Love a shark? That sucks for you…. Part 1
I really hated it here. Everyone was so annoying and you could never get a day of peace. Then again I guess that's what you get for being in Varia. They are a top assassination squad in the mafia world. And the fact that you're the only female in Varia. Ha! It makes things twice as bad. And I somehow managed to survive six months of all the bull shit. I mean I'm amazed that they haven't killed each other yet.
First there is Fran. The sound of his voice really pisses people off. He has no emotion in his voice at all. What makes things worse is that he is an illusionist. He somehow made beer appear on the table and when Squalo tried to drink out of it…. Let's just say that snakes don't normally come out of beer bottles. Of course Fran got a huge ass kicking afterwards. Good thing about Fran is when you get pissed off, which happens a lot here, you can throw knives at him and he doesn't die from it. So you can go crazy with the knives.
Then there is Belphegor. He normally does missions with Fran. He of course is annoying because of his "royal blood". So he acts like a spoiled bitch king. He always stabs Fran with, of course, knives. And occasionally he does this weird laugh that sounds like chichichichiwhich scares the crap out of me. And the one thingthat ticks me off is that his hair blocks his eyes. One night I plan to cut his "royal" head to see what he has to hide. I think he is on pot or something so he covers his red eyes so he won't have to share them.
Of course we have the fruit cake Lussuria…. I like calling him Lucy-chan because I don't know if he is a male. I mean he sounds in between male and female plus he goes and says to Ryohei that he has a nice body? I really don't know. The only way to find out is….umm never mind. Never really like him because he calls me kitty-chan because I'm "cute". HA! I can't wait to claw his eyes out. I know I am cute but I don't need a fruit cake to tell me that.
Then there is the boss. Xanxus. He is so annoy. He may be the boss but I want to kick him really hard sometimes. He gets mad at every little thing and when that happens he takes it out on other people. And he gets mad when something happens with Tsuna and the vongola ring. Well the ring almost was his but, to bad for him, it isn't. If you even mention the Tenth around him he starts throwing stuff and people. I try to stop him before he starts taking out his guns and destroying the place. I really am amazed that I can calm him down.
Finally there is our stagiest captain Squalo. He is so loud and loves to pick fights with everyone. Especially Yamamoto. The poor bastard had to fight him for the Vongola ring and since Squalo somehow lost to him he has wanted a rematch. And Yamamoto, actually being smart, has been telling him no. So he takes it out on everyone. He sometimes reminds me of a shark. But this shark is one I can kick a few times if he says something stupid. Surprisingly when the boss breaks something Squalo yells at him but, of course, I have to fix it.
There is one more member, Levi, but I don't care about him. I mean he's just….there and that's about it. He never really talks and he is practically in love with Xanxus. Never really liked the guy. Then again all of the people in Varia tend to piss me off. But there is one bright side to it. It's never boring. I mean people live every day the same way. Not me though. There is always something new. That's the reason I put up with them. Just to see what happens next.
As usual the morning was noisy. Bel was doing his usually thing, stabbing Fran with knives again. Squalo was yelling at Bel to stop. Lucy-chan was talking to Levi in his/her weird tone. As for me I just ignored it and sat at the table. Bel was yelling at Fran for something but I didn't really care. So I just poured a glass of wine in a glass cup for me to drink. I was about to take a sip when suddenly one of Bel's knives flew right at me and shattered the glass, spilling wine everywhere. Of course everyone fell silent as soon as they saw what happened. They know better than to piss me off in the morning. That's the only time I'm in a bad mood.
"Umm….Nami-sempai are you ok?" Fran asked in his emotionless tone. I didn't say a thing. Instead I stood and pulled the glove off my hand to revel a cloud ring. I injected my dying will flame into it and a purple flame came out. Then I pulled out my box weapon and placed the ring in the open slot. Suddenly a huge bat came out and attacked Bel. I didn't say anything. Instead I got a new glass and poured more wine into it. I sat down and saw that my bat was clawing Bel's face and Squalo was just shaking his head. I just giggled. I quietly took a sip, finally being able to drink it, and Squalo walked over to me.
"VOI! Get that bat off Bel, He is giving me a headache so shut him up!" Squalo yelled. I only glanced at him. He looked really pissed but I just smiled.
"Why should I? I mean this will teach him the consequence of throwing knives around without thinking of the people around him." I said.
"This will stop him from throwing knives at people?" Squalo asked.
"Oh no he won't stop throwing them but he will know better than to throw them at ME." I laughed. Squalo only glared at me. Even though I didn't want to I put my bat back in its box. Poor Bel, his face looks all torn up. Sadly all of his hair was on his head so you still can't see his eyes. That's a mental note for next time. Order the bat to eat his hair so I can see what he has to hide. Squalo's angry glare finally disappeared which of course I didn't really care.
"VOI! Can I please say why I summoned us all here?" Squalo asked.
"Well if it's so important why haven't you said it already?" I sassed back. The annoyed stare came across his face again. I only smiled as if I didn't say anything at all.
"As expected from kitty-chan. She never shows any ounce of fear." Lussuria smiled. I glared at him because he knows I hate being called kitty-chan. Squalo cleared his throat so I looked at him.
"We got assigned a job and this one will be risky. So we are going as a two man team." Squalo explained. Everyone looked at me when he said two MAN team. I heard Bel and his creepy laugh. So I flipped him off under the table.
"And so the teams will be as followed, Bel and Fran, Lussuria and Levi, and that leaves me and Nami." He explained. Everyone didn't argue except, of course, Bel.
"Man why do I always get stuck babysitting the brat?" Bel complained. Fran only sighed.
"Stop whining you little prissy." I whispered. He only glared at me…. I think.
"So captain who is the target?" Fran asked.
"Millfiore family's cloud guardian, Riku." Squalo said. I froze mid sip of my wine. Riku? It couldn't be that same Riku. I made sure he died a long time ago. Squalo looked at me and saw my worried expression.
"You ok?" He asked.
"You must really like to ask stupid questions. I am fine."I answered back. He glared at me and I only ignored him. I know it can't possibly be the same Riku. I made sure that traitor died with his mafia family. It must be a coincidence.