Ok, so I decided to re-write the story. The other one was troll-like except for the spelling. So well, I've been practicing and I think that this one would be better with the same randomness and pervered-ness. Things happened and don't ask. Just keep in mind that this is before Hanzo or what's his name takes over. I just started reading the mangas once again but I accidentally skipped a lot of chapters but bare with me, please. After all this is fanfiction not fancannon.

Naruto Fanfiction Wars RE-MADE!
Chapter one: How it all started

It was a warm day in Konoha, it was rare to be this kind of mild warm, it was usually scorching hot. After all, it is the land of fire.

"Hokage-sama, should I?" Said the masked man. Tsunade rubbed her temples and closed her laptop.

"Go." The anbu bowed down and with a puff of smoke, he vanished and appeared in Naruto's apartment and found him eating ramen and reading a icha icha book.

"Naruto-kun!"

"Holy hell! Since when did you get in here?!" screamed Naruto as he frantically tried to hide his icha icha book somewhere but ended up throwing it out the window followed by the voice of a crying kid.

The anbu ignored the situation and dropped a bag on the floor "You have a A rank mission from Tsunade." He took out a laptop and gave it to Naruto.

"REALLY?! About time! And why are you giving me that laptop?"

"It's not any laptop but a special laptop that's more developed than those than any of the latest laptop you see in Office Plus."

"WOW!!!" the blonde's eyes sparkled as held it to his chest and danced a bit "So, what's so special about it?"

The anbu sweatdropped and snatched the laptop back. He turned it on and got in Mozilla Icefrog "It has Mozilla Icefrog, it's better than Internet Quest plus, it has a strong protection against virus."

"Wow, a A rank plus a awesome laptop?!"

"Actually Naruto-kun. You're supposed to use the laptop for the mission."

"Huh'"

"You see, it's for the country's popularity. We want to have the best authors in these world, best artists, best of everything that has to do with art and increase Konohagakure's fame. There's a site called fictionpress in which every ninja and author here will write stories."

"AND HOW IS THAT DANGEROUS?!" Naruto closed the laptop and grabbed the anbu by his shoulders and shook him "WHAT KIND OF MISSION IS THIS?!"

"Ah yes, I forgot something that Hokage-sama gave me." The anbu took out a small note in which Naruto unfolded and revealed neat calligraphy. Those kanjis were perfectly round and the lines were perfectly straight as if she used a ruler. Naruto had a thing for calligraphy, not much interest but he did like to see neat handwriting. He admired it for a moment before he read the letter.

Dear Naruto,

You see, I need you to do a mission that's not much of your liking so I decided to give you something for doing it. I'm giving you a ramen coupon attached on the back of this letter. This ramen coupon enables you to have free ramen for one whole year. If you accept the mission with enthusiasm and give our village a good name. You'll get a new apartment. The best apartment in Konoha and I'll pay the tax for you for one year. Right now, all you get is ramen.

~Tsunade.

Naruto looked at the back of the letter and there was that gift from above...a golden coupon for free ramen! Any kind of ramen! He could say that this is the best day of his life!

"YES YES YES!!!" Naruto forgot that there was the anbu guy still in his room but the anbu decided to go on with his mission of delivering special laptop. Next stop was Haruno Sakura. Meanwhile Naruto immediately signed into Ficionpress and started writing his first fic.

Title: Uzumaki Naruto by RamenUzumakiNaruto

Summary: Once upon a time there was once a young boy named Uzumaki Naruto. He lived a terrible past with something hateful sealed inside of him but thanks to his bravery he became hokage and got lots of girls.

Hello, my name is Uzumaki Naruto. I'm a great ninja. I live in Konoha as the future Hokage. I'm 16 years old with a girlfriend named Haruno Sakura, she's beautiful and I love her.

She had lots of sex with me and she's the Hokage's number 1 apprentice. I'm the best.

I know, no need to worship me for my great existence of an author.

Reviews(2):

BigBear123: hey tehr little boi!!!1 so ur 16 right

my name is william and im 16 years old too! i hope tht we can meat sumday!!!!!!11 but pl0x tel me 4ll bout u!!!!1 give me ur yahoo or msn and u use webcam 4 me!!!1!!1

anonymous: WTF?! R U ST0PID?! DIS IS TEH SHORTEZT AND WORS STOREE I EVUR READ!!!11 FCK U!!!1 ANOErngosrngshrgshgormhogshroghse

DIS STORY HAZ NO POINT!!!1 AND U R BEIN A SELF INZRT SUE!!!11

Meanwhile, the anbu man arrived to Sakura's house. They had a normal and MATURE conversation unlike silly Naruto then the anbu quickly left to his next destination.

