Chapter 0.

Tsuna let out a sigh. After a long day of nothing but paperwork he was finally free to go get something to eat. Between Reborn and Lambo eating all his breakfast, his lunch being brought to him by Dino who 'casually' tripped over and dropped the entire pizza, and the lack of time to go to the kitchen and get something himself, Tsuna had learnt how to hate his life more than usual. At the age of 20 he had accepted (finally) the title of the tenth boss of the Vongola family and moved with his guardians to the hq in Italy, and even if he had been the boss for half a year already, he still couldn't get used to it.

The brunette rose from his black leather chair with a cute smile forming in his face at the thought of finally having something to eat for the first time in the day when he heard a familiar squeaky voice coming from the other side of his office's door which was then slammed with the strength of an army of Mordor orcs.

"Tsuna-san!" Oh great. It was Haru and her usual energy. Looks like food will have to wait… "Haru heard you finally started going out with Kyoko-chan! Congratulations! Sure took you!"

"Haru… stop. I know you had something to do with that." Kyoko accidentally told him that it was Haru the one who talked her into going with Tsuna on their first date.

"Hahi, you knew?"

"Of course I knew. I'm the boss." He smiled. He just had always wanted to say that. "Thank you."

"You're welcome! What are friends for?" She gave him a thumbs up and grinned from ear to ear. She couldn't be more proud of herself. After all, it wasn't just the first date; it was a lot more that had happened because of her.

"Hey, Haru, let me ask you something." Suddenly his face became a lot more serious. Well, maybe not a 'lot more serious' but at least a little bit. He sat back down and stared at the girl who was still standing by the door. "Listen, I know that you enjoy doing this whole… uh… matchmaker thing…" He sighed, unsure if that had been the right way to start. "I think it's amazing how you actually got Gokudera to admit he was gay for Yamamoto. I swear I did not see that coming even though apparently everybody else did. And I really appreciate what you just did for me…"

"Yes, I know. And, trust me, you needed my help desperately."

"Excuse me? Are you trying to tell me that I wouldn't have been able to get Kyoko-chan to go out with me without help?"

"Oh let's be honest. Why would someone like her notice someone like… well, you?"

"Ok, I'll just ignore that you just subtly called me a loser and go back to the point I was trying to make." He knew that deep down, she had a point, but she didn't mean to offend or insult or anything. It didn't matter anyways. "Aren't you tired of this?"

"Hahi? Tired of what?"

"Of always living for the needs of others while completely ignoring yours?"

"What? I don't do that!"

There was a moment of silence. "Ok, fine, I do… But Haru likes to help people! What's wrong with that!?"

"Nothing! It's just that you should try to use some of your energy to do something for yourself?"

"What are you trying to tell me?"

Of great. She was starting to get mad. He really sucked at giving advices.

"I- I mean… uh… instead of helping your friends to get boyfriends why don't you just try getting one for you?" Well, that sounded really bold.

[Insert another awkward silence here]

"Haru needs no man. Haru is a hot plate of rice who don't need no side dish." She turned around and left the office the way she entered it: slamming the poor door with all her strength.

How dare he? She didn't need a guy to be happy! But after that comment, you can bet your ass she wasn't happy. The brunette walked down the hall, turned around the corner, opened the door to her room and locked herself there. Yes, that was how she liked things: just her and her mini-fridge.

After devouring nearly everything she could find, Haru decided she had nothing better to do than walking around in circles, as if it was going to help. Usually, when she was mad at someone, she would just call a friend and start talking about what an asshole that person was, but usually, she called Kyoko –who was amazingly good with insults –and this time, it just wouldn't do, because why the hell would a girl go on for hours calling her boyfriend a jerk?

It's not like she was mad at him. She knew he was doing it for her own good, but she still needed to let out some accumulated stress. She needed someone who would agree with her. Someone who genuinely wanted to beat the crap out of Tsuna as a form of affection.

Someone like Hibari…

Hibari turned around, wrestling with his bed sheets, for the eleventh time in five minutes. He was angry, he couldn't sleep, and that made him angrier. It was all that herbivore's fault.

Well, maybe not entirely, but he was the one who let the cow kid run around the mansion like it was an amusement park every time he 'accidentally' got hit by that cheap bazooka. Someone should really get rid of that piece of junk.

It's not like Hibari disliked kids. He liked them a lot, and he wouldn't mind having one of his own bloods. The thing is, he liked his silence better, and Lambo and silence, are not two words that can be easily put together in a sentence.

-Hibari-san~! Can I come in~?- Oh great… precisely what he needed. It was that loud woman. What the hell did she want now?

There was no response.

She took it as a 'yes, come in. You look lovely today' and opened the door without knocking again.

-Say, do you feel like biting someone to death today? Even If just a little bit?- She grinned and jumped on his bed, taking a seat next to him.

There was still no answer.

-Haru will show you how to bit someone to death, woman style~ what do you say? -She tried poking his cheek to see if there was any reaction.

He slowly turned around and looked at her. He would never admit it, but she never ceased to amuse him somehow. She was strong, in her own ways, and she could easily win an argument without any need for violence, which was quite admirable. He still remembered how some years ago, she had taught him the 'power of teenage girls' –or so she called it- which consisted basically in looking at some random stranger, start giggling and walk past him/her, and then watch said person drown in misery and loose all self-esteem. She said it worked even on the most confident men on earth, but it's not like he ever tried doing that; mainly because he was not a teenage girl.

-If by 'woman style' you mean talking about how much you hate someone for the rest of the afternoon you can go get some of your friends to do that with you and leave me alone.

-Well Haru was going to ask Kyoko-chan- she pouted.- but she's going out with Tsuna-san now and I don't think she would be happy to hear the things Haru has to say about him…

There was a moment of silence. If Hibari had an on/off switch, with that sentence, Haru had just pressed it.

-I'll listen.- He finally said with a smirk. If he couldn't sleep, he might as well have some fun.

Ok, this isn't the first chapter, just so you know. It's more like the introduction of how those two start hanging out...

anyways. I really felt like writing something for these two, so i did this ^^ it's really crappy, i know, but it gets better. A friend of mine was telling me that Tsuna would make a good match-maker, so that's what he's going to be doing in this fic uwu

It won't be long... idk... depends on how it goes. I'll probably be editing this chapter later =u=

um.. so yeah

thanks for reading and reviews and critics are always appreciated :)