as soupermang flown across the city of pokeoaks he were lewking to feinf some trobul to save peep ells from. then he herd a screm
"halp" someone said in a sad way
soupermang cickly divd doun to the seen of the crime
a clown was being molested by a cop
"Stop u swine" said soupermang to the cop
"make me" says cop
"plese" soupermang cries as pewop begins to slither down his legs from anxiety
as the pewp slowly slimed down, everyone smelled something, and then
splat
the pewp laid on the ground, fresh and rotten and smelling and soft and wow the cop got so hrny loking at it. he let go of the clown and started shoving his pee pee maker in and out of the pewp as he yelped in vast pleasure
soupermang took this chance to save the clown
"o how can i ever thank you" said clown to soupermang
soupermang require no thans js doing job sir said soupermang
so then of course immediately they had obligatory sex
the clown molested soupermang in places he never thought he had
oh that stephen king is such a minx we all thought as we looked on
69 months later
"soupermang i have something to tell u baby hnny"
"wat"
"my water broke"
"but ur a man"
"yes, if I'm lucky it'll come out my belly button"
"but i used condoms!"
"vababab peel not a condom man"
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okay
