
Garfield's dream bubble: (crickets chirping) inbox 1 message nerds that are unwanted application form.
Garfield chuckles and smacks Ode off the counter as he goes in the living room
As Garfield walks in to the living room he hears the door bell ring he opens the door, screams and runs into his box.
Garfield: It's for you John Garfield says shuddering.
John walks to the door to see a large gross woman picking her nose and eating what she finds.
John: Who are you?
Woman: My name is Donna remember online you talked to me for hours I know my picture is a fake but oh well, it got you interested. Want to go out to eat like you promised me.
Garfield: Don't do it, it's a trap, John, it is a trap!
John: Sure you seem nice.
Garfield yells No runs and jumps just far enough to reach the leg but instead of grabbing the leg he bites the ankle.
John: Garfield what did you do that for?
Garfield: Your own good. Please don't go out with her she cant fit through our door heck she could be our door.
John: That's not a nice thing to say so I'm going to go out with her.
John on his date
John: So what would you like to order?
Donna: I'll have two orders of fried chicken wings, an extra large coke with a lemon twist, two sides of mashed potatoes, and mozzarella sticks, and 1 big sundae for you and me to split.
John: I'll have chicken wings, mashed potatoes, and a small coke.
John comes home
John: She's a never ending pit for food she got so much and I let her have my part of the sundae. I'm not going out with her ever again she cost me $135 plus tax!
Garfield: I told you that lingo wouldn't get you a good girlfriend.
The end