Extreme make-over
Llamachick & KissArmyGirl
Tohru woke up extra early for Yuki's birthday. She had to rush and get his breakfast so he wouldn't wake up and try to find out what she is doing. She made fried eggs and rice with a glass on orange juice on the side. She went out and got a few daisies and put them in a small vase on the tray. She quickly ran upstairs with the tray balanced in between her two hands. She taps on the door lightly and walks in after a moment. She walks right up to his bed and says "Happy Birthday" in a perky singsong voice. He starts, a little confused and then it all registers. He looks up at Tohru and the blanket slides away revealing a powerful naked chest and a pair of Swiss Cheese boxer's covering his lower body. She gasped and blushed a slight shade of crimson. Stuttering she explained why she had barged into his room so boldly.
"I-I-I'm so sorry! I just wanted to g-g-give you breakfast in bed on your birthday. I d-d-d-didn't think that you wouldn't be wearing clothes!" She apologized slowly growing deeper shades of red as time wore on.
"It's alright Miss Honda. I'll just put a shirt on." He reached over and got a shirt off of the floor. While he was putting it on Shigure walked by and peeked in the open door. A small smile spread across his face as the scene unfolded before him.
"Ah! My young little flower cheating on me with my own family member. I'm so hurt." Shigure feigned heartbreak.
"Shigure. What in the world are you talking about? Miss Honda came in to give me breakfast in bed and she found me with no shirt sleeping so I put one on to make her more comfortable." Yuki growled back at Shigure.
"My dear Gure-san. Were you going to leave me for a younger lover? No my heart is breaking as I speak." Ayame clutched his heart. "How could you do this to me?" Ayame weeps in his hands.
"Aya I would never leave you. Not for all the high school girls in Japan." He runs over dramatically and sweeps Ayame up into his arms and runs off into his study where odd sounds were emitting the second the door closed.
Grimacing Yuki looked over at a confused Tohru. He shook his head and asked if the breakfast was for him. She shook her head as if to clear it and set the tray down onto his lap. He looked over the delicious looking meal laid out before him. Smiling he happily dug into the grub. Unaware to Yuki and Tohru a small mass of fur with legs was creeping into the room. They were completely oblivious to the cat scenting it's prey Yuki continued his freshly cooked meal hungrily. Feeling a bit like a pig he picked up a piece of bacon and held it out to Tohru.
"Here Tohru. Share some of my Birthday breakfast with me." He told her smiling a "True Yuki Smile."
Suddenly out of nowhere a large mass of fur jumped onto him and bit his hand holding the crispy bacon. Yuki yelped and tried to shake the beast off. In his attempts to dislodge the cat, He yelped out in pain when the teeth clung on harder. Hearing the commotion Kyo came in and stood in the doorway with a smirk on his perfect features. He walks in gracefully and bends over Yuki's breakfast and steals some bacon.
"Happy Birthday Yuki." He says with a devilish grin on his face. "Miko, come here boy. That's enough playing." The cat disengages from Yuki's hand and trots over to the cat treat in Kyo's outstretched hand.
Glaring Yuki replies coolly. "What's the stupid cat doing here Kyo?"
"Why, my dear cousin Yuki, I try to give a birthday present and you call it stupid. Why I think you hurt my feeling. I feel a tear coming along." He sneered and Yuki with a triumphant grin. Yuki stared at the cat horrified.
"But having a cat will give Miss Honda more responsibilities." Yuki replied regaining some composure.
"That's why I gave it to you and NOT Tohru. It's YOUR responsibility now." He replied.
Hearing the commotion Ayame and Shigure came over to see what was unfolding. Ayame saw that it was present giving time so he quickly fetched a brightly colored bag and handed it to Yuki.
"Here my dear, sweet brother. I hope you like it. It was custom made. Special for dear Yuki." Ayame said proudly as Yuki hesitantly opened the bag. A dark shadow seemed to come over the room when he pulled out the many folds of cloth. He stood up and the beautiful garment dropped to the ground. "My dear brother is so over come with joy he seems to be unable to hold the precious item." Ayame gloated as he picked it up. Holding it out he showed everyone the remarkable...flower girl's dress. It was so full of lace and frills it seemed that was all that was holding it together.
"Ah...........I uh, well. It is-" Tohru begun.
"Oh my Aya. Is that what I think it is?" Shigure cried out in mock-shock.
" Yes, my love. We are going to get MARRIED!!!!!!! And my dear sweet brother will be the flower girl!" Aya shouted with pride.
"Well it will look good on his famine body." Kyo said lifting the dress from Ayame's hands and holding it against Yuki. "I think lavender really draws out his eyes." Kyo was taking in all this with a smile and glad heart.
