(The camera faces a scenic view of Lake Wawanakwa, when Chris Mclean pops in front.)
CHRIS: Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now. Here's the deal, thirty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here in this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the Boat of Losers, and leave (laugh) Total Drama Island for good! (Camera switches to show campfire pit) Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will recieve a marshmallow. (Chris picks up a stick and eats the marshmallow off it) In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame, and small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle (Camera switch to swarm of flies being swatted by a bear) black flies, (Camera zooms out to show bear roaring) Grizzly bears, (Camera switch to bowl of talking food) disgusting camp food..
CAMP FOOD: Hey now!
CHRIS: And, each other. (Various cameras around the island are shown) Every moment will be caught by one of the hundred cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Who will come out on top? Find out here, right now, on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
(Camera zooms out to show entire island)
(OPENING INTRO)
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine, (shows OWEN leaping off the cliff and into the water, making a huge splash.)
You guys are on my mind (The splash hits BRIDGETTE and GWEN, who are relaxing on surfboards above OWEN.)
You asked me what I wanted to be (The camera pans to the beach where OWEN's wave crashes, TYLER and EVA are exercising, NOAH is reading a book, while ELIZABETH and CODY are talking excitedly. MAC and GEOFF jump over them from the dock with skateboards.)
And now I think the answer is plain to see (DJ is in the forest surrounded by animals as MAC and GEOFF skate by him)
I wanna be famous (IVY and AUGUST throw a rock at the animals, which make them attack DJ, who runs away. DUNCAN laughs, while JADA glares at him.)
I wanna live close to the sun (COURTNEY and HEATHER are in an inflatable raft, hitting each other. The raft falls off the waterfall.)
So pack your bags cause I've already won (HAROLD is doing ninja moves on a log in front of the waterfall, where IZZY swings into him on a vine)
Everything to prove nothing in my way (IZZY and HAROLD smash into the outhouse which LINDSAY falls out of, in just her pink underwear.)
I'll get there one day (The camera pans to CHEF cooking in the kitchen, ZEKE and COLIN share scared faces as they are tied up. )
'Cause I wanna be famous (SADIE and KATIE scream as they run out the kitchen door.)
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ( SADIE and KATIE run past JUSTIN, who is on the beach admiring himself in the mirror, while BETH stops her twirling to stare at him.)
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous (The camera pans to the dock where ALIYAH is acting out BETH's reaction, and LESHAWNA is dancing.)
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous (A hand drags ALIYAH and LESHAWNA to the campfire where all the contestants are sitting.)
(whistling) (The screen zooms out to show ARIA and TRENT playing guitars by the campfire. As they lean into each other, CHRIS pops in the middle and the others around the campfire whistle)
CHRIS: Welcome back to Total Drama Island! All right, it's time to meet our thirty campers. We told them they'd all be staying at this five-star resort, so if they seem a little T.O'd, that's probably why.
(Camera turns to the end of the dock where a yacht has just dropped off a camper.)
CHRIS: Beth! What's up?
BETH: (Runs over to Chris and hugs him) It's so crazy to meet you! (Steps back) Wow... you're much shorter in real life! (Smiles and waves towards the camera)
CHRIS: (Brushes his shirt off) Uh... thanks...
(Camera turns to the end of the dock where a yacht has just dropped off another camper, Jada. She is wearing maroon high-waisted shorts, a white shirt with a blue beaded necklace, maroon sandals, and blue earrings.)
CHRIS: Jada! Our second contestant and crafting queen!
JADA: Chris McLean!
CHRIS: The one and only! (Winks at camera)
JADA: (Walks over to Beth and waves excitedly) Hi! I'm Jada!
BETH: I'm Beth!
(Camera turns to the end of the dock where a yacht has just dropped off yet another camper.)
CHRIS: Looks like we've got another camper! DJ!
DJ: Yo, Chris Mclean! (High fives Chris) How's it going? Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?
CHRIS: Yo dawg, this is it! Camp Wawanakwa!
DJ: (Grabs bags and storms towards Beth and Jada) Hmm, looked a lot different on the application form.
(Camera turns to the end of the dock, where Gwen is grabbing her luggage.)
