A/N: Wow, I'm spamming tonight sorry! Just getting tons of prompts so I'm happy! This is probably the end of this, I don't really know how to continue it. Read & review!
"Rory! Rory come out here!"
Rory heard Amy screaming from the door of their house and runs downstairs. He tripped over the steps as he rushed to protect his beloved wife.
"What, Amy, what is it?" he gasped when he arrived in their entrance room.
Amy was with another woman. The visitor was gorgeous, statuesque, and….not wearing very much clothing. She was in a tiny dress that he was sure was not legal to be wearing. He found himself staring, not sure what exactly was happening.
"Um, Amy, there's a woman here.." he trailed off.
Amy glared at him. "I know that, stupid! Who is she? She said she belongs to you then barged right in here!" Amy slapped his arm not before continuing to insult the guest.
"AND get this—she says she knows the Doctor! Says he bought her. Mad! Completely mad!" Amy ranted, "When has the Doctor ever given you a gift? Never! Mental, this one."
Rory gulped. Could it be…no! Of course not. It wasn't possible. Then again half of his life couldn't be possible. The Doctor showed him there is no such thing.
"Amy..Amy, stop." Rory hesitantly began. "I.. I think you should go check outside."
Amy gave him a look crossed between confusion and irritation. Rory was sure this was going to get ugly quickly.
"There was nothing there, stupid face. Can we get this woman out of here?" Amy retorted from outside the flat.
Rory took a deep breath and let it out.
"This woman is my car."
Amy looked horrified but the intruder smiled.
She ran to hug Rory. "Oh, you know me! You love me! Remember, you said you wished I was real because you love me so much! You said you would marry me!"
Rory really wished she would stop talking. He didn't know cars could be so chatty.
"Yes, yes.." he mumbled while attempting to shut her up.
"HOLD ON, WHAT?" Amy roared. "Get off him, you stupid—-" she screamed while she tore the two apart.
"Rory you have got a lot of explaining to do!"