Sakura pondered first of what the anbu said about Naruto writing a story...maybe she could read it later. First, her fic then comes reading.

Title: Cherry Love by CherryBlossom

Summary: It was another beautiful spring, It was when cherry blossoms bloomed and so did love. Young Jasmine, had beautiful pink hair and vivid green colored orbs for eyes. She's as slender as a tulip, fair as the most wonderful spring meadow. Her heart beats for only one man that had so much difference with her but nothing can stop the power of love. Love conquers all.

I sat by the cherry blossom tree with a blue trouser between my fingers. The breeze was refreshing and the sun was warm. The weather was perfect with no clouds in the sky. I breathed in the wonderful floral scent of where I was. I was in my favorite spot, the meadow. I often like to take strolls here whether it was hot summer, cool autumn, or cold winter but my favorite will always be spring. The seasons in which flower bloomed and weather was nice. Not too hot nor too cold but what was the main reason in which I love this season so much, is because this is where the place where she met her love life.

His name was "Sousuke." I said out loud. I liked to call him Vanilla because he loved vanilla ice cream. Everytime I thought of that name or heard of it, my heartbeat faster and my body temperature rose. Just the very thought of him brightened my day. Sadly, he vanished from my life. Everyday I come here in hope to see him.

I have many friends and my best friend would be a guy. I could never fall in love with another but Sousuke but that didn't meant that I would keep myself from having guy friends. I like to call him ramen boy beacuse he loved ramen. He's a really good friend who promised to bring back my beloved. He came back dying but nonetheless, I still pray for Sousuke to come back...

And he did...

It was another day, another year, same season. I thought that it was a illusion at first but I saw this beautiful figure of a man with blue clothing. It was Sousuke's favorite color. I thought that I was just going crazy but it was so real.

I ran as fast as I can in hope of reaching him. He turned around!

"Vanilla! VANILLA!!" I cried out by his affectionate nickname in which I always called him. Tears streaming down my cheeks as I ran towards him, I opened my arms and he opened his for an embrace.

It was real. This is real! IT HAS TO BE!!

And it really was. "VAN!!" I continued sobbing. He held me tightly, so did I. I cried on his shoulder as he let go of me slightly and I thought that he was letting me go but instead he planted a kiss on my lips in which I would never forget.

"I love you Jasmine..." he held me ever so tightly than before and I cried harder.

Then I heard someone say my name.

"JASMINE!!" They were my friends and some of my fanboys. I had a lot of them. All the girls in this village wanted to be me and all the boys wanted me. It was sad because my heart only belonged to my Sousuke, my ice cream boy.

I could tell that everyone was jealous including Ramen Boy but I didn't care for anything. We were finally together.

Well, isn't it romantic?

Reviews:

(anonymous) ANTI-SUE: FUCK YOU, SUE!!

Fluffyfluffpinkydinky: lyke omg! dis is the best fic ever! its so romantic1

Sakura felt proud of her work and just flamed back the anti-Sue guy.

"Gosh, what the hell is a Sue?" she thought but she brushed the thought of it away and went to search Naruto's fic. Knowing Naruto. It had something related to his name so she typed in the seach engine "Naruto". It popped up one story with the title of "Uzumaki Naruto" and the penname of the author. It was practically screaming it out, it was Naruto.

She read the fic and was quick to finish. Not like it was long but for Sakura...she had a hard time swallowing all that information down...

Naruto's time was up.

THE REAL A/N: I hoped that you liked this better version. I decided to make it Fictionpress instead of Fanfiction, I mean if they find Fanfiction with the title Naruto it would be totally weird since they are supposed to be in that world and they aren't supposed to know that they are cartoons and stuff...well in this fic and this is going to be a parody of flaws in . Mary-Sues, bashing, blah blah blah.

I know that the Vanilla thing was totaly OOC but I'm not exactly a fan of Sasusaku myself so I had to make it easier by changing Sasuke's name and making it seem liked another couple from my...personal fandom.