Disclaimer: I don't own anything… waaaaaaaah!
A/N: Okay, I typed this in like 11.5 seconds, but I hope little Pip's message still gets across!
LONG LIVE PIPPIN'S USEFULNESS!
Useful
(To the tune of "Beautiful" by Christina Aguleria.)
Sung by Peregrin Took.
(Pippin is seen sitting on a wooden stool on a stage. Dim lights come on as he lifts his head to sing into the microphone.)
Everyday is so peaceful
And suddenly, it's not about me
Now and then, I feel unimportant
I get no fame, I'm so ashamed
I am useful, no matter what you say
Actions can't bring me down
I am useful, in every single way
Yes actions can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today
Too all my friends I fell emptiness
So consumed in Frodo's doom
Trying hard to fill that emptiness
The Ring is gone, and the puzzle is done
That's the way it is
Cuz I am useful no matter what you say
Actions can't bring me down
I am useful in every single way
Yes actions can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today
No matter what I do
No matter what I say
With the hobbit in his doom
Making horrible mistakes
And everywhere I go
The sun never shines
And tomorrow I might move aside
But not this time
Cuz I am useful no matter what you say
Yes actions won't bring me down
I am useful in every single way
Yes actions can't bring me down
Don't you bring me down today
So don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today…
Thank you!
(Pippin hops off the stool and walks offstage as the crowd roars with applause.)