The Whole Story of Little Miss Muffet
Little
Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and weigh
along
came a spider
and sat down beside her
and frightened Miss
Muffet away.
The next day Miss Muffet
she sat on her
tuffet
hiding a secret surprise
the spider not knowing
that
this was now going
to lead to his final demise.
"Oh
no!" said the spider
whose muscles got tighter
Miss Muffet
stared with a grin
"I'm too young to die!"
And then
came the fly
who hit Miss Muphet's chin.
"Ow! What the
hell?"
Miss Muffet did yell
the spider now crawling
away
the fly twirled around
then fell to the ground
this
poor fly in his dismay.
Miss Muffet was too mad
to think
like she should have
this poor fly became now her prey
she
crushed it and killed it
had a ginormous fit
the fly's lights
were put out that day.
Miss Muffet stomped out
with a
scream and a shout
she needed to get out and vent
she went to a
place
where no one could trace;
it's called anger management.