Once apon a time, Shrek went to the park. Shrek met an elderly lady, and told her a joke about onions and their many layers. The woman replied "WOW, My BOOBIES are like layers". Shrek says, "how so b1tch" She replies "They make you cry". They go home and do sum fuk. Shreks eshrektion rips her house in half. She is buried in rubble. Shrek is nao a killer.