AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was a new little idea I had that I decided to experiment with. Review please and I'll continue if reviews are good. Yep- that's it for now!

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Jack Shepard opened his eyes.

Trees.

He looked up- and around.

More trees. And music. Weird, dramatic music.

He felt an intense pain in his side. He saw blood. And then, a white lab, running past. He blinked, as a girl was chasing after the dog.

Jack gasped. "Hey!" He cried out to the girl, who turned around and pushed her red bangs back from her face. She screamed like a maniac and ran up to him, jumping up and down.

"Jack Shepard! The man who had to bury his father who was mysteriously in Sydney for no apparent reason!"She said, helping him up. "But, oops- actually he was in Sydney visiting one of his many mistresses, who had a daughter who is your half sister who's pregnant! Her name's Claire!"

Jack blinked. "What?"

"Long story- no time for me to shout a spoiler! But right now is about the time that you run off to the beach and play superman!" She pushed him out of the jungle. "So go! Oh- and don't forget that whiskey when you need a painkiller- it's in your left pocket! You're gonna meet a great girl, by the way. Name's Kate- but she killed her step-dad! Didn't see that one coming, didya?! Oh, and my name's Mona-"

Jack immediately ran out into the crash scene, thinking one thing.

"That girl was either some weird angel, or…..a fangirl." He whispered to himself.

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"Don't interrupt me while I'm watching Lost." Mona said to her little sister, who was playing barbies on her bed. "Don't you want to know who's in the coffin?"

"I want to know why you stuck Ken in the bathtub and called him Charlie, saying he drowned in the Looking Glass." Mona's ten year old sister, Alexa said, adjusting her glasses.

"I told you- you have to watch Lost!"

"You're an obsessed fangirl." And with that, Alexa strutted out of the room. "Oh, and who's Smokie? I thought he was the bear on the forest fire commercials-"

"Get out!" Mona said, shutting the door. Suddenly, the sky turned purple outside. The TV began to static out. Mona cried out in desperation, hitting the TV on the upside of the monitor, vainly hoping to restore the picture. Instead, she found herself sucked into the screen, and on the beach of the crash, back in Season One, Episode One.

"O…M….G." She said aloud, looking over the scene. She ran over to help Locke up, smiling at him.
"Dude…You're so my hero..Even though you end up in the coffin."

Locke smiled and then frowned in confusion. "Huh?" He asked.

"Nothing. But you were crippled- and now you can walk! It's destiny, baby!" Mona said. "But I gotta go find Jack now and make sure he's the de facto leader- so I'll chat with you later!" Mona ran off, shedding her high-heels, Locke scratching his bald head.