Unlucky A/N: I know this is mean, but I was kinda bored so please don't get mad!

UnLucky

This is a story about a girl named unlucky,...............

Early mornin she wakes up, nobody knocks on the door

(HA HA HA!!!!!!)

It's time to get up, stinky feet

Its you they all stay away,……from

they go………..

isn't she ugly? This Hollywood bum.

And they say……..

Chorus:

she's so unlucky

she's so old but she laughs laughs laughs in her o-o-old shack

thinkin maybe someone will knock on the door but why does she laugh all the time?

Lost in money,

in a dream but there's no one to wake her up

And world keeps spinning and she keeps on fartin'

And tell me it'll STOP!

They go………..

isn't she ugly? This Hollywood bum.

And they say……………

Chorus:

she's so unlucky

she's so old but she laughs laughs laughs in her o-o-old shack

thinkin maybe someone will knock on the door but why does she laugh all the time?
"Best Actress, is………………, HEY! Get that laughing bum off the stage!"

"I'm Roger Johnson her with,………..Eeeeeeewww!!!!!!! What is that smell?!"

Isn't she ugly, this Hollywood bum?

She's so unlucky but why does she laugh?

If there is no one knockin at the door why does she always laugh?

Chorus:

she's so unlucky

she's so old but she laughs laughs laughs in her o-o-old shack

thinkin maybe someone will knock on the door but why does she laugh all the time?


THE END