Jesus was sat on his cloud reading the latest issue of 'Heat' when Harry Potter flew in on his broomstick.
"Jesus, some guy is fucking shit up in 2013." He informed him "Hop on my broomstick and I'll take you there"
They went on their way through the clouds down to Pyongyang, North Korea on planet Earth. They ended up in Kim Jong Un's bathroom where he was taking a bath.
"뭐야, 이게?" He gasped standing up.
When he stood up he failed to hide his dong. Jesus and Harry Potter glanced at each other.
"It's tiny" Jesus chuckled
Kim Jong Un looked down at his little friend and back to the two commoners in his bathroom.
"제 성기에 대해 말을하는거야?"
They glanced at each other and shrugged.
"Look you know this whole nuclear thing. Can you just not?" Jesus asked him politely
"당신은 예수 아르?" Kim Jong Un asked stepping out of the bath
Harry Potter held his forehead.
"My scar!"
Kim Jong Un chuckled deeply and reached for his face revealing that he was in fact Lord Voldemort. Harry Potter whipped out his wand.
"Avada Kedavra" He screeched
Like that Kim Jong Un/Voldemort's body disappeared in a flash of light.
"Well that was easy" Jesus commented