"KITTY! I AM GONNA KILL YOU!" The rough voice echoed off the walls of the first floor as a blur of black, gray, and orange sped by. Xemnas stepped out of his office, holding a stack of old reports in his arms to put in the library files. As Kitty whizzed by, the papers were wrenched out of his hands and scattered on the floor. Groaning and mentally noting to severely punishing the guest that Axel, Demyx, and Roxas had begged so hard for her to stay in the castle. As Xemnas pondered what pain to inflict while picking up the reports from the ground Xigbar ran by and slipped on some, landing with a loud 'THUMP' on the ground. Xemnas blinked.
"Number II…?" The surfer-ninja-pirate-dude lifted his head and narrowed his eye.
"Yeah, dude?"
"Why were you chasing Kitty?" Xigbar growled and stood up.
"For reasons unspeakable." Leaving Xemnas to think about what that could have meant, the Freeshooter brushed some dust off his coat and running back off to chase his target.
FLASHBACK
It really was a wild party. No one was stumbling on their feet yet, which was normally a good thing. The stiffer members, meaning Xemnas, Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Saix, and Marluxia, weren't attending, in fear of them either waking up the next morning with no memory of the previous night of getting a few bottles smashed on their heads. Unfortunately, even from the top floor you could hear the blasting bass of the music.
"Hey Xiggy, wanna dance?" Kitty, the newest resident of the Castle that Never Was, had only just recently appeared at the castle door. Axel and Demyx, seeing potential as a crazy and fun new castle-mate literally got on their hands and knees just to make Xemnas let her stay. Xemnas, reluctantly, accepted, but put restraints on for safety. Anyway, back to the party.
"Sure, Kitty!" Xigbar nodded. Kitty smiled evilly.
"Axel, you know what song! Care to do the rap?" The redhead shook his head and grinned.
"Sorry Kitty, I'm not degrading myself that much." She frowned.
"Get Demyx too?"
"Will do!" Axel slid over to the stereo and changed it to Fergie's Fergalicious.
Noticing the song, Larxene grinned and turned to Demyx and Axel, who were standing in front of the stereo.
"I can't believe this is actually happening!" Number XII looked around for the feline/human hybrid, but she was nowhere in sight.
"Oh, you've got to be kidding me."
"Nope!" A voice chirped, and Kitty walked in the door where Larxene was looking for her. In her hand was a camera.
"Okay, Demyx! Let it rip!" She turned on the recording device and zoomed in on Demyx, who started to mess up the lyrics.
Xiggalicious def- Xiggalicious def-Xiggalicious def-(echo)
Xiggalicious definition make them girls go crazy
They always claim to know him, comin' to him, call him Xiggeh,
He's X to the I, G, B the A the R, and ain't no other man can put it down like that,
He's Xiggalicious.
And so on. And Kitty got Xigbar dancing to it all on tape.
Which brings us to our situation now. Demyx and Axel had slipped the tape under his door at unhealthy hours of the night, and Xigbar had the nerve to watch it the next morning. Obviously, this had all been Kitty's idea.
And it was.