CHRIS: Hey Gwen!
GWEN: You mean we're staying here?
CHRIS: No, you're staying here (Points behind him) My crib is thataway
GWEN: I didn't sign up for this
CHRIS: (Holds up stack of legal documents) Actually, you did
GWEN: (Grabs documents and tears them)
CHRIS: The great thing about lawyers is (Holds up new stack of legal documents) they make lots of copies.
GWEN: Jerk! (Groans, stomps over towards the other campers at the end of the dock. DJ, Jada, and Beth are all talking happily.)
(A yacht passes in front of the camera and Elizabeth steps onto the dock. She is wearing a white T-shirt with 'VOTE' written across it in red, blue jeans, and green sneakers.)
CHRIS: Okay then, here's our film nerd, Elizabeth!
ELIZABETH: Oh, uh, hi (Turns pink)
CHRIS: How you doing?
ELIZABETH: (Shy smile) I'm okay (Goes to sit on the edge of the dock by the campers)
(Camera turns to the end of the dock where Colin is standing. He has on a beige T-shirt, black jeans, and black sneakers)
CHRIS: Colin! Our, uh, new camper?
COLIN: Oh, a summer camp?
CHRIS: For you guys, I've got my own accommodations (Proud smile)
COLIN: Fun... (Drags himself to the other campers while rubbing his forehead)
JADA: Hi! I'm Jada! Isn't this SO much fun?!
COLIN: Shh (Puts his hand over her face while she is speaking) It's too early for this
(Camera turns to the water, where Geoff is dancing on a yacht. )
GEOFF: (Jumps off onto dock) Chris McLean! Sup, man! It's an honor to meet you, man!
CHRIS: Welcome to the island, man!
GEOFF: Thanks, man (High fives Chris)
GWEN: If they say man one more time, I'm going to puke
JADA: C'mon, Gwen! Cheer up a little! (Hugs her side)
GWEN: (Rolls eyes towards the camera)
CHRIS: Everybody, this is Lindsay!
(The camera switches to show a pair of cowboy boots on the deck, then pans upward to reveal Lindsay.)
CHRIS: (To the camera) Not too shabby
LINDSAY: Okay, you look so familiar!
CHRIS: I'm Chris McLean... the host of the show
LINDSAY: Oh that's where I know you from!
CHRIS: Uh...yeah
(The camera switches to show a different pair of shoes on the deck, then pans upward to Heather's face, the campers on the dock reflected in her sunglasses.)
CHRIS: Heather!
HEATHER: (Ignores Chris, walks over to the end of the deck.)
JADA: Hi! I'm Jada!
HEATHER: (Mock excitement) Hi! I don't care! (Shoves Jada to the side)
(While Jada recovers herself, loud music is heard. A yacht pulls up to the dock, with Duncan on board, who throws his bag onto the deck and jumps off.)
CHRIS: Duncan, dude!
DUNCAN: This isn't where we were gonna stay (Raises fist) I don't like surprises
CHRIS: Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man. He also told me to give him a holler anytime to send you back to Juvie.
DUNCAN: (Scoffs and rolls eyes, then walks to the campers.)
BETH: So you're a criminal?!
DUNCAN: No, I'm a fairy princess, Braceface
JADA: Hey! Don't talk to her like that!
DUNCAN: Why don't you make me, Doll Face
JADA: (Crosses arms and glares at Duncan)
DUNCAN: (Winks at her, then pushes Colin to take his spot. Elizabeth gives a fearful look towards the camera before a loud horn is heard.)
(The camera shifts to show a yacht speeding by the dock, with Tyler on skis behind it.)
CHRIS: TYLER!
TYLER: (Waves, then loses his balance and wipes out. He crashes into the dock, then lands in the luggage pile. As everyone cringes, his fist emerges from the pile)
CHRIS: WICKED WIPEOUT, MAN!
(As everyone fixes themselves up, Mac steps onto the deck with a blue skateboard in hand. She is wearing a blue T-shirt with a green design, a long white shirt, khaki pants, blue sneakers, and white socks.)
CHRIS: Ah, our skater chick Mackenzie's here!
