Discreet heroes ~~~~~~~~~~Natasha's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~
As she walked down the hall, she heard banging on the wall and made a sharp turn into the room, and almost gasped. She swiftly jumped onto the rafters before the people in the room could see her. Kurt, the new intern who'd been here for a few weeks, closed the door and went back to what he was doing. "Steve, you didn't answer the question." He stated. "Look, I can't be with you, I'm... It's not.. My job... " Steve stuttered . "So your just going keep doing what your doing. Pretend the this never happened, and pretend that you don't have feelings for me because being "Captain America" is more important to you than me." Kurt turned to leave, but Steve grabbed him by the arm and said, " I'd rather have you than be Captain America." Steve pulled him into a kiss and Kurt returned it, even after they both pulled away they just held each other. Natasha shimmied along the rafter beams and slipped. Barely grasping the pole before lowering herself to the ground and making a b-line for the locked door.
She barely made it out of the room when Steve turned his head and ran after her. "Natasha! We can talk about this!" He and Kurt chased her through STARK Tower until they stumbled into the game room, where Tony, Clint, and were playing cards while Thor quietly watched. Steve, not knowing they were in there, grabbed Tasha and Kurt pinned her against the wall with his hand over her mouth. "Tasha," Steve started. "Let's just pretend this never happened, okay? Lets pretend you never witnessed anything." Kurt released his grip and realized he bruised her arms.
" What horrible secret could she have possibly stumbled in on?" Tony interrupted . Realizing they had an audience, Kurt cursed, "Shit." "Nothing." Steve stated innocently. "Oh, I see. Clean has finally done something bad. So tell me, what was it? Did you break the coffee maker? Did you take a cookie from the cookie jar?" "No." He said plainly, clenching his jaw. "Do you want me to tell them? Cuz, there's nothing keeping me quiet this time." Natasha threatened. "No!" Steve and Kurt blurted out at the same time. Tony eyed them suspiciously. "They're sleeping together!" Natasha confessed before a very pale Kurt tackled her to the floor. The four had their mouths open in shock and even Tony was speechless. Steve went pale and Tony,after recovering, attempted to pry Natasha and Kurt apart. Steve stepped in and after quite a bit of effort pulled the two apart, hovering beside a furious Kurt protectively. Clint, Banner, and Thor were still motionless in the background and all three fainted in pure shock.