Happy FMA Day! By: Annie May Detective
Idea: On October third, what does the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist do to celebrate?
Ed:
"I got a rock. Take it, or leave it."
Al:
"I made these cookies; and got this ADORABLE kitty cat. And*continues on for five minutes*."
Winry:
*Winry is found on the floor; dead*
HOORAY!
Mustang:
… I didn't catch you on fire since its raining. Be happy.
Hawkeye:
"*something with rifles I'm sure*"
Hughes:
WAIT? HUGHES?
"Yeah me!"
Hughes come back to life; as a zombie?
"I'm NOT a zombie."
Human transmutation?
"Arg, I give up…."
7 Sins:
"We baked you a pie!"
Oh boy; what flavor?
"Death flavor!"
Didn't see that one coming…
Izumi:
"I didn't kick your as-"
ACRONS! ACORNS!
"What ever."
Ling Yao:
"I spent your… money."
That's not a gift.
"I DIDN'T COME PREPARED; OKAY?"
Grumpy pants the second….
Military:
"We did something funny… But you missed it…"
Father:
*is still dead*
YAY!
Armstrong:
*gives fangirls the sparkle hug*
Only he is allowed to sparkle!
Hohenheim:
"Yeah, I don't really have a personality that appeals to everyone… So I'll do nothing."
Party pooper….
Russell:
JUST DO THE HAIR SWOOP!
"Do I LOOK emo?"
DO IT!
"Fine…" Proceeds to do the epic hair swoop.
Fletcher:
"I'll cuddle."
Heck yes.
Shou Tucker:
*brings back Nina somehow*
AND!
*commits suicide*
AND!
*?*
EXACTLY!
Oliver (Armstrong):
*smiles in a serial killer way* "I'll spare you."
YAY! We don't die!
May Chang:
BEAR CAT PARTY TIME!
"Wait… WHAT?"
Barry The Chopper:
*doesn't do anything*
I love you.
Roze:
*doesn't whine*
BECAUSE SHE IS ALSO DEAD!
A/N: Ha ha, rushed little story. Hope you liked reading it as I liked writing it!