The Many Ways to Kill Kikyo
Disclaimer- I do not own Inu Yasha and I definitely don't own Kikyo!
Foreword- We're BACK! I'm having to re-format everything so FF.net won't get mad at me again. This is going to suck, but I'm trying to get the quotes in, nothing else. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send in your ideas!
This fic is by: shakit45 with help from KawaiiMerodi
There are two very bored teenagers sitting at a computer. One, is your favorite authress (lol, jk) and her best friend. Its only the first day of summer vacation and they are already devoid of anything to do. "I'm bored." Said her friend, KawaiiMerodi.
"Duh" Shakita said.
"Let's write something" Said KawaiiMerodi. Shakita stared at her for a minute, trying to think of something to write, when suddenly, and evil grin spread across her face. "Oh no..." muttered KawaiiMerodi.
Shakita's evil laugh could be heard throughout the house. "Lets write about..." She leaned over and whispered in KawaiiMerodi's ear.
KawaiiMerodi grinned. "Buh bye Kikyo!"
The Many (as many as we can think of) Ways to Kill Kikyo
"Throw her off a cliff and wrap her in duck tape." Said KawaiiMerodi.
"Shove a lit firecracker up her nose." Said Shakita
(I'm getting tired of saying KawaiiMerodi said and Shakita said. So we're just going to alternate people from here on out. Enjoy!)
"Put her on a tricycle in the Wal-Mart intersection and run her over with a Hummer."
"Give her to the Inu-Kag fangirls"
"Let Sesshy kill her"
"Get her bitten by the Rabid 12 Animals of the Chinese Zodiac the cat"
"Make Totoro sit on her/ yell in her ears"
"Put her in the middle of a Yu-Gi-Oh playing field"
"Cover her in rocket fuel and light her up"
"Give her an algebra 2 book "
Shakita shudders and glares at KawaiiMerodi. "Screw Kikyo! That'd kill me!"
"Put her in the electric chair"
"Stuff her in the microwave on the 'popcorn' setting"
"Put her in a giant oven"
"Make her watch 'The Wiggles'"
"Lock her in a room with 1st graders with matches"
"Put her in an I-MAX full of pop up ads"
"Make her watch the Inu-Kag kiss scene (from the 2nd movie) repetitively"
"Shove a giant live fish down her throat"
"Lock her in a room with an over hyper Shippo"
(I have an obsession of writing her locked places)
"Force her to listen to the 'Bob the Builder' theme song forever"
"Make her wear pink Barney pjs"
"Chuck peanut butter sandwiches at her"
"Make her die of a very serious paper cut"
"Dissect her in science class "
KawaiiMerodi stared at her friend in disgust. "YOU HENTAI!" she shreiked as she chased Shakita around the room.
"I thought it was funny..." muttered Shakita as she ran for her life.
"Throw singing toilet paper at her "
KawaiiMerodi stopped chasing her friend. "Singing toilet paper? Doesn't your mom make that?" Shakita turned green.
"Yes, ugh. Don't get me started!" Starts rocking back and forth. "Not happy!"
"Put her on hold with "Dell Professionals" from India "
"Flush her down the toilet"
"Send her to the Temple of Mauling"
KawaiiMerodi goraned and stared at her friend. "Do I even wanna know?" Shakira grinned.
"It's something my brother and I did. If you wanna know, tell me in a review and I'll tell you. It's funny."
"Sell her soul stealers in a public pet shop, claiming they're a rare breed of lizard"
"Put sticky-notes all over her"
"Drop a set of encyclopedias on her head"
"Well that's all!" said Shakita, who is still thinking about more ways.
"Till next time..." said KawaiiMerodi
"See ya!" Yelled both of them, and the Inu Yasha screensaver started across their computer.
TBC...
Disclaimer- I do not own Inu Yasha and I definitely don't own Kikyo!
Foreword- We're BACK! I'm having to re-format everything so FF.net won't get mad at me again. This is going to suck, but I'm trying to get the quotes in, nothing else. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send in your ideas!
This fic is by: shakit45 with help from KawaiiMerodi
There are two very bored teenagers sitting at a computer. One, is your favorite authress (lol, jk) and her best friend. Its only the first day of summer vacation and they are already devoid of anything to do. "I'm bored." Said her friend, KawaiiMerodi.
"Duh" Shakita said.
"Let's write something" Said KawaiiMerodi. Shakita stared at her for a minute, trying to think of something to write, when suddenly, and evil grin spread across her face. "Oh no..." muttered KawaiiMerodi.
Shakita's evil laugh could be heard throughout the house. "Lets write about..." She leaned over and whispered in KawaiiMerodi's ear.
KawaiiMerodi grinned. "Buh bye Kikyo!"
The Many (as many as we can think of) Ways to Kill Kikyo
"Throw her off a cliff and wrap her in duck tape." Said KawaiiMerodi.
"Shove a lit firecracker up her nose." Said Shakita
(I'm getting tired of saying KawaiiMerodi said and Shakita said. So we're just going to alternate people from here on out. Enjoy!)
"Put her on a tricycle in the Wal-Mart intersection and run her over with a Hummer."
"Give her to the Inu-Kag fangirls"
"Let Sesshy kill her"
"Get her bitten by the Rabid 12 Animals of the Chinese Zodiac the cat"
"Make Totoro sit on her/ yell in her ears"
"Put her in the middle of a Yu-Gi-Oh playing field"
"Cover her in rocket fuel and light her up"
"Give her an algebra 2 book "
Shakita shudders and glares at KawaiiMerodi. "Screw Kikyo! That'd kill me!"
"Put her in the electric chair"
"Stuff her in the microwave on the 'popcorn' setting"
"Put her in a giant oven"
"Make her watch 'The Wiggles'"
"Lock her in a room with 1st graders with matches"
"Put her in an I-MAX full of pop up ads"
"Make her watch the Inu-Kag kiss scene (from the 2nd movie) repetitively"
"Shove a giant live fish down her throat"
"Lock her in a room with an over hyper Shippo"
(I have an obsession of writing her locked places)
"Force her to listen to the 'Bob the Builder' theme song forever"
"Make her wear pink Barney pjs"
"Chuck peanut butter sandwiches at her"
"Make her die of a very serious paper cut"
"Dissect her in science class "
KawaiiMerodi stared at her friend in disgust. "YOU HENTAI!" she shreiked as she chased Shakita around the room.
"I thought it was funny..." muttered Shakita as she ran for her life.
"Throw singing toilet paper at her "
KawaiiMerodi stopped chasing her friend. "Singing toilet paper? Doesn't your mom make that?" Shakita turned green.
"Yes, ugh. Don't get me started!" Starts rocking back and forth. "Not happy!"
"Put her on hold with "Dell Professionals" from India "
"Flush her down the toilet"
"Send her to the Temple of Mauling"
KawaiiMerodi goraned and stared at her friend. "Do I even wanna know?" Shakira grinned.
"It's something my brother and I did. If you wanna know, tell me in a review and I'll tell you. It's funny."
"Sell her soul stealers in a public pet shop, claiming they're a rare breed of lizard"
"Put sticky-notes all over her"
"Drop a set of encyclopedias on her head"
"Well that's all!" said Shakita, who is still thinking about more ways.
"Till next time..." said KawaiiMerodi
"See ya!" Yelled both of them, and the Inu Yasha screensaver started across their computer.
TBC...