Welcome to Another Day in the World of...
P O K E M O N
Tenshi_Mew2's attempt at a comedy. A poke at mindless repetition and stupidity, and why we need it. Also a blatant excuse to cash-in on the sexual fear of teens by cracking very bad jokes.
THE SCENE- The gang have just woken up, the sun is shining and they are exploring a nice tropical island.
MISTY- Where the hell are we, anyway?
ASH- Oh look, a Pokemon!
TRACY- Wow, I've never seen one like that before, I wonder how impressed Prof. Oak will be when he sees my sketches.
ASH- What, the ones of the naked women frolicking with you?
TRACY- **blushes** Hey! How the hell did you know...I mean...what are you talking about?
MISTY- Why the hell are you always trying to get in Prof. Oak's panties anyway?
ASH- Oh, look a Pokemon!
PIKACHU- Pika! **no dumbass that is a rock**
TRACY- Wow, I've never seen one like that before! I'm just going to make a quick sketch to show Prof. Oak
ASH- Oh look, a Pokemon!
MISTY- No dumbass, that is Team Rocket
TRACY- Wow, I've never seen one like that before! I'll just do a quick sketch-
MISTY- Shut up, dumbass
ASH- Why aren't they saying their dumb, stupid motto yet?
JAMES- Huh? Dumb? Stupid?
JESSI- We just wanted to see if the author could use actual original dialogue to fill up space, rather than cutting and pasting the same sentences over and over again.
ASH- Oh look! A Pokemon!
MEOWTH- Where?
JAMES- **sighs** But what do we do now?
JESSI- You know, I think we wasted all our time by saying our motto and never concentrated on what we actually wanted to do.
MEOWTH- Right on!
JAMES- So what are we gonna do now?
**Team Rocket pause to think**
MEOWTH- I hear there is a good B&D dungeon around here somewhere
JAMES- Yeah? I know a mighty fine strip club.
JESSI- No wait, I know an awesome backyard operation where you get everything you want cheap. They make everything on site.
MEOWTH- **evil laugh** see ya around, losers!
TRACY- Say, aren't Team Rocket acting kinda strange?
MISTY- No, they are acting like normal teenagers to me.
ASH- Oh look, a Pokemon!
MISTY- That is Pikachu
TRACY- Wow, I've never seen one like that before! I'm just going to make a quick sketch to show Prof. Oak
MISTY- Tracy you see Pikachu every day.
PIKACHU- Pika! **so do not get your perverted hands near me you hentai freak**
ASH- Oh look, a-
MISTY- If you say that again I will kill you.
ASH- Oh look, a handsome older man
TRACY- WHERE?!
MISTY- **looks around** Shut up Ash you little weed. There is not.
ASH- But every time that there is it is an excuse to deepen our relationship and keep the teenage viewers happy
MISTY- **narrows eyes suspiciously** Viewers? **whirls around violently** Who is viewing us? Tracy are you putting us on webcam again?
TRACY- No, but if I did and the internet community saw what you two do at night I bet I would get plenty of hits to my web site.
MISTY- But they are just watching what you do at night, which explains the lack of hits
TRACY- **blushes** Life dealt me a good hand, OK?
MISTY- **blocks her ears and squeezes eyes shut** Oh my God! That is far too graphic...ugh, I can't handle this.
ASH- I don't understand
TRACY- OK, Ash, come into the bushes with me and then you will understand
MISTY- Is it just me or has this gone downhill?
ASH-**pauses thoughtfully** Oh look, a Pokemon!
TRACY- Um...excuse me a moment...I think I need to go into those bushes there...
MISTY- **looks pale and ill**
ASH- **runs over to Tracy** Hey man, what are you doing there...OH MY GOD! Is that what you do when you reach maturity?
PIKACU- Pika! **You won't need to do that because you will be doing something, OK, well, someone else**
MISTY- Ash, don't watch him! And Tracy, stop that!
TRACY- Oh no, Ash, please stay, it kind of turns me on when people watch
ASH- **shuts his eyes** There is no way I would ever watch him fondle himself in the bushes
TRACY- Hey Ash there is a Pokemon in here!
**ASH runs into the bushes to see**
ASH- AAAGHHH! I saw it all **sobs**...ugh...**begins clawing at his eyes**
MISTY- You have warped this poor young boy. He will never have normal sexual desires now.
TRACY- Well is he is sleeping with you he obviously hasn't got any anyway.
ASH- **brightens up** Oh, look, a Pokemon!
TRACY- Actually, judging by the excitement on his face when he sees a Pokemon, I think perhaps I have warped him a little. **steps out of the bushes**
MISTY- Can we please forget what just happened?
TRACY- We tend to forget everything at the end of each episode anyway.
MISTY- So will the Space Time Continuum repair the damage and restore everything to back to normal at the end of this episode?
TRACY- I think so.
ASH- Then I will forget the sight of Tracy holding himself?
MISTY- I hope so
TRACY- Oh if you are going to forget anyway, Ash, come into the bushes with me.
ASH- OK. **pauses** Oh I know what is wrong with Misty, she wants to join in
TRACY- OK, Misty, come into the bushes with us
**everybody does so**
**Pikachu grins and produces a video camera**
PIKACHU- Pika! **Now whose website will get all the hits?**
THE END
That sucked.
Love,
Tenshi_Mew2