Title: The Hottest Place to…
Fandom: One Piece
Rating: T/15+ (I guess)
Genre: Humor (maybe a bit romance…I don't know how to categorize this, honestly)
Pairing: Mugiwara Crew x Luffy (in a way…I think)
Disclaimer: Odachi ROCKS with his One Piece latest chapter… honestly, I AM still in SHOCK!
Warning: not much…but it can be considered as dirty talk…^^;;
A/N: Trying to improve my skill in writing drabbles. I hope this will turn out fine… (Actually, I am just too pumped up to write another One Piece fanfic because of the latest chap… Please ignore this rant… hehe)
The Hottest Place to…
It actually started with an innocent conversation. Mugiwara crews, minus their captain, were bored and Sanji just suddenly wondered out loud.
"Hey, where do you think the best place for Luffy to enjoy that?" he quickly slapped his mouth shut with his hand as the others looked at him weirdly. "Never mind, forget that," he said while flailing his hands, sweat dropping, and thinking it was a stupid question.
"Well, crow-nest, I think," Zoro was the first one to react.
"What!? That's dirty!" Sanji shot an 'I can't believe you!' glare at him.
"Isn't the kitchen the best?" Nami said while giving Sanji and Zoro a weird look.
"Such a wonderful idea, Nami-swan!" Sanji immediately praised her with love-love eyes.
"You'd probably be okay with a toilet if she said so," Zoro threw a dirty look at the dart-brow.
"Shut it, Marimo!" Sanji glared at the moss-head as they started bickering again.
"Darker place will be thrilling," Robin took her turn suddenly.
"That's romantic, Robin-cwan!" Sanji started wooing the dark haired woman now.
"I think bed is the best," Ussop declared suddenly.
"Well, that's just…," Sanji and the others looked at Ussop pathetically.
"Under the vast blue sky, on top of the grassy land while watching flower petals…," Brook stated with such a dreamy look.
"We're at the middle of ocean, Brook," Sanji looked at the skeleton in 'are you stupid?' look.
"Anywhere is fine, right?" Franky said while huffing.
"You've got no romance at all, Robot-man!" Sanji shouted at him, forefinger pointing in accusation.
"I am a cyborg!" Franky protested.
"How about the clinic?" Chopper contributed his idea innocently.
"Well, that's too much for you, Chopper. It will be a mess after that," Sanji ruffled Chopper's fur in 'too bad' look.
"What are you guys saying?" suddenly Luffy came out of nowhere. "The hottest place to have sex is obviously inside a Ferris-wheel at amusement park!" Luffy declared with such a spirit in his voice.
Nami spurted her tea and Robin widened her eyes. Chopper just looked at Luffy in questioning eyes. As the other boys…please wait for a moment as they inserted the vivid images of Luffy having sex inside a Ferris-wheel. They started having nosebleed and fainting because of too much blood loss.
"Luffy…we're talking about the best place for you to enjoy snacking, not having sex…," Nami said, sweat dropping. Robin just chuckled knowing that her captain was not really that innocent.
"Huh?" Luffy just looked at them in a dumbfounded face.
The End
A/N: I know it's stupid and crazy, but who cares? It's One Piece after all. Craziness is its synonym anyway ^__^; Comments, everyone?