Yuki unable to do anything from shock and disgust completely missed Kyo's compliment and went straight to blushing for the young girl Tohru was still in the room. He stood there in a state of shock when his brother just continued on and on.
"Oh my dear brother, you'll have invite all the children from the little school. Yes even the teachers may come. I'm sure they miss me and Gure-san.' He added dreamily. "Why. I could even get Ha'ri-san to wear a dress too?" He added thoughtfully. "Why I can see it already...My two beautiful flower girls." He only stopped when he turned to see a motionless body sprawled on the floor. "My brother's passed out from all of this excitement! We must provide CPR to make sure he is still breathing." He turned and looked at all the faces in the room. "I can't do it for that would be cheating in front of my fiancé. So I entrust Kyo to do the honors." If at all possible the shadow seemed to darken in the room.
"I am not giving that stupid rat a kiss. I could care-less if he stopped breathing and died."
"Alright, alright. I suppose that leaves Miss Princess Tohru." Ayame replied knowing Kyo's attraction to the brown-eyed girl.
"What are you talking about." Kyo said after trying to restrain himself from hitting Ayame. Knowing full well that Tohru would do just that if it meant helping someone. "Why we don't have to do that. There are many girls waiting outside for Yuki. They would ALL be willing to give the little price CPR."
At the sound of his fan club giving him CPR instead of the lovely Tohru he shot up claiming he was fine. He walked over to the bed and sat down.
"Yuki-kun? May I give you my present now?" Tohru asked in a small voice.
He turned to her dreading the next present he was to receive. All the same he did not want to hurt her feelings so he agreed. "Why of course Miss Honda. I would be...delighted."
"Great. I'll go get it now." She ran from the room. She came back in carrying a small box. "Yuki-kun, I made this special for you!" She cried Running over to him.
He opened the small parcel to find a wonderfully made hemp bracelet with a rat charm. He smiled and asked her to help him put it on.
"Miss Honda, would you be so kind as to help me put it on?" Yuki held out his left wrist and the bracelet in the other. Then out of nowhere a flying fur ball flew out of nowhere and latched onto Yuki's arm. Wincing in pain he clutched it and threw it off. Kyo caught it gently and gave it another treat.
"Precious little devil, ain't he?" Kyo asked quietly.
Yuki grumbled and Ayame ran over to tie the bracelet to his tiny wrist.
"Oh my dear Yuki, you could wear this to my wedding as well!" Aya yelled joyfully.
"I am NOT going to YOUR wedding." Yuki stated plainly.
"Oh Yuki. You break my fragile heart with your cruel words."
"And?"
Aya goes off into hysterics and cuddles up to Tohru. "Princess! He's being so heartless to a dedicated older brother." He wailed clutching her arm.
Tohru gives him a hug not thinking and is left with a snake. Yelping in surprise when a long smooth body travels down her shirt and onto her back she freezes. Yuki glares over at them, but can't do anything without going into the shirt himself or ripping it off. So he stands there fuming next to a hurt Shigure.
"Aya, why are you leaving me?" Shigure questioned through false tears.
"Oh my dear Shigure, I am merely trying to find a way out of these accursed clothes. Although if she were to-"
"Don't even finish that thought." Yuki growled. He walked over and grabbed the protruding head of his brother. But coming out of the girl's shirt causes him to transform back into a human. So Yuki is left clutching a naked Ayame around the neck. Shrieking he drops his hold and backs off. Tohru who had quickly tried to turn was a deep red. With her back facing him she kicked his clothing over to him.
"Why as ever Tohru you always know what I need." Aya replied putting back on his clothes.
"Why Aya, my love, let me help you out there." Shigure said walking over to lend a hand.
"That's just sick!" Kyo screamed and stormed out of the room. When he got downstairs the doorbell rang. Grumbling he went over and answered it.
"KYO! Where's Yuki?" A over excited boy cried.
"Ah, Kyo. I'm glad it was you who answered the door. I did not want Yuki to see his cake just yet." Hatori said coming in with a cardboard box.
"You got him a cake. That's so nice! I bet Yuki will love it!" Tohru gushed at the surprised doctor.
"Yes, yes, I'm sure he will." He said with a rare smile. He walked into the kitchen and started setting up the candles. Haru came in after Ha'ri and just went straight up to Yuki's room. Tohru and Momiji followed.
"Yuki! Guess what I got you! Guess what I got you!"
"What'd you get me Momiji?" Yuki asked annoyed at the little jumping bean.
"I said you have to guess." Momiji said bouncing on the bed.
