Hello, boys and girls. My name is Jarael Moonsilver. Today, I will be talking about Okami. Just some random facts that I write down as soon as I think of them. Ready? Here we go...

I do not own Okami, or fruitcake, or anything else in this FanFic except probably everything that I came up with.

Did you know...

...Waka was voted "Most likely to resemble something people eat at holiday gatherings" in high school?

...Amaterasu has a chronic fear of bugs? And no one knows why? Except for perhaps Issun. ...Yeah... Next!

...Waka actually only knows 2 songs on the flute: His theme, and Mary Had a Little Lamb? (Well, guess he can also play Hot Cross Buns.)

...Issun falls in love with every "hot babe" he encounters? ...But you probably already knew that.

...They always turn out to be ugly when they turn around?

And now... for some "This Is How They Would Probably Die" thingys!

Issun- Smooshed by anything. Most likely by "two lofty peaks".

Waka- Doing something completely stupid that he probably thinks is "a good cause". (he reminds me of Percy Jackson)

Ammy- Saving the world. I mean, how many times have you killed her? Be honest. Dumb mortals. "I sound like the maid, 'I just cleaned up this room! Can't you keep it clean for, for 10 minutes?!' "

Orochi- You dumb dummyhead! He's already been killed. Twice!

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd... Random Facts I Learned About The Stuff Okami Is Based Off Of From Google And Chuggaaconroy!

Kushi is based off of the person Kushinanda (Kushinada?) from the same story Susano and Nagi are from! She was to be the eighth daughter to be sacrificed to the horrifying monster, Orochi. Susano was a deity sent to the mortal world because his father, Nagi, decided to for some reason. He saw Kushi-What's-Her-Face and fell in love. He vowed to save her by slaying Orochi. So, he built a trench around Kushi-Somethin'-Or-Other's house and filled it with sake. Then, when Orochi came to feast on Kushi, the demon got drunk and Susano shopped off its heads... Or something like that. If you want to know the actual version instead of my pathetic version, it's called, "The Legend of Yamato no Orochi". Google it.

Waka and Kurow are based off of the same person! (I know, hard to believe.) They are based off of Minamoto Kurow no Yoshitsune, also known as Ushiwaka in his youth. He, wouldn't you know it, was one of those guys that ended up killing himself because it was the honorable thing to do! He is from the same story that Benkei is from! If you want to know more, Google, "Yoshitsune". Wikipedia has a long version and a short version. You may also want to Google Benkei.

Issun is based off of the Japanese version of Tom Thumb! There are several versions of his story. Google, "Issun-boku" and see what kind of an ending you get! My favorite is the one where they shrink and grow so many times that -SPOILER ALERT- nothing is left but the Lucky Mallet. Yes, that is from this story as well.

So... After that ramble, what do you think? Should I just keep posting random Okami stuff or scrap this idea?

PLEASE REVIEW NO FLAMES PLEASE.

FYI: THIS "REVIEW" THING I SPEAK OF IS RIGHT BELOW THIS LINE. YOU CAN WRITE IN IT. MORE LIKE... TYPE. WHY AM I STILL WRITING IN ALL CAPS? IT LOOKS LIKE I'M YELLING AT YOU GUYS, OR SOMETHING.

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