A/N: Mainly wrote this out of boredom ^^. Latin American Countries.~Enjoy!


Chapter 1.

"Despiertate!"

Splash!

Venezuela woke with a start.

"Ah! Quien-Ecuador? What's with you dumbass, why'd you wake me up like that!" he snapped getting to his feet ignoring the fact he almost cursed in Spanish at his brother. Ecuador stared at Venezuela for a second then glared and pouted.

'I didn't think he would be that mad' Ecuador thought to himself. 'Even Colombia doesn't get mad over this . . .'

"If I made him mad he won't tell me where's Peru and I won't get any ceviche!" he muttered to himself smacking his head on the tree his older brother had just been napping under.

"You just HAD to use cold water didn't y- uh Ecu? Qué estás haciendo?" asked Venezuela looking at the brunette.

"Nada! Um, nothing at all!" said Ecuador shaking his head as some of his brown hair fell on his eyes revealing only half of his face.

" . . . Mhm, sure, but anyway we're meant to be meeting Chile to hang out today remember?"

"Si me acuerdo. . . uh, when were we suppose to meet him again?" asked Ecuador.

"Half an hour I guess" replied Venezuela.

"Err yea… you mean like ahora right?" Ecuador replied pointing at his watch.

"Yep . . . carajo.," answered Venezuela. "We'd better hurry," he added.


(6 minutes later at Chile's house)

"You guys are late" Chile said looking up from his book.

"Well my dear big brother here wouldn't wake up from his nap." Ecuador said, looking at Chile.

"Well whatever. Oh and Ecuador. Peru left you some ceviche en la mesa," Chile replied putting his book away.

"Yay! My ceviche!~"

"Alright so now what?," asked Venezuela ignoring his brother.

"Callate. No se me occure nada." Chile answered in Spanish while putting on his shoes.

"Pues. ¡Piensa más! Damn it." Venezuela replied smirking at the other's face.

Chile glared "Why you-"

"Hey Chile? Do you know where Colombia's at? I wanna see mis Tortugas." Ecuador asked knowing they faught alot.

"Well… We can go to his house if you want. We're going to have to use el micro though."

"It's called an 'autobús' tonto."

"Venezuela eres unamermelada."

"Y tu Chile todavía eres un pata de vaca"

Chile's eye twitched clenching his fists.

"Don't you dare use any of my culture slang phrases!"

"Or else what?" Venezuela said challenging the pissed off Chilean.

Ecuador sighed face palming, "¡Coño…"

TBC


*Translations*

Depiertate!-Wake up!

Quien-Who

Qué estás haciendo?-What are you doing?

Nada!-Nothing!

Si me acuerdo.-Yeah I remembered.

Ahora-now

Carajo-Crap

Ceviche- is a seafood dish. Shrimp ceviche is especially popular in Ecuador, and it often has a delicious tomato sauce.

En la mesa- On the table

Callate. No se me occure nada.- Shut up. I can't think of anything."

Pues. ¡Piensa más!- Well. Think some more!

Mis Tortugsa.- My Turtles.

autobús' tonto- Bus, you idiot.

Eres un.- You are.

Amermelada -a stupid person (slang used in Chile)

Y tu Chile todavía eres un pata de vaca- And you Chile still have bad intentions.

¡Coño- Damn, Stingy, tight-fisted,shit, etc.(slang used in some latin countries)


A/N: Like I said this was all out of boredom haha. Review!~