kingdom hearts 3: soras vengeance

it was another day in the gummi ship for sora, donald and goofy. suddenyly the gummi ship started shaking cause they ran out of fuel! "OH MAN losing control here " said donald the knight. goofy, who was a magician for the royal kingdom saw a planet up ahead. "guy yucka hey loook!" goofy pointed and as they rapidly approached he planet they could not respond

because they were crashing

later, they crashed

sora got up "oh man where are we" he noticed plma trees everywhere and floating rings? "hey what happened to me im a furry! why are you guys the same?"
donald and goofy were indeed the same but sora had turned into a brown hedgehog was definitely not a recolor of any sort

suddenly a blur passed them and a huge airship was above them

the blur returned and revealed itsself to be

sonic the hedgehog!

"man im so fast its serious ohey you look like me we better save you"

so suddenly they all ran relly fast and dove into knothole the secret underground resistance

"we gotta stop eggman. hes turning little animals into robots" said sonic

"anything we can do to helP?" asked sora the hedgehog

"well we must encounter eggman its the only way hell be stopepd." Okay! said sora

so sonic joined their party, and he was soooo fast

tghey caught up to eggamn and then they fought shadow who apparently had been controled by heartless after being defeated

"im sorry sonic man u know id never hit you. we're bros right?" shadow said crying

"pof course we are said sonic "you know well always be together"

meanwhile as sonic and shadow starting kissing and touching each other in ways i am too embarassed to mention, the keyhole appeared

in tails anus

sora jabbed the keyblade in tails anus, twisted it, and then turned

tails writhed in excruciating pain, and when sora pulled out the keyblade it was covered in shit and guts and organs and tails lay there dead with an erection and he had slightly ejaculate,d barely living

so they took, having saved another world