Hot Mat is not Maz

Hot Mat is hotter than Maz

Don't get killed, Hot Mat.

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There's no cars in WoT

But people get run-over

Don't get killed, Hot Mat!

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Hot Mat is so hot

But he has to cross the street

Don't get killed, Hot Mat.

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To fight the gholam

Mat must cross the bloody street

Don't get killed, Hot Mat!!