"A free pass to send someone to the Bermuda Triangle?" Yuki asked seriously.
"Nope." Momiji throws Yuki the package and jumps even harder on the bed. "Open it and see what it is!"
Opening the package he stared in disgust at the parcel in front of him. He pulled out a white T-shirt that said "I Love Rabbits," in big, bold, bright pink letters. He grimaced when Momiji tried to put it on him.
"Sorry Momiji, but I have to get ready for school." Yuki said lightly and gladly declining the rabbit's desperate pleas. "May I have my room back so I can change?" He added to the rest.
"Sure we'll leave. Don't want to see Yuki naked now would we?" Haru said sarcastically.
Everyone walked out of the room rather quickly and they all went down to the dining room and sat down with a wonderful looking cake sitting in the center. The candles were all lit and burning slowly. Hatori had already gotten out the plates and ice cream.
"Why is everyone sitting in the dark?" Yuki asked confused when he descended the staircase.
"Surprise!" Everyone shouted when Yuki flicked the lights. He saw everyone who had been in his room, plus more. Hatori, Kyo, Momiji, Haru, Ayame, Shigure, and the ever beautiful Tohru sitting around the table smiling, with the exception of Kyo who was staring hungrily at the cake.
"Wow. A cake for breakfast. Thanks Hatori. I didn't know you could bake. Not only that, but it's full of sugar and you still gave it to me for breakfast." Yuki said sitting down.
"What me? No I just found this outside your door and decided to pick it up and bring it on in." Hatori replied. "I haven't gotten you a present yet."
Sighing Yuki cut the cake and dished out the ice cream. When he tried to give Tohru her plate he saw a oh So Familiar ball of fur called Miko, readying himself to pounce. So he gave the plate to Haru to pass to Tohru.
"Hey guys guess what? I have a secret." Haru announced.
"Oh, a secret! That's so cool! My mom said that secrets were always important. She said that that one secret would set you apart from the rest." Tohru exclaimed.
"Right, yeah whatever." Haru said kind of confused. "I bet you don't know what it is."
"I bet we don't want to know." Kyo said through a mouthful of cake. He swallowed and started on his ice cream.
Looking a smite hurt Haru bent down and ate his cake. They all ate in peace for a while until it was time to go to school. Everyone left together and Aya, Ha'ri and Gure-san were left alone in a house. On the way to school Yuki was stopped by his fan club. Sighing he listened to them singing Happy Birthday to him. When they were done one of them came up and offered him a present. He took the envelope and opened it. Inside was a letter from "Extreme Make-over." He opened it up and inside was the information about the present.
They were to leave the house for one week and when they came back their whole house would be redone. It was an all expense paid vacation for Hawaii. They were to only bring as many people that lived in the house. If other family members wanted to come then they were allowed, but they had to pay their own way. Smiling Yuki folded up the letter and thanked the girls.
"Thank you so much. This is truly going to be a fun vacation." He gave them another smile and hurried off the school. He walked around the rest of the girls and Tohru and Kyo followed.
"Yuki, what are we going to do? Are we actually going to go on this vacation?" Kyo asked hoping he would say no. "And what about Tohru? People are going to talk when they see her missing and coming back on the came day as us."
"True. I hadn't thought of that. Well I guess no one will really notice. Except maybe her friends and those girls." Yuki thought out loud.
"O-o-o-oh no. I-I-I don't have to go. It's your present and I don't want to cause much trouble. You don't have to bring me. I could stay with grandpa or something like that. I don't want to cause trouble for you guys." Tohru quickly explained.
Yuki turned back to her and smiled. "now you aren't getting out of this trip that easily." He said laughing a little.
"Yes, but what will I say. You know I'm no good at lying." Tohru exclaimed.
"Just say you're going on a family vacation." Kyo spoke out. They both looked at him shocked at the good idea. "I mean it's not like you would be lying."
"Oh Kyo! That's a great idea!" Tohru cried happily. She ran up as if to give him a hug, but then stopped and settled with a smile.
Kyo, wishing she could hug him, smiled back. "Piece of cake."
"Oh, I love cake! What kind?" Tohru asked.
"Leek cake. Let's get to school." Yuki replied smirking.
"Wipe that darn smirk off your face you stupid rat!" Kyo yelled outraged.
"Leeks?" Tohru replied confused. "That's...um...interesting."
Shaking his head slightly he grabbed her hand and walked to school. Kyo quickly grabbed the other hand and walked with them.
Disclaimer: We do not own Fruits Basket as far as you know. We do not want to be sued for taking her ideas. We are merely using her plot and characters. Thanks a lot for letting us!!!!!!!!!