That Wasn't Me!

Disclaimer: I do not own the created ideas, characters, or situations owned by Dan Schneider.

Description: We all know that Shelby Marx is an exact replica of Tori, right? Well our dear Jade, pray for her, didn't know that at all! And now... Well... She ended up taking the wrong girl to bed, that girl being Tori. Starts out with Shade but ends as Jori! Rated M for Sexual Situations and Profanity.

Rating: M

Words: 1,782

AN: I know, I know, Shade right? Well I just thought of this and I was like... 'Shade sounds like a REALLY good relationship'. Think about it, a tougher form of Tori as Jade's girlfriend. We ALL know what kind of rough sex they must be havin'! And well,when you think about it... Shelby can kind off calm Jade down a little. She's like the bite behind the bark. Yeah, okay. Well, this story will end as Jori but I hope I made a new revolution for a shipping! I don't think that there are ANY Shade stories out there at all... So I'm the first! YAY! Well, I really hope you enjoy and I'll see you at the bottom, hon'!

"Hey babe... Wait, whats wrong? Look, I know I came a little late but I had to handle some business, family business. You see my sis-"

"I don't give a damn about that right now! How the hell do you go from, 'What's wrong?' to 'It's all about me', huh? For one damn moment, just one, I want you to be worried about me! Goddammit." Jade sat in the right of the booth, as far as she could go. She had been waiting nearly a hour for her girlfriend to arrive and she was utterly pissed. She did this every time, it never failed. Whenever Jade would plan a special day for the one she wanted to spend it with, it always came to bite her in the ass. Yes, she knew her other half was a busy teen but there had to be a threshold. Sometimes you had to sacrifice a little to give a little, and Jade was that little.

"Look, I know I'm late and it won't happen again babe, I swear it. I just had to make sure that my sis-" The young fighter was cut off by her feisty girlfriend.

"Here you go again! Making it about you! Wasn't it not too long ago you asked what was wrong with me? Now you go making assumptions to why I'm angry. What if I was mad because my Dad died or because I got a bad grade or because I wasn't happy with our relationship, huh? What about that?" Jade wasn't aware of half the things that were flying out of her mouth. When she was in her rage mode there was no going back. She just acted and she wasn't ashamed off it. She knew Shelby was used to it so there was no need for change but on the other hand, the other girl did need to change.

"I know hun' but- Wait... Your not happy with our relationship?" The Latina quirked a brow and crossed her arms. Where the hell did that come from? She had only been there for not even ten minutes and already her love wanted to break up with her. Something was most definitely wrong. Throughout their relationship, Jade may have complained, or yelled, or argued, and even threw a punch but she never threatened their relationship.

Jade on the other hand wasn't surprised she said what she did. Yes, she was a little unhappy with there but she knew it could be fixed. She loved this girl, she loved her. She loved her hands, and her tongue, and her mouth, and the sex. She loved her, right? They had been together for nearly a year now and Jade decided that Shelby may be the one. The one she wanted to spend the rest of her nights in bed with and she was certain that she didn't want it to end. All the girl needed to do was get her act together. A little time on the side with her special girl wouldn't hurt anybody.

"You know that's not what I meant! I just want you so bad, I-I miss you Shelly." The blue-eyed vixen looked away from the other girl and tugged on the cuff of her jacket. Shelby knew what that meant. It meant she needed to fix things and fast. She hated when Jade did that, looked so vulnerable. Even though she tried to hide it Shelby could see right through it all. The little charade Jade put on with everyone didn't work on her, she wasn't just anybody.

"Baby, look at me." The Goth refused to look back. She continued to tug on her cuff and look away, now wasn't the time. Didn't the girl she was not in the mood? She had already done enough and right now she was ready to kick some ass.

Shelby slid next to Jade and wrapped a tan arm over her shoulder, leaning in towards the girl's ear to blow in it. Jade immediately giggled and playfully pushed the fighter away. She knew that tickled her but it wouldn't solve everything, Shelby knew.

"Now that I got that frown off your face, will you tell me what's wrong? You know I'll fix it right, promise." Jade rolled her eyes. Shelby always promised but she never kept them! It was not as assuring as she thought it was but Jade never said anything about it. Shelby tried, she did and Jade knew that but she needed her too. She didn't like the embarrassment of sitting in a fancy restaurant alone or when the waiter would come by repeatedly to ask her if she was ready to order. She wasn't asking for much, just what she deserved.

"You say that every time but you continue to do it."

"Do what sweetie?"

"Come late! Each time I plan a day for us to be together you either don't show or come late. I can't take it anymore Shelby!" Jade told a half truth. Yes, her girlfriend coming late was part of the problem but it wasn't the whole problem. They hadn't been spending time with each other at all and barely had time to do anything. Time to talk, or kiss, or lay in the bed hugging with Jade pretending she didn't enjoy it, or the things that came after the hugging and teasing. Jade wanted it all back but just as soon as Shelby's career hit it's peak, nothing has been the same.

"That's not all of it, is it?" Shelby could tell. Jade may be a good actor but she was a terrible liar. She could probably put it over some strangers head but not hers. Like Jade would say, her head was just too big for that.

"Well, no. I kind of miss you a little. Especially at night, when I'm alone, in my bed, flustered and all..." Immediately Shelby understood. Her love was horny! Sure they had good sex but they hadn't been doing it lately. Her job had gotten in the way and she wasn't able to... Please her love like she used to. And maybe she did feel the same... Just a little. Okay more than a little.

"Oh! Your horny! You wanna' get some!" Just then, a few customers looked over their way to stare at them but when Jade glared, they all turned back.

"Could you be any louder? People are starting to stare! Your so fucking hopeless." Jade rolled her eyes but didn't stop smiling. No matter how annoyed she got by her other half it never ceased to amuse her. The girl was just so... Attracting. Yes, it was hard to explain but that's what she felt. Attracted to her, which meant she loved her.

"You know you love me, hun'." Shelby brought the raven-haired girl close and nuzzled the crook of her neck. Jade sighed and wrapped both her arms over her shoulders.

"I know but we have to find some time together baby. I don't like the way it is now so yeah, fix it." Shelby chuckled and hummed in response and the small quake made Jade stifle a moan, After so long without being satisfied, she was ready for anything. She even considered using the vegetables in her refrigerator as a substitute. Yes, she was ashamed but could you blame her? She was a teen! Her hormones were all over the place and right now they were humping and bumping everywhere. The little fuckers had to give.

"Mmn, I'm serious Shelly. How about this week on Friday? Yeah, that's perfect. The end of the week and no one to bother us. I'll make sure to be at your house so don't worry, I have the key to the door anyway."

"But my sis-"

"No! Friday, make sure your there alright? Good." Jade rose from her seat, grabbing her messenger bag along the way. She ignored her girlfriends pouted face as she readied herself to leave. All the while, Shelby sat there stuttering 'But's but it was too late, Jade was already out the door by the time she got the words out of her mouth.

"B-But I won't be there and my sister is visiting... Jade! Jade! Uh this girl."

AN: This is just a teaser to the rest of the small story. It won't be long, only two chapters and I don't plan on prolonging it in any way, unless I needed to cram in one chapter for some reason. I just got this idea and I know it's a little all over the place but I thought it would work. How do you like the new relationship? I know, it's odd but I like how it works. Some of you may feel differently but you'll get used to it because Shelby's a more dominate version of Tori. I know you guys are kinky too? Don't act all innocent! Well, I have to go now and I will be back! Please make sure to review and tell me how you like it. Remember to have a great day, evening, or night.

PS: I love you!