Co: Damn those plot bunnies. =_= Oh, well, I hope you enjoy this little thing called, idea from me and my sister fighting. =_=. I know I'm sad. XD Oh, If you want me to work on more one-shots on this, just tell me in the review or PM me.

Erik: Supper, do the disclaimer.

Co: Meanie. :P

Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek the Original Series…or any Star Trek in that matter. :3

Warnings: Swearing, Craziness, the line 'I'm a doctor, not a…', and Oc's, and a bit of star war's again, I do not own.

Again, If you want more, you are going to A) Tell me in a review, or B) PM me for another one-shot. Even though it's highly illogical.

Ann's Pov…

"I TOLD YOU WE HAVE TO AGREE ON SOMETHING BITCH!" My blond hair got in the way of my blue eyes. While I was wearing my black and white checkered pajama bottoms and a black tank top that said sweet heart, I yelled at my older sister, Katie. She had brown hair and eyes, and wearing a t-shirt that said, little miss sunshine and trigger sweet pants, which was getting on my last nerves. All over what to listen to, this is relatively sad.

"NO MUSIC AT ALL THEN!" She shouted back at me, taking You Tube of the screen of the computer. After a little more yelling, we finally calm down and did our chores. To pass the time we decided to come up with some suggestions if Cad Bane saw us just staring at him.

"I would kidnap him and sell him to some Star War's Mary-Sue's." I smirked when Katie said she would try to scare him. After we were done, Katie had to do homework.

"I wish I did not have any homework." She grumbled as I smiled.

"Ha, to bad for you," She looked at me with a murders face. "What, just saying."

"Can you help me with this?" Hey, do I look like I'm geometry?

"I'm a teen, not a miracle worker." When I said that, we heard something outside the back yard. When we looked, three people were out there, a man in blue, a man in yellow, and another man in blue. Even though, the last one had sharp ears. I recopies them from the show my dad watch, Star Trek.

"What do we do?"Katie asked. I really, really want to hug them, but now was not the time.

"We hid and prey they don't find us." I said simply as we hid under the sink. It was musty, foul, and stained with residue, but I don't think they would look for us here. We heard the sliding door open, then footsteps. We held our breaths, preying they did not find us.

"Where should we look captain?" A stern, calm voice asked. I felt like I could blush.

"Start with the room's, I want to know how in the 21st century, how people know about us." I think that was Captain James T. Kirk, while the other one was named Mr. Spock. I wonder who the other one is….

"I'm a doctor, not a detective." Ah, Leonard Bones Mccoy, the doctor of the Starfleet Enterprise.

"Well Bones suck it up!" Kirk whispered loudly not aware that we were under the sink. We heard two pairs of footsteps left, but one did not. I felt like we were being watch threw the wood. When he finally left the area we silently let out our collective breaths. "WHERE THE HELL COULD TWO KIDS BE?" He finally yelled out in frustration. "THEY ARE TEENAGERS, HOW HARD IS IT?" I held my ears because of the loudness, but my sister did not seem to be effected. All three seem to regroup in the kitchen, I could not tell.

"Captain," Spock started, "I think they are right under our noses." Aw shit, I think he knows where we are.

"Why, one earth, do you think that Spock?" Mccoy asked in exasperation.

"Look under the sink and you will see." Shit, he DID know it the whole time.

"You really think two teenagers can fit under there?" Kirk asked, I prey he didn't believe Spock. I guess I didn't prey enough because he opens it anyway.

"…Hi…so how are you?" I said simply, not wanting to freak out.

"Good, now will you come out please?" We sighed, and tumbling out. Personally, I was glad because it reeked in there. I looked up to see Mccoy and Spock looking down on us. I slightly turn red, but looked at Kirk.

"So, were out…now what?"

"We have questions, and we want answers." Kirk said, looking at us sternly.

"Like what?" Katie asked, a little shyly. She was not use to people she did not know in our house.

"Like how you know what the Enterprise is and our crew?" He said, my simple answer was,

"Look it up on You Tube." He gave us a weird look. I sighed, knowing this was going to get us nowhere. "Liston, I just know what I know its call go goggle it." He rolled his eyes and looked at us.

"How old are you?"

"Seventeen and Eighteen got a problem with that?" I gave him the look that said, 'Don't-fuck-with-me.'

"No I do not, what are your names?" Personal info now, SUPER.

"Ann and Katie, now is that all or are you going to, oh I don't know, LEAVE?" Spock emotions did not change, but Mccoy and Kirk slightly wince at my volume of aggravation.

"We just wanted to know how you know about us." Mccoy, who seems just as aggravated as Kirk, said trying to calm and nice.

"Again, I blame the internet…but I also blame the T.V." I gave them a cat like smile, even though they did NOT seem amused. I sighed and went to the computer and pull up Goggle. I typed in 'Star Trek' and show them there character profile.

"Fascinating this primitive species, in the twenty-first century, know so much about us." Spock said.I wanted to hit him on the head, but I did not dare…yet. "It's highly illogical though." That tears it.

"Who said the human race is logical?" I dared him, as he gave me a nasty look.

"Ok, thank you for answering our questions." Kirk said, as he tries to get Mccoy and Spock to leave, but came fruitless.

"Excuse me girl…"

"Ann, not girl." I gave him the same nasty look he gave me.

"Fine, Ann, all things can be explained logically…" But Katie cut him off.

"Don't you have to go SOMEWHERE?" She gave me a look, but I looked at Spock intensely. There is no way in hell I am letting this Vulcan get the best of me.

"My sister is right, so will you PLEASE go." I said rather rudely to Spock. Kirk rolled his eyes, and tries to get Spock to move, but he just continued what he was saying.

"As I said all things can be explain logically and scientifically..." He pushed my buttons, and I was going to get him.

"Well excuse me, if the human race in this time is not as 'SCIENTIFIC' as you are." That's when we heard a car pull up our drive way. "Now will you please leave before my parents have an amorism?" They all agreed, even Spock who though it was 'logical' and got beam up by the Enterprise.

"Do you think we see them again?" Katie asked, before our parents came through the door?

"I think so, even so it's highly illogical." I, swear I heard Spock yelling at me. Eh, fascinating day, a thing to tell at school tomorrow.