this is johnny he owns a a five star bar called the character crusade your favorite
characters are known to stop by for a drink they share stories sometimes they share
secrets cause as far as we know what the bartender hears is confidential right?
so i'm sitting in a bar waiting then i see a unusal guesst ronald mcdonald
he sits there orders a drink and i ask mr r what are you doing here he says well you
remember those old characters that used to be with me in commercials?
i say yes of course he says well i found what happened what really happened
i say oh what hapened did they die or something? in a way yes see birdy i found her
body in a chicken boiler i say oh my gosh that's horrible yeah turns out they were
using her to make the mcnuggets mcnuggets are made with birdy's corpse i drop a
glass oh my gosh you have to do something about it he says i did i found out the
culprit behind that oh i said yeah it was the hamburglar he said i gasp what did you do
to him ronald just smiled and held up what looked liked the hamburglar's head and i
am just surprised i'm like oh my god he's like yep he's gone and it's a good thing too
that guy would just escape prison not only that but he also pushed mac tonight off a
building grinded grimace into meat shot mayor mccheese ate officer big mac and
electrocuted the professor oh did you try to kill you if so how let's just say it was the
texas chainsaw massacre all over again i ask did he try to fry the fry guys yeah he did
but i was lucky to save them they're now in a better home yeah i'm just sad poor
sundae he pays for his drink and leaves i tell ya you see alot of strange things at the
bar you see a lot of strange things as a bartender that's no lie i swear by it