MAC: (Smiles) It's just Mac (Walks over to the pile of luggage, where Tyler is still recovering.) Are you okay, dude?
TYLER: (Looks up to see Mac for the first time, and enters a dreamlike state. As she speaks to him again, no dialogue is heard, only angels' voices.)
MAC: Dude?
TYLER: (Shakes head) What?
MAC: (Laughs) I asked if you were okay, man (Helps him up)
TYLER: (Dreamy gaze) I'm just great
CHRIS: (Motions to the camera) Okay, let's get on with it people! We still have a lot more campers to meet!
(A duffel bag is thrown onto the deck, followed by numerous instrument cases. Aria then follws, jumping into the pile. She is wearing a neon green T-shirt with a colorful musical staff on it, a purple and black sleaved shirt, teal jeans, bright purple knee-high sneakers, several bracelets, black mesh fingerless gloves, and yellow stud earrings.)
CHRIS: Well, looks like we've got our musician! What's up, Aria?
ARIA: Hey, Chris! Is this where we're staying?
CHRIS: Where YOU'RE staying, actually
ARIA: Does this mean we're going to have campfires? With songs and stuff?
CHRIS: Sure?
ARIA: Cool! (Walks over to the group and high fives the friendliest campers.)
(Heavy breathing is heard, the camera turns to reveal Harold standing very close behind Chris, who yells when he sees him.)
CHRIS: (Composes himself) Welcome to camp, Harold
HAROLD: Camp? Yes! That is so much more favorable for my skills
CHRIS: (Shudders at camera)
(As the other campers move away from Harold, Trent walks on the dock towards Chris.)
CHRIS: Welcome, Trent!
TRENT: Hey, good to meet you, man! (Fist bumps Chris) So, uh, this is it? (Looks at the other campers, a mismatched group of various steryotypes.) Alrighty, then.
ARIA: (Notices the guitar case in his hand) You play, too?!
TRENT: (Smiles) Yeah
ARIA: (Slight blush) Cool
CHRIS: Are we done here?
(The camera turns to show Ivy standing on the dock, staring at her phone. She is wearing a red beanie, oversized black glasses, a white and black striped shirt, a denim jacket, a black skirt with a red belt, and short black boots.)
CHRIS: Here's our hipster, Ivy!
IVY: This is not where we were going to stay! (Shows him the phone) Where's the hot tub, the spa, anything nice at all?
CHRIS: (Laughs) Bummer, right?
IVY: (Grumpily walks over to the other campers.) No kidding!
JADA: Hi! I'm Jada
IVY: Did you make that necklace yourself?
JADA: Yeah! I have my own DIY channel online! I also made these shorts!
IVY: Not buying clothes. Neat (Takes a picture of Jada's outfit) What filter should I use?
CHRIS: Uh?
(Camera switches to the end of the dock where Bridgette has arrived, holding a surfboard. She smiles at everyone on the dock.)
BRIDGETTE: Hey, what's up?
CHRIS: All right! Our surfer, Bridgette!
IVY: A surfboard? This is a lake, not Malibu, Stacy (Eye roll)
BRIDGETTE: I thought we'd be on a beach (Everyone turns to see the beach covered in trash, where a seagull gets washed out to shore.)
CHRIS: Yes, we are!
BRIDGETTE: (Sighs sadly, then smiles) Great
(A yacht drives away in front of the camera to reveal Noah standing on the dock.)
CHRIS: Our next camper, Noah!
NOAH: Did you get the memo about my life-threatening allegies?
CHRIS: Uh, I'm sure someone did!
NOAH: Is this where we're staying?
IVY: No, we're all just standing here with our luggage 'cause we feel like it
NOAH: Wow sarcasm, haven't heard that before. (He sits down next to Elizabeth and takes out his book to read.)
(The camera then turns to the lake where Leshawna is on a boat, waving to the other contestants. They all turn at the sound of her voice.)
LESHAWNA: What's up?! Leshawna's in the house! (Walks over to Chris and high fives him) Yo, baby! How ya doing? (Turns to the campers) Feel free to quit right now 'cause I came to win!
