A/N: This is literally a story where it goes all out, anything goes. Basically, writers having fun. And the writing will make sure that it keeps going in a certain way. If it might seem outrageous, then yeah, we would do it. For now, just enjoy the mess of Grimm X Human fun...for the grimm only, though. Yeah, this has extreme content so only read if you want to.
"No. The worst girl you had was the bitch from Vale. She wouldn't shut up and spent less time banging you and more on the catalog. You think she was married to that thing," Tyrannis Despotic says grinning pervertedly as he looks to his buddy nearby as they drank down from cider. Depeculo leaning against his chair. His trusty sword and rifle. Though his buddy always wonders how he lived this long with a shield to go along with it and the only answer was it would slow him down.
"Well, yours quit on you. She figured something was up and I know it too," his friend says rolling his eyes.
"Geez, you think I have a bottle of chloroform in my backpack. Well…" Tyrannis stops and looks around before leaning in. "I would totally use it to bag me that bartender. She's fucking hot," he whispers nodding his head to the busty bartender as she cleans the counter.
"Man, don't be a creep. You won't get paid. In fact, you won't even see the light of day," his friend says smirking.
Tyrannis grins as he moves his low purple hair of his view. "Only because it was fucking amazing to do the crime."
"Don't you have a job by the way?" his friend asks curiously. Seeing the clock on the wall hit almost six.
"Oh shit!" Tyrannis yells as he chugs down the last of his cider and grabs Depeculo before rushing out. His friend holding up a backpack by the strap as Tyrannis rushes back around him and grabs the pack before rushing out again. "See you next town!" he yells behind him.
His friend only huffs before seeing some girls who were staring at him and smirks as he gives a wink. Having some smile only gave him a shot again.
Tyrannis pants heavily as he kept running to the site of the job. Deep in the forest was a large beowolf that has been bothering the farmers. Though no on wanted to take this one because it was in the cave systems nearby and no one wanted to become lost in that mess of a maze. Well, except this idiot.
"Here wolfy, wolfy, wolfy. I got a nice big bone for you," Tyrannis calls out teasingly as he kept his sword raised and ready for a fight. "Come on. Walking buffet to feast on," he calls out, hoping to entice the beast to come out of the cave as he kept walking towards the entrance. "Big bad beowolf doesn't want to come out and play. What a scaredy dog," he sneers as the cave comes into view.
Tyrannis's grin only grew as he kept walking into the cave and starts to hear some heavy footsteps that don't sound like his regular combat boots and baggy cargo pants that hit the ground. "Oh wolfy…" he drowns and echoes out. Hoping the beowolf was listening before the footsteps stop. Tyrannis chuckles deviously and quickly steps behind a rock jutting from the wall and waits as the footsteps start up again and get closer.
Tyrannis grips his sword as something sniffs around the corner. Only when a snout came into view as it kept sniffing, made him reel his hand back. When the snout slowly turns toward his direction did he strike. Tyrannis quickly sweeps the sword up and slices across the muzzle and made the beowolf pull back and hold it's muzzle before glaring at him with red glowing eyes, it's white claws clacking against one another with its plates clacking on the edges as well. The large wolf-like grimm roaring loudly at the intruder in its cave was enough for Tyrannis to tell this is the target.
"Wolfy, pierce yourself on this sword," Tyrannis requests humorously as he holds out his blade.
That only earned him a clawed hand crashing down where he was as he moves back. The ground breaking apart and throwing stone everywhere. Tyrannis grins and then flips his sword and makes it transform and split into a long rifle as he kneels. The beowolf roars and tries to run at him but a shot rang out through the cave as a bullet strikes the beowolf in the shoulder. The beowolf growls as its shoulder are thrown back from the force. Tyrannis using this chance to change Depeculo back into a sword and rushes forward in a thrusting motion. Tyrannis grins as his blade embeds itself into the chest of the beowolf and possibly into a lung. But he doesn't know as they could never figure that out or any part of it. The beowolf roars and knocks him away with a flick of its claws and sends him into the cave walls.
Tyrannis coughs hard and looks up to the beowolf to see his sword still stuck in the chest as it tries to claw at it and pull it out. Tyrannis uses the wall and gets up as he tries to figure out how to deal with this one now. At least it's not one strike and done with. Tyrannis rushes over to the grimm as it notices him and tries to swipe at him. Tyrannis ducks under the swipe and grabs the handle of the sword, but then felt himself fly away and hit the wall as he hangs onto the sword. The beowolf growls as it swept him away and makes blood fly as Tyrannis now has claw marks on his unarmored side.
Tyrannis groans as he tries to get back up and holds a hand to his claw mark wounds. "Fuck. Okay. Let's trying something different." The beowolf roars at him as a cloud of dark dust floats out of its wound. Tyrannis only changes his sword into a rifle again and reloads as the barrel glows and lights up. The beowolf growls and charges at him. Tyrannis fires off another shot that glowed bright white and strikes the chest again. Tyrannis grins as the wound on the chest start to ice up from the dust infused shot and reloads for another. But then loses his smile as the beowolf kept charging and bull rushes him into the wall and crushes him. Tyrannis growls to himself and brings up his rifle and shoves the barrel into the wound before firing off another shot again. The beowolf growls and roars in his face.
Tyrannis frowns as he just sees the shot just went through and out the back before reeling the rifle back and smacks the beowolf across the face and onto the wound. Tyrannis yells out as he is dropped onto the ground as the beowolf growls and scratch at its muzzle while stepping back. Tyrannis changes his rifle into a sword again and rushes up and starts to swipe across the beowolf in any way he could. Making more and more marks across the body. The beowolf roars and moves back before knocking his sword away to the side and swipes with its other claws and digs it into his side. Tyrannis groans loudly and quickly move his sword up and stab the blade into the head of the beowolf.
"Oh…fuck…" Tyrannis groans slowly as his wounds bleed. The beowolf still up before slowly leaning over to the side and drags him along with him. "Ow. Shit…" Tyrannis groans as he tries to pull himself off the claws and yells out in pain as the claws are pulled out. Blood starts to pour out quickly and rushes to stand and pull his sword out. Successfully so as he pulls it out of the dissolving grimm. But soon Tyrannis starts to lose strength and falls straight onto the grimm and falls unconscious as it kept dissolving and starts to seep into his wounds.
Tyrannis groans as he slowly opens his eyes. "Shit. I really need a team for this shit."
Tyrannis huffs as he starts to stand and then notices something wrong. "Why is this grimm still here?" Tyrannis asks confused seeing a clawed hand like the beowolf. Getting up more, he starts to notice the claw hand move and follows it to see it was his own arm as it became connected to him. "Oh…" Tyrannis groans worriedly and looks more to himself and his body. Starting to notice the fur and different body shape. Almost looking like the beowolf and reaches up a clawed hand to his head and feels the bone plates. "Oh…shit…" Tyrannis groans and starts to stand before growling to himself and blinks. "That's me? Shit."
Tyrannis looks around the ground and doesn't see the grimm he fought. Only his sword covered in blood from him. Picking it up, he finds the new clawed hand getting in the way of holding it perfectly as the claws get in the way and now only has one thing on his mind. "How the heck am I going to get paid?"