3:41 a.m.
Katrina Barancik
Disclaimer: Um, I still don't own Final Fantasy, so please, Square, don't sue me.
Rating: PG, language
Summary: The gang can't sleep
Author's Note: Wheeeeeeeeeeee! That is all.
(Midgar's New Hotel-Cloud and Cid's room)
Cloud: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall
Cid: I thought you already sang this one.
Cloud: I did, twice
Cid: Let's go to the lobby, Cloud
(Lobby-Everyone present)
Cid: What the %&$#*! Why's everyone awake
Tifa: Maybe it's because Yuffie snores so loud
Yuffie: Or maybe it's because somebody keeps talking to herself.
Reeve: This sucks!
Cid: How are we supposed to fight evil when we haven't had any damn sleep
Berret: Evil? Oh, you mean that guy who keeps leaving eggs on your door step?
Cid: I keep stepping on them when I go out to get the paper.
Vincent: What time is it?
(Everyone looks at each other for the answer)
Cloud: Does any one even have a watch?
Yuffie: Aparently not.
Reeve: I do, but Elena took to time how fast Reno could take off his pants, turn them inside-out, and then put them back on
Vincent: Where are the Turks?
Cid: Midgar's new ice-skating rink
Yuffie: This early?
Vincent: I think they may be a little strange
(Enter bellhop)
Bellhop: Is something wrong?
Cid: Yeah, the vicous mutant squirrls are attacking the upstairs
Bellhop: I better call the manager
(Exit Bellhop)
Cid: It's so much fun messing with people
Tifa: Hey, Reeve, why don't you sing us a song
Reeve: Uh….Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip that started on this tropic port aboard this tiny ship.
Berret: What the hell are you singing?
Reeve: The Giligan's Island theme song
Yuffie: Hey, Vince, I know something that'll get us tired.
Vincent: What? (Yuffie whispers into his ear) Okay, that sounds like fun!
(Exit Vincent and Yuffie)
Cloud: I don't even want to know what she whispered to him
Tifa: Let's run around in circles untill we get tired
Cloud: That sounds good, right guys
Cid/Berret/Reeve:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Cloud: Guys? Hey, Tifa, can you believe they fell asleep?
Tifa: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Cloud: Damn it! Now what do I do? (thinks) Ouch, that hurt.
(Enter Manager)
Manager: Where are these mutant squirrels?
Cid(in his sleep): I want a lollipop
Cloud: They ran away.
Manager: Oh. Well then, what can I do for you?
Cloud: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Manager: Well then. Never mind. I'll just find those mutant squirrels.
The End
Note: Okay, so I didn't explain how they fell asleep. I personally like to think it's just because they were all together and they felt comfortable enough to sleep. Oh, yeah, I'm a big Yuffie/Vincent fan. If you're not then I hope you don't mind the little blurb about them going to sleep together.