Sneaky little Hobbits

Chapter 1

Pippin and Merry are finally back in hobbiton after the end of the fellowship journey ended. They have rested a lot since then so they are ready to do more activity like before the journey. So they plan to go to Frodo's house to see how he is doing.

"FRODO!!!... FRODO. ARE YOU HOME FRODO?" Pippin yells after knocking at the door a few times

"Pippin, calm the heck down. It may take a while for him to come. He may be doing something important. Frodo did say he wanted to start on a new book you know." Merry says with a calmer voice

"I'm coming guys." Frodo says with a furious voice. "Hey guys. Come in, come in. Do want anything. Tea, bread, what?"

"Tea would be fine with me thanks." Merry said with a smile on his face.

"Same here." Pippin says copying Merry.

"So. What do you guys need?" Frodo says as he prepares some hot tea on the wood stove.

"We just wanted to see how you are doing. We were about to go on a little journey" Merry takes the cup Frodo hands him.

"What kind of journey?"

"We are not sure. We are just going to walk around and see what we can find and do. That would be our journey."

"Well that's good. Have you seen Gandalf lately? I haven't seen him for a few days." Frodo says while taking a sip of his tea.

"I thought I had saw him yesterday passing through, but I was distracted to see if it was him or not." Pippin says as he starts tapping the table being bored. He couldn't wait till he and Merry would go on their little journey. Then he took out his pipe and started to smoke it.

"I suggest you not to smoke in my house right now. Thanks" Frodo say with a hesitated expression on his face. Pippin puts his pipe away.

"Okay. Then I will smoke it later"

"That's fine with me. Anyways. How did you get distracted Pip?"

"How else wouldn't he get distracted? He gets distracted by a lot of things no matter what we are doing." Merry laughs.

"That's true. You do get distracted a lot Pip. Admit it you have a distracting problem" He laughs along with Merry.

"I can't help it. There was some fresh mushroom patch and I didn't want it to go to waste. And it looked tasty too." Pip has an innocent look on his face like nothing is happening.

"Let's see. You are in love with mushrooms and you can't live without your pipe and weed. You need to get a new hobby or something different." Merry jokes

"Sometimes I wish that I can marry the mushrooms if that was legal. This way you guys don't have to complain about it anymore."

"Very funny Pip, but you can't marry your mushrooms. Even if it was possible." Merry finishes his tea and sets it in the sink.

"It's true. I do want to marry mushrooms. This way I don't have to deal with the ladies."

"I think you are better off with the ladies. All of them adore you and your sense of humor. They can't keep their paws off you or stop talking about you. I saw one of them staring at you at the Prancing Pony last night." Frodo in his low voice.

"She even asked me for your address and phone number." Merry laughs.

"Did you give it too her."

"No"

"Why not then?"

"I don't know. I-I-I... got nervous around her. You know how I am around some girls." Merry said shyly

"Also she couldn't stop talking about you." Frodo pours more tea in his cup for the second time in ten minutes.

"What did she say?"

"Oh see said that you were the most hansome hobbit in the Prancing Pony. She digged your hair, eyes, smile, charm and ears." Frodo said wide eyed.

"Oh really. I wonder if she is going to be there tonight. I want to give her my number and stuff."

"Ok. You do that. After you take your bath when our little journey is over."

"Deal."