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Narrator: "I don't remember exactly how this story begins, but we'll go with this anyway (laughs evilly)"

[Coughs] Once upon a time in a far away mystical place this very handsome, cute prince named Sesshoumaru dwelt in this gorgeous castle. Although he was handsome, he was cold-hearted and cared for no one but himself...(and other pretty people)

One day, this very ugly hag... (Who looked like Kaede)... came to the castle looking for a place to stay.

She offered him a single rose in exchange for shelter against the storm.

Random person: "What storm?"

Narrator: "Shut up, I'm telling the story, not you."

Sesshoumaru was so disgusted by her appearance that he turned her away. She warned him that appearances can be deceiving, but he was so cold-hearted and disgusted by her ugliness that he would not listen to her.

Before his very eyes, the ugly old miko's transformed into ...

Sesshoumaru: "What the fuck?! Aren't you supposed to be a pretty young maiden?"

The old miko had transformed into a handsome young male hanyou who happened to have cute, touchable, pointy dog-ears.

Narrator: "What, were you expecting Kikyou?"

Sesshoumaru coldly stared at the hanyou.

Sesshoumaru: "I thought hanyous were supposed to be half demon, half human, not half fairy."

Inuyasha: "I'm 2/3 hanyou, 1/3 fairy. (Yells at directors) Why are you doing this to me?!"

Director 1: "Because we like being evil" (laughs evilly)

Director 2: "Because it's fun!"

Inuyasha sighs and mumbles, "stupid wenches"

Kaede: (says slowly to Inuyasha) "At least you didn't play an old hag."

Sesshoumaru: "Can we get back to this stupid story already so we can get this over with?"

He slams the door shut.

Inuyasha: "Get back here! I have to curse you still!"

Inuyasha blasts down the door with his demon powers and curses Sesshoumaru and everybody in the house.

Sesshoumaru's beauty melts away into ugliness. The only thing left of his former beauty is his... BIG FLUFFY TAIL!!!

Directors: "We Love the tail!!!"

Sesshoumaru glares at the directors and Inuyasha chucks a rose at him.

Inuyasha: "Here's your cursed rose. You need to fall in love before you turn twenty-one, bladdy bladdy. You know the drill."

Sesshoumaru: "I'm already eighty-" (is cut off by Director 2)

Director 2: "Well, you're only going to be 16 now, so... good luck with that."

Director 1: (laughs at everybody)

Narrator: Sesshoumaru locked himself in his castle in despair, for who could ever learn to love a beast?

Sesshoumaru: Nooooooo!!!!! I'm not pretty anymore!!!

[Scene fades away]

A/N: We hope you enjoyed the prologue. If not, sucks to be you. Whether you liked it or not, please review, we could use the help.

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