"yhis boy is fucking hot" kawuroa thought
"excuse me " shinji said
"shit did i say that outloud " kawroua thoguht haha whata fuckboy
"your saying all of this out loud" shinij said
then kaworu ran the FUCK out of there
later kawora spys on shin from behind the bush shinj i is talking to rei wtf
"01101100 01100101 01100001 01110110 01100101 " rei said
"um ok so i take it you havent seen that new kid ?" shinji asked
"oh were you lookign for me " kaworu said all suave after leaping out of the bush
shinji screamed
"haha i feel the same way lets go take a shower together" kawuro said taking him to the shower
in the shower shinji was feeling all hot and bothered because kawour was talking about shinj's feelings
"i love you" kawuro said WHAT
"WHAT"shink scream
"haha i mean like beacuse its like no one likes you and liek you are all depressed and all hahahahahha"
this was awkward
to break the tension kaworu asked shinji if he wanted to go back to his place
shinji said yes (a little gay)
back at kawuro place they sleep not together ahahah and shinji is on the floor liek a hobo
"you know i think i should join you down there I MEAN WE SHOULD SWITCH YOU SHOULD HAVE THE BED HAHA"kawrua said
"im so hard rn" shinji whispered
kawra didnt hear tho he was an old man and had bad hearing
shinji was falling asleep then that bitch ass boy woke him up by saying
"you know i think i was born to meet you"
"uh same" shinji didnt know what else to say
the next day
"haha ok time to wreak this shit" kawroa say then do the fucking at feild
EVERYONE FLIPS A TIT
kawroa take the 2nd eva and gos to the adam O SHTI
shinji is sent after but he dont know its kawroa i think its been a while
shinji fights then FUCK IT IS KAWURO
"hey bea sorry i gotta fuck shit up" kawuro say and blows a kiss
"WHY THIS"shinji say and cry what a piss baby
rei's there and she does something? and she say " 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101010 01101001 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100111 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110100 01110100 01100001 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101101"
shinji crying but he gotta do this she takes karowra in hand kinda like they are holding hand aw
"fuck you bitch" shinji say and pops kawrau's head off like a flower you know
the end shinji cries