NOAH: We all came to win, brainiac
LESHAWNA: (Ignores Noah, and greets Jada and Ivy) What's up, my sisters?! Gimme some sugar, baby! (High fives Jada)
JADA: Hi! I'm Jada! This is Ivy (Gestures to Ivy next to her)
LESHAWNA: Hey Jada, hey Ivy!
IVY: (Brushes her off and walks away)
LESHAWNA: So it's going to be like that, huh?
(Sadie and Katie are now standing on the dock together.)
CHRIS: Our next campers, Sadie and Katie! Welcome to your new home!
KATIE: Ohmygosh, Sadie! It's a summer camp!
SADIE: I always wanted to go to summer camp!
KATIE: Ohmygosh me too! (They squeal and jump with each other. Noah and Ivy block their ears, Elizabeth hides under her hair, and Colin groans.)
COLIN: WILL IT EVER BE QUIET AROUND HERE?
(The camera shifts to show Zeke standing on the dock.)
CHRIS: Zeke, what's up, man?
ZEKE: I think I see a bird? (Some campers laugh, others look confused.)
TRENT: That's just, woah. (Shakes head)
CHRIS: Okay, dude. I know you've been homeschooled, you don't get out much, so just don't say too much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay?
ZEKE: (Walks towards the other campers, but steps on Ivy's foot accidentally)
IVY: Hey! Watch it, Prairie Boy! (The camera zooms into her glare)
(A yacht passes in front of the camera as Cody steps onto the dock.)
CHRIS: Cody, the Codester, the Codemiester! (High fives Cody)
CODY: (Strides over to the group of girls on the dock) Dude, psyched to be here... I see the ladies have already arrived, all right! (Walks past a smiling Jada, a confused Elizabeth, and an annoyed Heather.)
HEATHER: As if! (Pushes him into Elizabeth)
CODY: Ah! Oh, sorry!
ELIZABETH: (Helps him up) Uh, it's okay, uh..
CODY: Cody (Smiles)
ELIZABETH: Elizabeth (They shake hands)
JADA: Hi, Cody! I'm Jada!
CODY: Oh, hi Jada (Waves and smiles awkwardly)
(A sneaker stomps onto the dock, and Eva is shown.)
CHRIS: Eva, nice... glad you could make it
EVA: (Drops bag onto the dock, crushing Colin's foot)
COLIN: Ah! What's in there? Dumbells or something?
EVA: Yes (Glares at him)
(A loud exclaim is heard from the end of the dock where Owen has arrived.)
OWEN: WOOHOO! Chris! What's happening?! (Laughing) This is awesome!
CHRIS: OWEN! WELCOME!
OWEN: (Picks up Chris, cracking bones are heard) Awesome to be here man!
CHRIS: You about finished? (A new yacht pulls up to the dock) Oh, here comes Aliyah, our actress! (Aliyah is wearing a black and white striped skirt, pink sandals, and a ruffled white shirt with a small pink heart in the corner)
ALIYAH: (Steps onto the dock) Chris Mclean! I saw you on that figure-skating show! You we're totes great!
GWEN: Totes?
CHRIS: Hey, thanks! I knew I rocked that show!
ALIYAH: Oh, you did!
CHRIS: I didn't want to be OVERconfident, you know? (A yacht pulls up to the dock, with Courtney onboard.) Oh! Courtney's here! (Helps her down from the yacht)
COURTNEY: (To Chris) Thank you. (To campers) Hi! You must be the other contestants, it's really nice to meet-
(Courtney is interrupted by August stepping onto the dock, holding a phone. He is wearing a white T-shirt with a black design, a red flannel shirt, dark grey jeans, black boots, oversized black glasses, and a grey beanie.)
AUGUST: Really? A summer camp? (Rolls eyes, takes a picture, and adds a filter)
CHRIS: You must be our other hipster. August, right?
AUGUST: (Scoff) No, it's September, actually (Rolls eyes)
CHRIS: Okay then...
IVY: Did you say OTHER HIPSTER?!
