Hey everyone! I'm alive, don't worry, and welcome to my new fic! Starts a little slow, but has lots of humor (well, more then my other stories anyway ; ) I was originally going to make this whole thing a one-shot, but it's taking too long to write so it'll probably become 2-4 chapters, with a possible sequel depending on how many plot holes I leave and if everybody wants one.

I was gonna write a summary here, but I dont want to give anything away. I'll just say this: it's kigo with a flaming popsicle. It may be humorous now, but it gets serious in later chapters. I give thee fair warning.

Disclaimers: 1) I don't own Kim Possible or any characters of the show. I just own the island (heh I wish ;p)
2) This is a KIGO aka KIM x SHEGO romance fic. Dont like, dont read. I'm a pyro, and flames only make me laugh harder.

Enjoy!

"Well, here we are." The copilot said, motioning to the young redheaded woman and the tall lanky blond boy standing beside her. They were currently flying several thousand feet above an island in the Pacific, near the equator.

"Thanks for the ride, I know it was out of the way to have you pick us up and take us to the middle of nowhere like this." The redhead had to yell over the noise as her blond counterpart opened the side door, causing high winds to assault the inside of the cabin.

"How could I refuse, especially after you saved my company from bankruptcy?" The girl waved her hand as though dismissing the achievement. "It was no big. Anybody could set up conferences between you and the Columbian government for a section of Antarctica." She gave a cheerful wave as she pushed the boy out the door into the air, jumping quickly after his screaming form. "Good luck Kim." The pilot said, watching the retreating dots fade into oblivion as the plane turned back towards its original destination.

At first, all Kim could see was the deep blue of the ocean as she passed through wisps of clouds, the moisture dampening her skin. Soon however the island began to loom into view.

It was your stereotypical sort of island. Of medium size and crescent-shaped, it had a large lagoon and lush forests. It also had a very large, very active volcano on it. Patiently, Kim watched as the island loomed nearer, enveloping her entire view.

"Ron!" She shouted, attempting to get her companions attention. Well, he seems to defiantly be enjoying himself. Kim mused. She watched for another minute as he did somersaults and flips in the air, almost like an aerial acrobat. Kim smirked, leaning towards Ron, wind catching underneath her, causing her to zoom in and catch him off-guard.

"Hey!" Ron yelled, flipping backwards away from her from the force. A very clumsy and inattentive aerial acrobat she mused as he turned, slowly recovering and catching her eye.He grinned at her goofily and blushed, swinging back towards her. Kim shook her head at his antics before pointing at the ground and the parachute chord.

Ron nodded in understanding. Alright, on the count of three…just like we always do. Kim looked down, finding and grabbing her rip chord. She looked at her intended target, raising a fist before looking over at Ron so he understood.

She only saw air.

"Ron!" Kim yelled into the wind, flipping over to see where he had gone. All she saw was the island looming faster and larger into her view. Ron, now's not the time! Where'd you go?" Kim flipped over one last time to check the skies. Then, she saw it: the dark black speck far above her, parachute open blowing towards the other side of the island.

Guess I'm going solo on this one. Kim shook her head and sighed, repositioning before deploying her own chute.

Five minutes later, Kim was in a tree.

"Great. Just great. First Ron flies off early, now I get blown into a Tree! Oh yes, a great way to start a mission." Kim muttered sarcastically as she struggled with the straps and buckles connecting her to the tangled parachute in the branches up above. How long she struggled with the buckles, nobody knows.

The sun rose high above the lush forest branches, steam rising from the jungle before precipitating back down from the heavens in short rainfalls. The birds continued their chatter as the other animals of the forest continued their activities. Finally, the forest was filled with noise as the sun began to set, each animal heading for their respective sections within the jungle, suddenly silenced by a noise reverberating throughout the tropical island.

'CRACK!' Tree limbs groaned and surrendered their burden to gravity and the ground far below.

"uwahhhh!"

'…' silence.

'Thud'

'…' another pause.

"ow."

Kim lay there for a few minutes, unmoving. Finally, after a sigh and a groan she kneeled slowly and then stood, trying her best to get her bearings. She walked around in a slow circle, stretching her stiff and bruised muscles, talking quietly to nothing in particular to sort her thoughts.

"Okay, so… No Ron. That's ok; it'll just have to be another solo mission until he gets here. Besides, I'm sure Shego's jet can only hold her, and I didn't see any "secret" lairs of Drakken's. Actually, there were no buildings on this island whatsoever…what could Shego be here for?" Kim turned her head towards the volcano, a small brown blip at the top of the trees, the heat causing the clouds above to appear as shimmering streaks of white on an otherwise empty blue expanse.

"Where is it?" Kim looked around, searching through some nearby plants until she found a small backpack. Flipping zipping it open, she rummaged inside, careful not to hurt herself. Pushing aside a few clothes, her eyes began to twinkle as she grabbed the hilt of a machete and pulled it out of the bag.

"Glad I learned to pack this thing especially after the last jungle incident." Kim shuddered, remembering how Ron set the entire forest on fire trying to cut through the foliage. Taking a few test strokes on some nearby foliage, Kim nodded, satisfied at the sharpness of the blade.

Kim began her path, hacking away at the foliage separating her from her destination,

And from Shego.

I had been going to put in a little bit of Shego's view here, but I think I'll keep this story just Kim's POV, just to make things a little different from my other Kigo story "quality time together." (and no, I haven't stopped writing that.) However, please review this story, not make pleas or review my other one on here ok? now go! I command thee!

Preview: Kim finds Shego, as well as a lot of things you'd never expect on a tropical island...

Next time chapter 2: where'd all the ice come from?