Disclamier: I don't own KND, so don't ask.

Wishing

Is

So

Hazardous

Chapter One Numbuh Four's POV

It was coming. Five days from now was Sunday. Not just any Sunday, it was Numbuh Three's brithday twelveth brithday. Of coarse, like every year, we plan a surprise brithday party. But it wasn't the party. It was what to get her. On her ninth, I got her an orange rainbow monkey. On her tenth brithday, I got her another orange rainbow monkey. And on her eleventh brithday, would would never guess, I got her yet another orange rainbow monkey.

Everytime, she loved it and acted surprise, as if it wasn't the same cruddy orange rainbow monkey for three years strait! But this year, oh, it was going to be different. This years present was going to be completely outstanding! Positivly super, something so incredible, its going to blow her mind away! I just gotta think of it.....

I leaned back on my wrestling ring bed and looked up at the wooden ceiling. What am I going to get her? I just gotta think of something..but what? Oh, I know! I'm going to get a green rainbow monkey! Thats genius! Numbuh Four, you sure know how to charm the women.

......................

Thats not a good idea at all! "UGH! What do I get her!" I yelled out lod rolling on my stomach, shoving my face into my pillow.

For all mny brithdays, she had gotten me something different each time. And it was something I wanted too. For my tweleth brithday, she had gotten me the new 'Story of the Year' CD. I really want it too. And the year before that she got me an ultra rare comic of 'Super Cheese Fry Guy'. In mint condition! It musta cost her a lot. But with all that money coming in from KND Moonbase, its not the money we worry about. Its the gifts! Those were cool gifts she had gotten me, and mine were super cruddy!

Maybe, I can get some ideas from the others. Yeah...thats a good idea! I take it back, I AM a genius!

I jumped down from my bed and landed cleanly on the floor. I walked out and decided to go to Numbuh Five first. Afterall, they're both cruddy girls. I knocked on her door.

"Yeah?" I could hear her yell from the inside.

"Numbuh Five? Its me, Numbuh Four. I was wondering if I could talk to you." I told her

She opened up her door, and then she looked to her left, then right, then pulled me in. She closed the door and locked it tight.

"Whats with all the-" I started but she cut me off. "Good, I'm glad you came by. Numbuh Five needs help finding a brithday present for Numbuh Three. Goit any suggestions?" She asked beggingly.

Oh great, Numbuh Five doesn't know what to get her. What I'm I gonna do? I gotta help her out.

"I mean, for three strait years I had gotten her that idiotic blue rainbow monkey. Like she has enough of them! I was going to go to you because to talk to her more than any of us." Numbuh Five told him.

"Well...uh, how about, um, a green rainbow monkey?" I told her questioningly

"A green rainbow monkey?" She raised her eyebrows at me. "Are you crazy!? Numbuh Two has been giving her those for three strait years!"

I knew it was a bad idea.

"And lets not forget you orange rainbow monkey feddish!" She folded her arms

"Its not like you have any better ideas!" I snapped at her

"Mm mm mm." She hummed shaking her head. "Anyway, what is it you wanted to talk to me about?"

I shifted my feet. "Oh, uh, nothing. Just asking you what do you......what do you think Numbuh Three's going to wish for this year?" I said the first thing that came to mind. I didn't want her to know that I still haven't gotten anything for Numbuh Three yet.

"I hope something better than last year. Last year she wished for us to lose a mission to see if we could. What a disater!" She said

"Yeah, I know, and she thought the whole thing was funny!" I started to get angry. I really need to work on my temper problem.

"Yeah...."

"Well, I better get goin'. Good luck with you're, uh, gift ideas." I told her started to unlock all the lock she had locked before.

She laughed. "Yeah, you too, squirt."

Ah, she had caught on to me. Sorry for it being so short, its just that I wanted to get the idea out to see if anyone liked it. Don't worry Im still working my EMOTIONS story, I just need some fuzzy lovey dovey stuff from all that violence. Anyway, please review. Put flames if needed.
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