AUGUST: (Looking at Ivy) You've got to be kidding me
IVY: Nice button down, Dinosaur Neck
AUGUST: Stripes, so mainstream (Shakes head)
IVY: Well, a real hipster wouldn't wear shoes like that!
AUGUST: Those glasses aren't even hipster! Idiots on Halloween wear them to be a nerd, Half-pint! (Rolls eyes and goes back to his phone)
IVY: (Rolls up jacket sleeves) YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME SHORT!
JADA: (Trys to pull them away from each other with help from Beth and DJ) AH!
BETH: C'mon guys (Still pulling) Let's all be friends!
IVY AND AUGUST: NEVER!
(As Ivy and August glare at each other, another yacht pulls up to the dock, and Justin steps off. All campers, including the hipsters, stare dreamily at Justin.)
CHRIS: This is Justin, who we picked entirely because of his looks
JUSTIN: I can deal with that (Winks at camera, the girls and Owen sigh happily)
(The camera turns to show Izzy on a yacht, jumping around excitedly.)
CHRIS: Looks like Izzy is here!
IZZY: Hi, Chris! Hi! (Izzy trips over the railing as she leaves the yacht, hitting her chin on the edge of the dock. The campers cringe, except Heather, August, and Ivy who smirk. Izzy sinks into the lake.)
JADA: (She and Courtney run over to Izzy, and pull her out of the water) Are you okay?!
COURTNEY: Guys, she could be seriously hurt!
IZZY: That felt... good! Except for the part where I hit my chin. Is this a summer camp? Is there paper-mache here? Are we having lunch soon?!
OWEN: That is a good call!
CHRIS: First things first, we need a group photo for the promo! Everyone on the end of the dock, pronto!
(The campers group together for the photo, while Chris struggles with the camera. As he finally starts to take a picture, the dock breaks and the campers fall into the lake.)
CHRIS: Okay guys, dry off and meet at the campfire pit in ten!
(Camera switches to the campfire pit where all campers are listening to Chris.)
CHRIS: This... is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition. And maybe even your friends. The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!
DUNCAN: Excuse me, what will the sleeping arrangements be? (Gestures to Jada) I'd like to request a bunk under her
JADA: (Worried face) The're not co-ed, are they?
CHRIS: Boys stay in one side of each cabin, girls stay in the other
JADA: (Relieved face, then sticks tongue out at Duncan who winks)
LINDSAY: (Raises hand) Excuse me, Kyle... can I have a cabin with a lake view since I'm the prettiest? (August and Ivy roll their eyes)
GWEN: You've got to be kidding me
CHRIS: Okay, you are, but that's not really how it works here. And, it's Chris
NOAH: Well, this is going to be so much fun (Sarcastically)
JADA: C'mon guys (Hugs Beth and a scowling Noah) it's like a big sleepover!
CHRIS: Here's the deal, we're going to split you into two teams, if I call your name out go stand over there. (Points to back of campfire pit)
Heather
Lindsay
Ivy
August
Beth
DJ
Zeke
Jada
Trent
Aria
Owen
Courtney
Izzy
Eva
and...
Justin
CHRIS: From this moment you guys are officially (Tosses team banner to the campers but hits Lindsay in the face) THE SCREAMING GOPHERS! The rest of you over here (Gestures to rest of the campers)
Tyler
Mac
Noah
Gwen
Leshawna
Colin
Duncan
Elizabeth
Aliyah
Geoff
Bridgette
Cody
Katie
Sadie
and...
Harold
CHRIS: Move, move, move, move! You guys will officially be known as (Tosses team banner to the campers) THE KILLER BASS! Alright, campers. You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition.
(Camera switches to Chris, in the confessional)
CONFESSIONAL ( MEANS THEY ARE SPEAKING IN THE CONFESSIONAL)
CHRIS: You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking, or, just get something off you chest.
HEATHER: Based off of today, I can already tell I'm going to win
GWEN: Um, so far this sucks
TYLER: Did you see Mac? She so athletic and ahhh... (Rests head on hands, elbows on knees, and smiles into the distance)
ELIZABETH: (Nervous face) There's a lot of people here
JUSTIN: (Admires himself in his mirror)
JADA: I'm really looking forward to the next few weeks! I've already made some new friends, and the beach is full of pretty shells! I think I'll collect a few and make a bracelet! Or maybe a ring. Or maybe a necklace. Or maybe a ... (Cuts to next confessional)
LINDSAY: (Back turned) I don't get it! Where's the camera guy?
TRENT: The island is pretty cool, this summer's going to be great (Smiles)
ARIA: Okay, this summer is going to be awesome! Another musician on the island! And he's hot! I mean... he seems cool, I guess. (Tries to hide smile, happily screams)
CHRIS: All right, any questions? Cool... let's find your cabins!
(Camera shift to the cabins)
CHRIS: Gophers, you're in the East cabin, Bass you're in the West.
(The door to the Gopher cabin opens, revealing bunk beds stacked against the wall.)
HEATHER: Bunk beds? Isn't that a little summer camp?
IVY: That's the idea, genius
HEATHER: (Glares at Ivy, then smiles sneakily)
HEATHER: Ivy's snarky and rude.. maybe she can help me
BETH: I'm sharing one with Jada! (The two run and claim a bed together)
IVY: (Rolls her eyes and pulls out her phone)
(Camera shifts to show Chris, Lindsay, and Noah outside)
LINDSAY: Chip, where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straightening iron
CHRIS: There are some in the communal bathroom? (Over-smiling) Just across the way (Camera pans to the bathroom)
LINDSAY: Communal bathrooms? But I'm not Catholic! (Confused look)
CHRIS: Not communion, communal!
NOAH: We shower together, moron
LINDSAY: (Eyes water, then yells out loudly) AWW NO C'MON
TRENT: (Eyeing Aria) Hey, Chris? Is there a chaperone in this facility?
CHRIS: You're all sixteen years old, as old as a CIT in a regular summer camp. So, other than myself, you'll be unsupervised! You've got half an hour to unpack and meet up at the main lodge, starting now!
TRENT: (Smiles) Nice!
(A loud scream is heard from a cabing, and all campers outside turn at the sound and run in. Beth, Jada, and Lindsay are all screaming at the sight of a cockroach.)
ALIYAH: AH! Kill it, kill it! (Pretends to faint)
IZZY: We can make a coat out of its fur!
NOAH: Wait.. what?!
AUGUST: (Takes a picture of the roach)
DJ: (Screams and jumps under the covers of a bed)
JADA: Don't kill it! It's innocent! (Roach moves closer to her) AH! Kill it!
(Various campers jump away from the roach, and a few climb onto stools and beds.)
COLIN: (Raises his foot and squishes the roach) There, done
GWEN: Well, that's one way to kill a cockroach
TYLER: (To Mac) I totally could've done that, you know?
MAC: (Smiles) Sure, man. (Begins talking with Izzy)
TYLER: (Smacks hand against face) Stupid!
(Camers switches to the kitchen, where Chef is yelling at the campers)
CHEF: Listen up! I serve it three times a day, and you'll eat it three times a day! Grab your tray, get some food, and sit your butts down NOW!
AUGUST: (Recieves tray) Excuse me, is this organic?
CHEF: (Glares at August)
AUGUST: I'm taking that as a no (Begins to snap pictures of his food)
COLIN: (Walks up to Chef and gets a tray)
CHEF: Hey, scrawny kid! (Plops extra meat onto his tray)
COLIN: Uh... thanks
(The teams are all 'enjoying' lunch when Chris walks in.)
CHRIS: Welcom, to the main lodge!
MAC: Hey, dude, can we order a pizza or something?
GEOFF: Yeah, brah! (High fives her)
CHEF: (Throws a knife at Mac, who ducks in time)
MAC: Sorry, man! Nevermind! It's cool!
CHRIS: Your first challenge begins in one hour! (Walks out)
ELIZABETH: (To Cody) What do you think they'll make us do?
CODY: It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?
(Camera switches to the top of the cliff, where the campers are in swmiwear. The camera then pulls back to show the full height of the cliff.)
DUNCAN: Oh *BLEEP*
(Camera switches to Chris, standing on the dock)
CHRIS: Next time, on Total Drama Island!
End credits